Nice to see how many frames they *can* play in an hour. #snooker

I'm in a grumpy mood today, so have a grumpy opinion. Will somebody PLEASE have a quiet word with Dennis Taylor to tell the daft old sod it's time to put the mic away and retire. He doesn't half prattle some nonsense. #snooker #worldchampionship

Work call soon to discover which of my US colleagues are up for the latest cull. US only, sadly. I'd snatch their hands off.

Couldn't be at yesterday's #Scramble, but I've got my ticket for October. Get yours today if you want to go... they sold out in a day last time.

ffs

My controversial opinion of the day is that people whose phones go off in the Crucible arena should be taken outside and placed in a set of stocks in the fan zone for people to throw rotten fruit at. #snooker #worldchampionship

Another new leader for the most Betteridge's Law headline to have ever Betteridged.

A superb day out at #Rustival, lovely to spend time with @joehallenbeck.bsky.social, @arressveetwin.bsky.social & @emmajg.bsky.social, and see so many others. Roll on Rustival 5! Tried to pick out a few cars not already posted amongst the popular ones everyone snapped. 📷

The box is working! @emmajg.bsky.social

Wait, I think I might know this. Is it, "A cunt." ?

Apropos of nothing, I find myself wondering what a Saint Samuel L Jackson Version of the bible would look like. "Hey motherfucker, I'm gonna need you to build me a boat."

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

What car would Bluesky be if Bluesky was a car? I think it might be a Rover SD1 2300 that's been left outside just long enough for the drizzle to penetrate its wiring loom. (So, about half an hour.)

Turkey

Just seen a BMW iX2. Not surprised I haven't seen one before, it's fucking hideous.

Don't worry it's not just you, here's Martin with another brilliant film on how the UK really is utterly dysfunctional.

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Threads isn't completely bad...

Sub-tweeting a work call... If only there was some precedent to suggest migrating your entire IT estate to a single cloud provider might be a risky strategy.

Help. I've gone viral. 😬

The future is shit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Seems popular. 👀 (from clearsky.app)

I realise me giving up on F1 will have less impact on the sport than Max doing so, but I agree with him. They've fucked it.

And still accelerating.

Tonight, in "What could possibly go wrong?", allow me to present ... a three grand V10 S8.

Art. #oafc

Most of them don't have to *do* anything.

Missing yesterday lost my score data so I logged back in, lost about 1300 points and gained a streak... Cardle 3/5 Streak 8🔥 Total Score 763 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 playcardle.com

The USA's (former) allies have finally woken up to what they're dealing with...

I've just seen twat inception. A grown man wearing a camouflage pattern Dryrobe coat on a cloudless sunny day, riding an e-scooter flat out on the pavement*. * sidewalk for American folk.

Oops.

Sat on a project review call. Apparently we used AI to help develop our AI security standards. I'm sure that'll be fine.

😊 ko-fi.com/twonks

[Sade voice 🎵]

Reminder that the only sane reaction to anything this dumb narcissist cunt says is to laugh loud and hard.

Never not true.

I'm going to say a cow. But I'm also going to say that size is not necessarily a decisive factor. It may be far easier to expel a docile cow than a determined wasp.

This really is very good.

Who would win, one giant otter or 20 tiny Churchills?

Trying out this promising sounding productivity tip. Will report back.

"Two more from Rigorous Anal later in the show."

Also at Gasoline Juice today. The owner is a prick. Young kid was obsessed with it. Rather than being cool and letting the kid sit in it, he got out and locked it. Then as the kid's mum was taking a photo of him just gently leaning on the wing, he shouts over, "Off the car please!" Prick.

Had a little trip out to Gasoline Juice this morning. Always some cool metal. Or in this case fibreglass. Any experts out there know what it is? A clue/random factoid - on a classic tour last year we met the company owner at the factory on an old secret military site in Pembrokeshire.

Dinosaurs

You're not old. I'm old.

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One for @stansaidairport.bsky.social