Mike Shaw
@mikeshaw.bsky.social
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Old but not a classic
Nice to see how many frames they *can* play in an hour.
#snooker
about 2 hours ago
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I'm in a grumpy mood today, so have a grumpy opinion. Will somebody PLEASE have a quiet word with Dennis Taylor to tell the daft old sod it's time to put the mic away and retire. He doesn't half prattle some nonsense.
#snooker
#worldchampionship
1 day ago
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Work call soon to discover which of my US colleagues are up for the latest cull. US only, sadly. I'd snatch their hands off.
2 days ago
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Couldn't be at yesterday's
#Scramble
, but I've got my ticket for October. Get yours today if you want to go... they sold out in a day last time.
5 days ago
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8 days ago
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My controversial opinion of the day is that people whose phones go off in the Crucible arena should be taken outside and placed in a set of stocks in the fan zone for people to throw rotten fruit at.
#snooker
#worldchampionship
8 days ago
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Another new leader for the most Betteridge's Law headline to have ever Betteridged.
13 days ago
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A superb day out at
#Rustival
, lovely to spend time with
@joehallenbeck.bsky.social
,
@arressveetwin.bsky.social
&
@emmajg.bsky.social
, and see so many others. Roll on Rustival 5! Tried to pick out a few cars not already posted amongst the popular ones everyone snapped. ๐ท
14 days ago
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The box is working!
@emmajg.bsky.social
14 days ago
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Wait, I think I might know this. Is it, "A cunt." ?
15 days ago
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Apropos of nothing, I find myself wondering what a Saint Samuel L Jackson Version of the bible would look like. "Hey motherfucker, I'm gonna need you to build me a boat."
15 days ago
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Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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15 days ago
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What car would Bluesky be if Bluesky was a car? I think it might be a Rover SD1 2300 that's been left outside just long enough for the drizzle to penetrate its wiring loom. (So, about half an hour.)
16 days ago
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Turkey
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18 days ago
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Just seen a BMW iX2. Not surprised I haven't seen one before, it's fucking hideous.
22 days ago
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Don't worry it's not just you, here's Martin with another brilliant film on how the UK really is utterly dysfunctional.
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23 days ago
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24 days ago
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Threads isn't completely bad...
24 days ago
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Sub-tweeting a work call... If only there was some precedent to suggest migrating your entire IT estate to a single cloud provider might be a risky strategy.
24 days ago
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Help. I've gone viral. ๐ฌ
28 days ago
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29 days ago
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The future is shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Baidu's Apollo Go self-driving cars stop mid-traffic in China
Baidu has not responded to a request for comment about the outage, which affected at least 100 cars.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvge91r9j80o
about 1 month ago
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Seems popular. ๐ (from
clearsky.app
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about 1 month ago
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I realise me giving up on F1 will have less impact on the sport than Max doing so, but I agree with him. They've fucked it.
about 1 month ago
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And still accelerating.
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about 1 month ago
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Tonight, in "What could possibly go wrong?", allow me to present ... a three grand V10 S8.
about 1 month ago
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Art.
#oafc
about 1 month ago
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Most of them don't have to *do* anything.
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about 1 month ago
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Missing yesterday lost my score data so I logged back in, lost about 1300 points and gained a streak... Cardle 3/5 Streak 8๐ฅ Total Score 763 ๐ดย ๐ดย ๐ด ๐ขย ๐ขย ๐ด ๐ขย ๐ขย ๐ข
playcardle.com
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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The USA's (former) allies have finally woken up to what they're dealing with...
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about 1 month ago
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I've just seen twat inception. A grown man wearing a camouflage pattern Dryrobe coat on a cloudless sunny day, riding an e-scooter flat out on the pavement*. * sidewalk for American folk.
about 2 months ago
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Oops.
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about 2 months ago
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Sat on a project review call. Apparently we used AI to help develop our AI security standards. I'm sure that'll be fine.
about 2 months ago
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Mike Shaw
Twonks
about 2 months ago
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Bex Luther
about 2 months ago
[Sade voice ๐ต]
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Reminder that the only sane reaction to anything this dumb narcissist cunt says is to laugh loud and hard.
about 2 months ago
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Never not true.
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about 2 months ago
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I'm going to say a cow. But I'm also going to say that size is not necessarily a decisive factor. It may be far easier to expel a docile cow than a determined wasp.
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about 2 months ago
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This really is very good.
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about 2 months ago
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Nicola
about 2 months ago
Who would win, one giant otter or 20 tiny Churchills?
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Trying out this promising sounding productivity tip. Will report back.
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about 2 months ago
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"Two more from Rigorous Anal later in the show."
about 2 months ago
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Also at Gasoline Juice today. The owner is a prick. Young kid was obsessed with it. Rather than being cool and letting the kid sit in it, he got out and locked it. Then as the kid's mum was taking a photo of him just gently leaning on the wing, he shouts over, "Off the car please!" Prick.
about 2 months ago
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Had a little trip out to Gasoline Juice this morning. Always some cool metal. Or in this case fibreglass. Any experts out there know what it is? A clue/random factoid - on a classic tour last year we met the company owner at the factory on an old secret military site in Pembrokeshire.
about 2 months ago
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Mike Shaw
Twonks
about 2 months ago
Dinosaurs
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You're not old. I'm old.
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about 2 months ago
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Mike Shaw
Twonks
about 2 months ago
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One for
@stansaidairport.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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