what’s portuguese for furt

Like so many others, @andral404.bsky.social risked his life and safety yesterday to document. Would love to see some support sent *his way specifically* this morning: account.venmo.com/u/andresachavez

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

You can call me a naive idiot if you want but I continue to hope that each subsequent horrible crime committed by ICE is The One that convinces the people with some power that the entire agency can no longer be tolerated. I refuse to be a doomer. Someday we'll live in a better world than this one.

need to get back on the apps because right now i have a group chat who is required to give me feedback on my cleavage after i get home from an event ive dressed up for... & while i would die for them, i think i need to diversify my portfolio. if dating is the stock market, this is a real RACKet.

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"

congrats to all the hollywood money that earned F1 its nomination!!! lolol

now THIS is a set of nominations wow

the neon orange and silver is FUN

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

i both hope everyone is having a great time with the bone temple (and it really seems like they are!!!) but also…. wasn’t there a new 28 movie like …. yesterday?

this thread is wild and also, funnily enough, only SLIGHTLY more wild than my old twitter threads from when i used to take the megabus/greyhound to and from nashville.

*-this is actually the critical consensus; many people feel this way; you don't need to tell me that you're one of them; this is a larger commentary on the regrettable way films become pitted against each other in awards season; both of these movies will be watched for years to come!!!

I am the only one brave enough to say I think both Sinners and One Battle After Another are rad as hell*. PLEASE SEE FOLLOW-UP SKEET BEFORE REPLYING TO THIS ONE. THE MANAGEMENT THANKS YOU.

it's so weird they keep playing football games after all the teams I like are done

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Love that Haas went with more white this year

dont ever come into my house trying to even slightly associate allyship with gary bettman. ever.

i won’t be there because i have to make some cash money but go hang out with my friends!

thank fucking god

kiiiiind of weird how TWO WEEKS IN A ROW, after i finish a new episode of the pitt, i want more pitt and there isn’t any more new pitt? science, explain.

cancelled on plans with myself today which is how you know my body is feeling Rough

Evergreen message to TERFS today, and every day 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

i’ve been having a rough time of it lately but the vending machine just gave me two bottles of sunkist so, yeah, things are looking up for lil ol angela

sometimes somebody really good dies far too young from cancer and you're just like, shit, motherfucker, fuck cancer and then sometimes someone dies from cancer and you're like well, fuck cancer on principle,

unbiased - best bundesliga show around

and this is why i wanted them to go on seth :)

chicago GO SEE THIS!!!!! if you love having fun at the movies, see this. i WISH i could go see this and TONATIUH????? i’m so jealous

not a great sign that the majority of speeches are solemn and politically tinged, yes, but so resistant to touching down on anything specific. glad we can all agree it’s a weird, hard time, but yeah, could use more what wanda sykes brought. a lot more.

i loved her so much x

"ricky gervais, i love you...for not being here. because if you win i get to accept your award, and you're gonna thank god and the trans community." -wanda sykes

I'm glad Sinners won that absurd award, but the nominees for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement included one movie that had not yet opened (Avatar) and another that had no reported box office (Kpop DH), so we should note that the prize does not even have the integrity of its own corruption.

stressed about being a month out from an international trip, stressed about personal things, stressed about seasonal depression. very grateful to focus on connor storrie and hudson williams at the golden globes instead! ain’t nothing like a little dissociation, i must say.

I want a slice o' that big cake, the one with rosecream an' sugared hazelnuts all over the top!

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

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Good morning. Bear Down. Fuck the packers. 🐻⬇️💙🧡

she megs her in a way i have never seen before in hockey jesus christ

we facetimed for like 5 minutes earlier today but we had to hang up because he was in the portillo’s drive through line. i love being from chicago.

we! know! who! we! are!!!!!!

i love casey with my whole heart but the numbers don’t lie

CHICAGO OVER EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

past me was soooooo smart and kind and beautiful but mostly smart

CHICAGO OVER EVERYTHING

ALWAYS DOWN. NEVER FUCKIN OUT!

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I think this Bears team might be the ultimate Chicago team: always down, never out.

🚨🚨wake up the pope 🚨🚨