He is risen

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

TRUE LIFE: IT HAPPENED TO ME i was at a bar in my hometown with my friends and my high school ex walked in

maybe people will finally take seriously mg bid for baltimore’s new motto, “baltimore is for lesbians”

okay if you’re the sort of person that can live not knowing about the details of this mess then 1: we’re not the same & 2: you can probably skip this. otherwise, unfortunately, brian writes brilliantly and cohesively about this whole horrifying nauseating shebang

every year i’m like, “why would i take days off around thanksgiving, i don’t have to travel, what a waste” and every year it gets to the week of the holiday and i want to walk out of the office and straight into lake michigan

yesterday i spent a lot of money on a couch after looking and researching for months and then it got here in less than 24 hours and now im sitting on it and it is …. so comfortable. thank god!

good morning to mclaren from me and pau 🙃

well sure

YAAAAAS i love tubi and i love LOST

file under: things that didn’t age well

watching lewis and alex sail through much of the chaos to gain a bunch of places :)))))) #LasVegasGP #F1

How and why were marshals on track at Turn 1 as the field came through? So soon after Mexico, that demands an explanation from the FIA. #F1

absolutely zero dawg in him when it counts. #VegasGP #F1

creature

Colleagues and I were just talking about this: The CTA holiday train is the purest experience of joy in the city. -No one- is so jaded that they don’t light up when they see it. Commuters get genuinely excited. People smile and laugh and text pictures to their friends. It’s a delight.

Redwall's pear cider, finest in Mossflower. Try it with some onion bread an' herb-studded cheese.

MA’AM. 😲

Beyoncé is in the paddock at the Las Vegas GP (via F1)

bring back hot mailmen yknow

i have to wake up at 6am and most of the guys i care about are out in Q1. so a single delay could tip me into a melatonin induced plane of existence.

turns out i hate sports x

Lewis Hamilton's helmet looks incredible in-car under the lights #F1

i cannot see rekha in this hot dog and that is chilling

horrible news and i don’t understand how the board thinks this is a fruitful venture

“I’m all ears”

this bit may be for one singular person out there and i hope it finds you well

me and who

i’m excited to watch this - i was thinking about it watching @izball.bsky.social’s film d(e)ad at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. it was generally more enjoyable to watch a movie that looked *real*. there’s been so many films in the theater lately where i think i like it but its not …. fun to view?

when will our long national nightmare end!!!! when will chicken salad chick come to chicago!!!!!

jesus christ

you heard the bird.

it's day two of the market! i'd love to see some friendly faces 🥰 10am-3pm at 3656 N Halsted, 3rd floor gym!

okay it’s much more exciting in person, it fell a little flat on the virtual previews

and @smep.bsky.social took me up on this and life is good

Its 11/11 today, which marks the start of Karneval, especially relevant in places like Köln. Which means Köln players showed up to practice in costume, with Ragnar Ache dressing up as Obito and Lund dressing up like budget cut Captain America

i basically only get one instagram ad now but i’ve been too embarrassed to ask if anyone else has been getting it for fear that im being read, dragged, eviscerated by the algorithm. anyway, anybody else ONLY seeing ads from the Tinned Fish Club these days?

omg i need her

Never has there been a case of more "good fucking riddance," but it's not unamusing that they're hightailing it right after the first snow storm hit. Chicago has a built-in defense against unserious jagoffs and it's called winter.

damn, what a READ 🔥

pre-save my new single Oops! I Sat Down On My Bed After I Finished A Task But I Do Need to Still Be Packing Except Now Somehow I’m Lying Down on spotify now

i love her and she’s right

When your aunt has social media beef but doesn't know how to use social media

trying to pack for 80 degrees in texas while it’s 20 degrees is too much for my cognitive dissonance. i’m a vibes girlie, big changes in numbers mean NOTHING to me.

wedding weekends with 15+ year friendships are sort of the best ones when you think about it x

thank god

…. i really don’t know how they expect me to believe this

this is horseshit