Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

much better, boys! prime knockout round situation.

credit to pulisic for accurately representing america by getting embarrassed on a world stage

i could watch him get megged every minute of every hour of every day

HOLY SHIT

COUNTRY ROADS

Ms. T.P. Heath

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bundesliga mentioned :)))))

THAT SAVE WAS BANANAS

a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple

COUNTRY ROADS

every time we watched love island at the ranch this weekend, peacock suggested this MIA show after and i could not help myself from yelling “THE CARTEL KILLED MY FAMILY” after seeing every single iteration of the trailer during group stage games

if the USMNT are gonna lose this game, i’d love if salih could have a helluva game! 🐐

so this game is probably mostly going to be held up by the commentators yelling celebrity names and that’s actually fine with me because it’s entertaining each time

oop!

🫵🏻 SALIH ÖZCAN SHOWN!!!! once a goat, always a goat. #effzeh

we need one of those quadrant matrixes??? graphs??? for the WC coaches and one of the axis points needs to be: english professor who cheats on his wife with students

they don’t usually show any footage of the celebrities on telemundo but it is *always* fun to pick the english names out of the spanish commentary and “colin farrell” was a particularly good one

i turned the sound off during the pregame and was making dinner and this wasn’t the score i expected to see already based on the general vibes of the tournament this year!

my friend’s dad is coming with us to drag brunch on saturday and that’s-a pride month to me!!!! we love an ally!!!!

perhaps as a gift for winning the ecuador coach will shave his facial hair

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

🫵🏻 PINBALL

Evergreen post: Britain and the US, it turns out, are different countries

United WOTC officially elected in a NLRB vote count www.rascal.news/united-wotc-...

A entire region of National Parks just unionized. About 650 workers in eight states and over 10 parks have won their union. The parks represented include: - Glacier National Park - Grand Canyon National Park - Grand Teton National Park - Rocky Mountain National Park And more.

if you think you have an opinion on international A/C discourse, you don’t. “but i have this special knowledge blah blah blah” no. you don’t.

i was just about to fall asleep and then startled myself awake with the realization that i was supposed to go see LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE at the new theater in music box tonight and completely forgot.

Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...

i have the *biggest* post-trip blues and the second half of that game didn’t cure it, but it helped. but i was also then extra sad i wasn’t watching it with our ragtag group of game enjoyers, including but not limited to both board games and the world cup.

haven’t had a chance to turn off the TV yet and that’s how i found out jesse white tumblers is going to be on AGT! good for them!!!! they’re the best.

THE CAMERA SHOT FOCUSING ON MEMO AND THEN THE CROWD!!! i! will! sob!!!!

cryin in the club listening to the crowd cheer for ochoa!!!!!!!!!

i’m sure you all missed riveting commentary like this while i was out of town and torturing my friends with it Out Loud

ASSIST FROM A BUTT!!!!! ASSIST FROM A BUTT!!!!!!

oh thank GOD that was feeling dire

Morocco fan reacting to the second Haitian goal.

this World Cup has been a goalkeeping exhibition

legitimately bonkers to be watching this happen in the news while it’s also happening to someone i know and care about. feels extremely weird.

i gotta say, really became evident how bad my nail biting was tonight because i handled a poblano pepper while cooking dinner and i keep subconsciously biting my nails and then VERY CONSCIOUSLY have a burning sensation in my mouth. i have washed them so many times 😭

i refuse to give it to linkedin but this is a very funny quote

fresh off Cape Verde's 0-0 defeat of Spain, Cape Verde extends their streak with a 2-2 defeat of Uruguay

Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

i am legitimately speechless. it felt incredible to win everyone on our trip over to the cabo verde squad and root for the blue sharks 🦈🦈🦈 friday is going to feel like an out-of-body experience. i love watching a team playing such a different kind of game.

i never want the cabo verde run to end

I am very stressed for my childhood national team Cabo Verde

i am once again asking you what the fuck is the point of ref cam if i'm not seeing the peep show version of this argument