Also at Gasoline Juice today. The owner is a prick. Young kid was obsessed with it. Rather than being cool and letting the kid sit in it, he got out and locked it. Then as the kid's mum was taking a photo of him just gently leaning on the wing, he shouts over, "Off the car please!" Prick.

Had a little trip out to Gasoline Juice this morning. Always some cool metal. Or in this case fibreglass. Any experts out there know what it is? A clue/random factoid - on a classic tour last year we met the company owner at the factory on an old secret military site in Pembrokeshire.

Dinosaurs

You're not old. I'm old.

🐌

One for @stansaidairport.bsky.social

Disappointed (but not entirely surprised) this #cartoon didn't find a home. #doglife #dogs #business

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

please put more effort into naming lakes

The good news is that by the time this is done I won't be considered the only strategic moron on the global stage

Last time I took off for an impromptu birthday weekend away, lockdown began the following week. So I'd just like to apologise for starting World War 3.

Nasty bug

Rude.

Still remember reading entirely logical analyses saying Kyiv would be occupied, and Zelenskyy dead, within three months. What the Ukrainians have done - especially in light of the American betrayal - is astonishing, and the debt Europe owes them is incalculable. Fuck Russia, and Slava Ukraini.

"What is the charge? Making a meal? A succulent chinese meal!?"

Happy 'Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless' Day to those who celebrate. And, before you ask, I'm 49.

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No cheating (as if! 😛), your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Turns out I don't often save pictures of celebrities but, well, this seems apt.

Right. Curling. Anyone know how it works? 🤷‍♂️

I don't like rugby.

... and this guy is dumb, evil *and* crazy.

Get ready for the bigliest dummy spit in history.

Idiot racist leaves racist party to join really racist party and is surprised at how racist it is.

Even out of context this is excellent. Filed for future use. Probably at work.

Hmm

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

Help wanted

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

Wednesday

A pain shared is good, right? 😵

Annexe the Costa del Sol.

BBC to be scrapped and replaced with a single channel showing repeats of Til Death Us Do Part and It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

My biggest concern for F1 in 2026 is that the main differentiator between drivers should be how fast they can get round corners, not how much energy they can harvest in them. The best drivers could lose their advantage.

I wouldn't go to a Tesla diner, but then I've lived 300 yards from a McD's for eight years and I've never been there either.

‘One off, no MoT, rear is full of music.’ This advert needs a much longer description and more than one photo. www.carandclassic.com/l/C1859365

To be fair, this is every Friday and Saturday night in Brighton.

The safe word is “Ron is innocent”

I'd love to go out and enjoy the first sunny day since 2021, but I'm stuck waiting for a plumber because my bedroom has a new water feature. I really do wish everything would just fuck off.

RIP

greatest headline of my adult life

I have just discovered the existence of the GAC Trumpchi GS8, so now you must too.

Yes.

As someone said, the biggest issue with AI in the workplace is not that it increases your speed. It's that it triples the output of the biggest idiot you work with.

Vikings would pass messages silently by pelting each other with sequences of large and small snowballs, a process known as Norse code.

This but in CAPITALS with flashing lights and air horns. 😬

One of my longest held opinions is that non-Americans who watch the superbowl should be on some kind of register

American Football Positions for Newcomers U Bend Tart Wrangler Flange Wide Boy Biscuit Snatcher Quibbler Raccoon Nose Slag Shuffler Glutton Deceiver