This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

From this infinite monkey, I offer a heart and a mind that is open to so many possibilities of what it is to be human, hopefully other members of the gang will feel similarly #translivesmatter #lgbtq

BREAKING: Technology that guzzled the whole internet indiscriminately regurgitates a significant amount of toxic garbage as a result. We get opinions from hundreds of millions of people who aren't at all surprised and five who think we just aren't giving it a chance and need to look to the future.

Most of his fans?

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

What's the magic spell that makes you disappear completely up your own arse with a loud pop, and fucking well leave trans people alone for a change?

🎵 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit Get to fuck.🎵

This is Mogley. He just had a very close call. Almost formed an entire thought, but snapped out of it just in time. 12/10 (TT: evilmaizey3)

Just watched an analysis of the terrible Netflix version of The Electric State where I swear the person went back and found the book after watching the film and applied everything in the film to the story, missing every single point it makes in the process. All that sadness and hopelessness gone.

YouTuber talking about playing 'the original version of Doom on the PS1' because apparently subject knowledge is not a prerequisite for the deep dive they're about to do.

Watching a YouTuber think he's uncovered a conspiracy theory because he's worked out that children used to work in factories.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Balls. Not as bad as it could have been though - just the handbrake not pulling enough on the near side. The cables were adjusted a while back so I suspect the caliper. Is it the case now that a car with time left on the previous MOT can be used as long as there are no faults marked as dangerous?

*stress intensifies* I suspect this year will get me.

If I tried to explain how tired I am today It'd ta *head hits desk*

- If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose? - The lights are on but there's nobody home? - Pull my finger? - You're gonna get your f'kin 'ead kicked in?

'And you're in love with all the wonder it brings And every muscle in your body sings as the highway ignites' The Boss, circa Born to Run, was juiced to the eyeballs, boiling over with intensity and energy. That album is tearing apart at the seams, start to finish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMuF...

Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.

Can anyone invent a diagnostic device powerful enough to see inside Kemi Badenoch's skull? I'm fascinated by trying to find intelligent life in the solar system, but I reckon finding it in there would be a far bigger challenge.

as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage

Just listening to the new @wearedelasoul.com album Cabin In The Sky, and when the first track ran through a squad roll-call and reached Dave but nobody answered, I think my heart broke a little bit. When I reached the title track, it cracked wide open. What a tribute. #ThanksDave

That's three times I've found the tyres I want, been unable to pick a fitting centre, and then tried again immediately to find that the price has doubled. Three different companies. Something stinks with all this.

Just watched The Soloist in VR, and holy fuck I need to go and have a lie down on the lowest, flattest, most solid surface I can find until the shakes go away. That said, the views they get as they climb are so spectacular it's hard to believe they're real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy4j...

Lovely nods to Tokyo Drift and Initial D, and some brilliant drone shots. Plus, bonus Sabbath!

Been playing a few 'anomaly hunting' games recently, which is brilliant because it's like being called into paranormal investigations in strange places, but I can enjoy them in the warm and things actually happen!

I actually gasped when I saw that this resource guide was put out there to help folks. *That's* what I'm talking about. Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.

You’ll be visited by three spirits…

Well, of COURSE there's a weights bench next to a book about swords, and I can only hope the former inhabitants are now somewhere secure and preferably incredibly remote. The virtual tour is some of the best lo-fi implied horror you'll see today.

Can everything that needs to fuck off please join the queue on the right, and I'll get round to you later. We are experiencing unusually high levels of things that need to fuck off today. You are currently at position $ACFF3511D92**error** in the queue.

I *could* link to the very first post in this bizarre thread, but I think this is a far more intriguing starting point :)

'Their eyes are so close together, the left eye is in the right socket and the right eye is in the left socket – some genetic mutation due to inbreeding here, I don’t get it. What does their family tree look like? A stump?' - Bill Hicks

Lazy afternoon listening to The Quatermass Memoirs. Didn't know this existed until recently.

It's been a while since we had the cat singing Psychosocial by Slipknot so, here we are. www.youtube.com/shorts/HyFy8...

Wait, there was a path to choose!? I just did whatever seemed like a good idea at the time, within the boundaries of who'd actually hire me. The interesting thing is that everything I've done, now matter how disparate, became useful in everything I did afterwards.

Just back from seeing the mighty Mage absolutely take the roof off a small venue with the sort of volume that leaves you feeling punched in the ribs on every bass kick. Don't get that much any more in the days of amp-free stages.

game design 101

At last, something positive. The way things are going I might WELCOME being eaten by a grue.

Fuck. What an absolute legend. How many bassists can say that a single line they played became the theme for an entire scene. www.clashmusic.com/news/mani-th...

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

I wish I could help with this, and I'd gladly contribute if anything I can do would be useful, but I really hope someone can step in and carry the torch. Boots the size of a county to fill though.

Drove through North West Leicestershire to a job earlier. *Extremely* flaggy. I never realised how scruffy lots of flags can make a place look, but at least it gave those people with all that time on their hands somehting to do.

I was really looking forward to Project Hail Mary until fucking Oasis.

I thought Peak would be a fun, cosy little climbing game. It's not that. This game will chew you up before breakfast and stack the bones in the shower. Good though, just... AAARGH.

Thinking of the Ugandan Asians who fled Idi Amin's regime, paying the last of their money to try to smuggle some of their possessions out of the country past the militia in the hope of rebuilding their lives later. When you've lost almost everything you cling to the most personal items you have left

Not only is this grim, but it also feeds the age-old conservative idea of the undeserving poor, and opens the door to deeper means testing for everyone in need. That a Labour government should be suggesting a policy that most people would guess came from Reform is absolutely vile.

On reflection it's kind of amazing how many things about the latest version of Android work a hell of a lot worse than the previous version, especially as I can't detect any major changes that should've made those things worse. It's like your front door suddenly refusing to open on Tuesdays.

Car insurance time again. Absolutely hate doing this, being reminded of the many ways the industry has created to try to screw people over via maximum confusion. So much for regulation to stop policies being walked up too.