this is incredibly serious and i don’t think any part of it is funny but trying to win them over with altar boy during a pedophilia case is …… A Choice. have the lawyers …. hers about catholicism, historically?

i’m so stressed this week that i haven’t even had a moment to be Bi and Visible!!!!

where is the millionaire who is going to pay for me to spend the rest of my life watching say yes to the dress and playing on my switch

BASKETBALL HOTSHOTS CONFIRMED

"I may have remarked before that Holmes had, when he liked, a peculiarly ingratiating way with women, and that he very readily established terms of confidence with them." from the Golden Pince-Nez, the Return of Sherlock Holmes

The widely accepted narrative that Trump "chickened out" on Chicago is completely incorrect. ICE's incursions are getting worse here every day.

god, your sluttiest warrior needs $250,000

The WGA’s statement on ABC’s decision to pull “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Northwest Side rapid response confirms federal agents present this morning in the Belmont Cragin and Logan Square neighborhoods of Chicago.

This just sucks, Ben & Jerry's always made activism inextricable from their product

Keith Haring, 1983

they are all so fucking gooooood

finally did the tiniest bit of planning for my birthday and it just reminded me how much i hate Being The Host of anything. i just want to be a little helper scrambling around in the background. i do not want to be responsible for anyone’s good time!!!!! 😅

el mala’s runs are just … incredible. he’s so light on his feet, he’s unstoppable really.

Close enough. Welcome back Florian Wirtz.

RESPECT THEM, PROTECT THEM, TRUST THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PITT CREW RISE UP!!!!!!

EPILOGUE BABY!!!!!

she deserves the world for everything HIMYM did to her x

they should ask me to punch up awards show ideas. for instance, the donation money should only go *down* while nate is speaking, because an incentivized speaking “campaign” at the Emmys is weird as fuck.

could NOT stop thinking they were about to do this to that sweet lil lad

patiently awaiting on-site confirmation of what they censored from john oliver

some of you surprised by jeff hiller’s win never listened to episodes 207 and 401 of hit gilmore girls rewatch podcast Gilmore Guys and it SHOWS

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

honestly huge for lindsey, who has never once remembered any part of this relationship accurately on @whoweekly.bsky.social

perhaps unfortunately i have uncovered another perfect late night munchie - graham crackers dipped in nutella

the only reason i would ever pay real money to watch american men play soccer - these lovelies right here

guy who says ‘put er there pal’ before going in for a sensual tongue kiss

almost cried at the third goal 🥹 it was so JOYOUS

we’re up bright and early for another round of spot angela

effzeh says gay rights 🙂‍↕️ #WOBKOE

a woman just stopped me in the street as i was walking the dog, asked if i was married, and when i said no, said, “oh you’ve GOTTA get into one of those! i’m thinking i’m gonna get one too!”

just realized i forgot to grab the bag with my köln jersey when i left this morning and if i want to wear it for tomorrows game, i’ll have to stop by my apartment at like 8am tomorrow morning meaning i’ll have to leave the place im dogsitting at like … 6:30/7am….. 🙃 soooo…. might just be a scarf day

😒

baby wario!!! #babywario #nintendodirect

This is why they usually give shooters three names! “Lee Harvey Oswald” isn’t what his friends called him, it’s what the authorities released to avoid other Lee Oswalds getting mistaken. It’s weird they didn’t do it in this case.

i love being thirty. it’s 11pm and i’m in bed. i had two ciders and two digestivos which is the exact right about to make me Deeply Grateful ™ ™ ™ 🥰🥰🥰

What if his name ends up being Mario

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Is it Over The Garden Wall season yet? . . . . . . . . . . Trick question it’s 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 Over The Garden Wall Season

i can’t believe i’m voluntarily going to live men’s sports on saturday and it’s meant to be NINETY DEGREES!!!! no!!!! i rebuke it!

telling everyone who asks why i’m single that last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and a french fry fell from somewhere???? on my body.

“mom?” “yeah?” “i’m pregnant”

*gilmore guys jingle* what are the final four words