so many possibilities

i’m a simple girl, i see new promotional pics of hank or john, i add them to my meme folder 🤷🏻‍♀️

ah yes my favorite vlogbrother: Gangrene

I didn’t think Hank on Taskmaster would happen like this.

i think i’ve had my fill of hospital waiting rooms thank you very much. send good vibes please.

🐝🌺 buzz buzz

Somewhere over Kansas…

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just saw my first monarch of the year 🤩

The biggest collaboration I've been part of to date: #Readzamas 2026! Idea by @thgiantcloudor.dftba.social , naming rights to @beanedictc.dftba.social , header graphic by @dftbarachel.dftba.social , card ideas and design by me. Save this and let me know when you get a bingo! Runs now- Labor Day 🩵📚

I was going to say maybe Wario Hank but that comes out as Wank and I don't think I should put that into the world.

help i binged tip 2 tip and now im thinking and dreaming in chinese gibberish

potato vs fireplace tools who will win

pnas

if you start watching the Parlor Room Game Changer board game video on youtube go ahead and switch over to Dropout like i did after about the fourth bleep, they commit to that bit and the bleeps ruin it 😂

HAVE YOU EVER STARED DIRECTLY AT THE SUN

misheard hank at the end of the episode refer to the show as “Ass Kick Anything”

Siobhan telling Hank about my autocorrect woes is healing

halp i animal crossed to long now my hand hurts

It's rumoured that to this day, pelicans remain incredibly fungible.

My work finally released a trailer for the movie we've been working on for years Pizza baby's name will be in the credits as one of many "Production Babies" youtube.com/watch?v=POne...

Four more hours until I can check on my Tomodachi Life island. Here’s some screenshots

playing animal crossing and listening to dhaj from the beginning and in episode 4 john brings up Anthropocene as a word that he is fascinated by but doesn’t really know how to pronounce 😂💜 incredible. i love seeing the seeds of books years before they came out

happy mother’s day mom ❤️ i miss you. i miss hearing you singing in the other room, i miss your hugs, i miss laughing until i cry with you. i miss you i miss you i miss you.

cuteness aggression to the max

oh to be a crab scuttling along the beach

Hello Nerds, I want to make my own website. Does anyone have a good video/article for baby’s first website? Like html? Is that still the way it’s done? I don’t want to use a template site like wix or Squarespace, unless you think I should? Fanks in advance:) elisa

After hank's video I wanted to see if I could stabilize the Artemis earth timelapse better I've completely stabilized the earth and stars, but you can still see the satellites, auroras, and lightning

anybody else get Adebayo Akinfenwa’s name stuck in their head? it’s so fun to say

the best part of making your own font is getting to make customized bday wishes with it 🦀

what animal/thing should i do next 👀

use the crab font on my tombstone when I die. etch my last memory in crabs

another weekend, another fun font project. i present: ✨The CrABC’s✨ 🦀 *crab rave intensifies* 🦀

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Things that are @dftbarachel.dftba.social 's fault: I heard we were doing alphabets? The #MerMay prompt for day 3 was Handmade, so....

POV the boy says that’s enough crabs for now

Ok so i'm using @dftbarachel.dftba.social's Pelifont for my dissertation. Is coming in at 261 pages. Nice.

Gross AI art? 🙂‍↔️ Gross human art? 🙂‍↕️

Despair Is Not Wisdom. Honk.

hank pointing out that he just so happens to be wearing a dftba shirt as if that’s not all the shirts he owns 💀 alexa play tshirt and jeans

Despair Is Not Wisdom

“i don’t want to live in a mind where every piece of good news has to be immediately escorted out of the room by a committee of caveats” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

babies first tumblr commission scam 🤪but i smelled that shit a mile away

Join us for a special conversation celebrating the opening of the Paul E. Farmer Maternal Center of Excellence (MCOE) in Sierra Leone—a major milestone in the fight to reduce maternal mortality and ensure every mother and baby receives safe, dignified, high-quality care.

i don’t know if this one’s gonna catch on fellas 😂 #dhaj

Omni-Slopper 🚫 Nunca-Slopper🙌

keith and hank talking about the smosh cast, this ep of dhaj was made for me specifically

fame changed him 😔

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the other day @moonyriot.dftba.social told me there were grackles nesting right outside her window. today i got an update…