Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

we all know the answer to this is answered biweekly by the seminal podcast This is the Greatest Song I’ve Ever Heard in My Entire Life

thinking about a wednesday night match, i must say, i am very curious if the purple line actually showed up and after how long on saturday. because we waited about 30 min.? after we watched two trains that were 15-18 min. out count all the way down to 2 min. before disappearing off the screen.

the indoor smoking bans of the 90's and 00's were the last genuinely great win for organized labor in this country and absolutely could not happen today, trying to reopen this door actively sets us back as a civilization, don't give them an inch

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

charlie brown was onto something when he said "good grief"

Yamaton, the mascot of Yamato City in Kanagawa Prefecture, is a green leaf fairy whose favourite drink is morning dew.

BREAKING: Two Democratic Reps. are introducing a bill to raise the federal minimum wage to $25/hr and eliminate subminimum wages. Reps. Delia Ramirez and Analilia Mejia are introducing the bill, saying it's unacceptable that the minimum wage has been stuck at $7.25 since 2009.

i’m having a really good streak of life admin and making sensible choices and i feel really good about it. and ALSO at one point tonight i was overwhelmed by the thought that if i don’t get to hug one of my dogs for like 10 minutes straight STAT, im gonna lose it.

it took one (1) pair of barrel leg pants to convert me from a hater. these babies are so comfortable. i do think they still look like clown pants but like clown pants (positive).

the literal ONLY days of the year i bat an eye about the MLS are the RIPeters derby!!! the best derby!!!!!

The shots of the many do not outweigh the shots of the few

waiting for a delayed red line and i’m already a little bit chilly so …. it’s possible i underdressed for the stars game tonight.

hope she’s having a good day 💖

yo shout out to Bob and the whole damn Red Mill

this is an armando iannucci level photo

Too many Willem dafoes in the world. Where can I find me a willem dafriend 😞

A belted kingfisher in Graceland Cemetery yesterday

Doing some @unraveledpress.com spring cleaning and noticed a folder named "Opinions." In it, one forgotten, untitled document from March 2025. It's still relevant, so here it is in it's entirety:

Tea in the orchard was extremely pleasant. Friar Dubble provided them with some honeycake, thin cucumber sandwiches, and hot mint an' comfrey tea.

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Sanomaru, the mascot of Sano City, is a samurai puppy with a ramen bowl on his head and potato skewer swords.

me: ok im gonna get up at 7am. gotta go grab some breakfast. seize the day me at 7:04: oops ok get your head in the game rax. 7:30. at 7:30 it’s time to get up me at 7:41: ok so what had happened was

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

we all know I have no life, so:

@maureenjohnsonbooks.com solid advice but I think I will Do Anyway

i’d like to thank the half gallon of caffeine i drank today and a pretty brilliant middle of the night ice pack invention last night for the fact that im only going to bed with a WHISPER of a headache tonight and not the migraine pain of the weekend.

I like to imagine the connecting thread of a film fest made of whatever movies I feel like watching on a plane. For instance, A Goofy Movie and The Social Network are both about the lengths adolescent men will go to impress women, often to their own danger

wow on the day of tim onion’s victory and naming tim heidecker as the top guy at the new infowars, tim cook got scared and ran out of apple flailing. big day for tims (and one guy named ben).

i already got my masters degree, i’m not getting married anytime soon, and i only got $7 on my tax refund this year so, folks, how are we justifying the $120 10-piece silicone kitchen utensil set i so desperately want.

please raise money for this kickass foundation so one day i can do work with them (from the comfort of my home in chicago, ideally)!!!!

clocking out

crying on the bus is actually very cool and cunty and slay of me and isn’t embarrassing or weird. actually!!!!!!

society is facing a lot of problems these days and i think obviously the absolute worst one that causes the most misery is that people rarely take their backpacks off in the kind of situations where they used to now

my friends!!!!

pinoe’s face at the end of the podcast page video is HEARTBREAKING

excited to see REAL LIFE for the first time tomorrow on da big screen! i’m in my albert brooks era.

no!! nooooooo! that’s impossible for me to comprehend!!!!!

I came across a family of great horned owls in Chicago (at an undisclosed location). They were being harrassed by crows and a Cooper's hawk. I sure hope they don't eat any poisoned rats!

Been building a custom AfterEffects script that imports layered Illustrator/Photoshop files and auto-builds a 2.5D parallax depth composition. Each layer gets its own Z plane with scale compensation - controlled by a null, adjustable amplitude, frequency + easing. Working on camera animation presets

you’re afraid to double text, i’m leaving my friends 10 unanswered text messages in a row while they’re asleep we’re not the same x

we deserve 22 episode seasons of this show

jasmine and christian!!!!!

for a project, i’m on the lookout for people who made life-altering decisions where everyone in your life (maybe including you) thought you were crazy, but it felt like a “now or never” thing and you did it

I know it’s hard to find the right words for horrible situations, but I find both “ongoing domestic dispute” and “messy divorce” to be inadequately serious language for this situation.

A jury has ruled that Live Nation Entertainment and its subsidiary Ticketmaster acted illegally, monopolizing the live event ticketing market.

Dammit it’s already happening