It's a game of two halves, not four fucking quarters.

*updates property search to Stornoway*

There is no such thing as AI art, only AI theft.

Rotary Club's Cars at the Spa in Leamington today. Great turn out and very busy!

Watching the 1986 Prince's Trust Rock Gala. Sting was already an arse then wasn't he.

Four years ago, I saw a tired Series 3 Land Rover on a trailer at Bicester Scramble. Today, "Stanley" the REVS Restore Land Rover passed its MOT. It has been quite a journey, only possible through the generosity of many individuals and organisations. #REVSCommunity: Cars - Life - Restoration

The only reason I've even vaguely kept in touch with the World Cup is I was nagged into joining a couple of Fantasy leagues. And now the FIFA site is down so I can't change my team. Hopefully it's a major cyber attack that fucks up the real tournament. That would be genuinely hilarious.

Monday morning and I'm already screaming like a fucking lunatic at Excel. 😵‍💫

I was ambivalent about who wins #LM24, but I’m now massively invested in Buemi staying ahead of the BMW to secure a Toyota 1-2. Superb job.

If anyone makes it to the Retropower Summer Meet at Triumph on Saturday in an MG Metro Turbo, I have a card for you... 😉

Indistinguishable.

Hero.

Excited to see the lesbian witchcraft apocalypse befall the United States in a couple of days’ time.

Friday

A picture that captures your essence.

I know someone who calls their company car Zanussi because it is, basically, an appliance.

Every cunt's got an opinion haven't they? I'll save mine til I sit in one. If I ever do.

Went outside. Do not recommend.

Mostly in the adjacent ballpark. www.maptap.gg May 25 94👑 98🎯 98🎯 90🌟 90🎉 Final score: 928

It helps that a lot of countries don't have a huge list of choices... 🛰Satle #445 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca

Cool Beetle is cool.

Well I'm never trusting that therapist again. 😬

Back at BMM today for Tucked, because it's local, free to members and why not. Not entirely my scene but I admire the craft, if not the competing sound systems. 🔊🙉

Forza Horizon thing at BMM. JDM-tastic. (Some bloke on stage who was in F&F apparently. Big queue for signed posters. 🤷‍♂️)

Welcome to The Norse Code

I think this means the jury is deliberating over a pair of tossers.

Minimal movement for the next 23 1/2 hours. Already impressed with the lead Lambo going through a gap no wider than a Golf. #N24

Russia's too big. www.maptap.gg May 11 100🎯 98🎯 95🏅 95🏅 77😑 Final score: 904

Crumbs... 😯

Up north-ish this weekend. Called in at The Carding Shed Holmfirth for coffee & cake on the way home.

"All 173"

Beginning to think democracy may be overrated.

Very excited to announce our first collaborative event. Grab a ticket and come along! retropower.co.uk/event/the-cl...

I used to be quite good at #snooker but one thing I cannot fathom is being able to play off two cushions with enough accuracy to glance off a red and return to baulk. 🤯

Pre-emptive strike. And it's Final night. Put a tie on, you plebs.

Do I need to repost this every fucking session? Dickheads. #snooker

It seems the one thing I don't remember when these come round again is their age. Cardle 5/5 Streak 22🔥 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 playcardle.com

Look, if you're too fucking thick to put your phone on silent you should be ejected and receive a life ban from every venue worldwide. #snooker

Nice to see how many frames they *can* play in an hour. #snooker

I'm in a grumpy mood today, so have a grumpy opinion. Will somebody PLEASE have a quiet word with Dennis Taylor to tell the daft old sod it's time to put the mic away and retire. He doesn't half prattle some nonsense. #snooker #worldchampionship

Work call soon to discover which of my US colleagues are up for the latest cull. US only, sadly. I'd snatch their hands off.

Couldn't be at yesterday's #Scramble, but I've got my ticket for October. Get yours today if you want to go... they sold out in a day last time.

ffs

My controversial opinion of the day is that people whose phones go off in the Crucible arena should be taken outside and placed in a set of stocks in the fan zone for people to throw rotten fruit at. #snooker #worldchampionship

Another new leader for the most Betteridge's Law headline to have ever Betteridged.

A superb day out at #Rustival, lovely to spend time with @joehallenbeck.bsky.social, @arressveetwin.bsky.social & @emmajg.bsky.social, and see so many others. Roll on Rustival 5! Tried to pick out a few cars not already posted amongst the popular ones everyone snapped. 📷

The box is working! @emmajg.bsky.social

Wait, I think I might know this. Is it, "A cunt." ?