QOTD What countries have you driven in? England Scotland Wales France Italy Belgium Netherlands USA Purely splitting the UK up to make the list look a bit longer. 👀

“Until someone shoots that mad orange cunt in the face no one is safe from him.” Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.

Man goes to doctor. Says “doctor, I am depressed, life just seems like hollow joke”. Doctor says “well, whatever you do, don’t go see the so-called ‘great’ clown Pagliacci at the circus, I took my wife last night and boy does he suck ass, the idio…why are you crying?”

First car I drove from each country: UK: Austin Metro aged 16 👀 Japan: My driving instructor's Mazda 323 France: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9 (mate was a car dealer) Italy: Alfa Romeo 33 Green Cloverleaf (ditto) Germany: my Vauxhall Senator 24V Sweden: Saab 9000 test drive USA: Chrysler 300M hire car

100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.

I think one of the simplest ways you can express support for Denmark is by buying a Lego set. At least that's what I think, and why I'm browsing the Lego online store right now.

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

Blub Soy Division Public Enema The Stone Noses The Perve

"The problem is there's not a thing that Denmark can do about it if Russia or China wants to occupy Greenland, but there's everything we can do." Either this is just disingenuous bullshit, or the clearest admission yet the US cannot be relied upon if another NATO nation triggers Article 5.

If, like me, anybody has been wondering whether you can wear a Fiat Cinquecento as a coat, this lady confirms you can.

Ah, a survey of *checks* Reddit posters. How representative.

So: happy... er, yes, well, happy this most holy of days to all who celebrate

Sue me. I live I the south and we hate and can’t drive in snow.

We need to turn off the internet until we figure out what the fuck is going on here.

Excellent Scramble at Bicester. Spoke to lots of people, saw lots of cars, took no photos.

There's only one brand with a face that ugly. Cardle 2/5 Streak 5🔥 Total Score 1463 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 playcardle.com

Ten years old this year. And still fabulous youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...

Perfect summary.

Walking three miles home from the night bus terminus was my favourite way to sober up a bit and ease the hangover.

Post a picture of a truck.

As evergreen now as when I pilfered this from Facebook 10 years ago.

This ton of snow we were promised looks an awful lot like rain. ☔️ 👀

Lots of talk again about China, the US, and Russia dividing the world into spheres of influence. One problem with this idea is that after 30 years of trying, Russia's sphere is limited to Belarus, Georgia, and 20% of Ukraine. Another is that if China has a sphere, it includes Russia.

Timely cartoon

I just want one news outlet to go with FIFA PEACE PRIZE WINNER ORDERS MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST VENEZUELA

“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”

Please wake up and share my relevant content

A few highlights from Brooklands NYD gathering...

Anyone going to Brooklands tomorrow? #weirdcarbs

Cardle UK getting into the New Year's Eve party mood... 👀

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com

From Runcorn With Love #MakeAFilmCheaper

FROM DUSK TIL DUNE

Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025

And! I’ve been looking all over for this and finally found it

Well, what else could we mark on 29 December but the 97th anniversary of the birth of that gift to the world, Bernard Cribbins? (small🧵)

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

I keep forgetting to have more coffee before guessing. Cardle 2/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 1302 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 playcardle.com

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

I’m heading to the @takona.co.uk Cars & Coffee morning meet at the Triumph Factory in Hinckley on Sunday 28th. Anyone else going?

Has anyone else noticed how today seems to be the day for follows and likes on ancient posts by a load of bots and weirdos? 🤷‍♂️

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Merry Christmas everybody!

How I’m turning up to the BlueSky Christmas party. youtu.be/vbIC3tXnkOM?...

Not a good portent for things on shelves.

Merry Christmas Bluesky! Hope Santa brought everything you wanted! 🎄🎅🎁

Can't believe today's took me two attempts. 🤦‍♂️ Cardle 2/5 Streak 53🔥 Total Score 1277 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 playcardle.com

This here, a proud and upstanding member of His Majesty's Royal Navy, is Pollyanna the reindeer. And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph. 🧵