It feels a little bit like you're not allowed to swear on the internet anymore and that's kinda bullshit

I know I'm like 13 years too late to this trend* but all I want to do is watch Dan and Phil videos *I did watch Dan and Phil in 2014 but wasn't hardcore about it

I'm having such a hard time this week like I haven't had a single day where I feel fine, let alone good, and I just don't know what it is or how to fix it

I think global health should be a required class for college freshman.

Why does a human body need so much water this seems like a ridiculous design

I'm just watching Euphoria, minding my own business, and Adam walks through and says "is the girl from Spiderman swallowing balloons full of drugs" like yeah but that's barely even the worst thing thats happened on this show

I like that Barbie is such a powerful movie that Ryan Gosling is no longer Noah from The Notebook

Absolutely sobbing at Freedom Writers because it really hits different as an adult

Copy, Moon Joy. 🤩

Only semi-related: my cousin (on my mom's side) had leukemia at age 2 in the 1990's, survived thanks to chemo and is now in his 30's But my dad's sister had leukemia at age 3 in the 1940's and only survived about a year because they had very very few treatment options. Chemo is a game changer.

Maintenance gaslit me about how "if the thermostat says it's 72 then it's 72 degrees in here and your thermometer is just wrong actually and this is how AC units work" But I made them finally come change the battery in the thermostat (which they said they did last time but APPARENTLY NOT.)

I just got caught up on Shrinking and now I'm SOBBING

This is the first time I've been able to eat a full meal in like two days and I'll tell you what, that sure does change your mental health

I do not recommend being a night owl living with another night owl because you just enable each other and then you're both up way too late every day. Night owls have to live with morning people. We need to be guilted into going to bed before midnight

We invented movies just so the Hunger Games film adaptations could exist and I'll stand by this hill and defend it with my life

Sometimes I go to my parents house and I'm reminded of how quiet a dishwasher can be and I feel like I'm being ripped off living in apartments

Having a physical body is stupid why do I have to wrap a heating pad around my head because my jaw keeps locking and I can't eat dinner

Who was supposed to tell me there was a new Star Wars movie coming out

Remember friends, only socializing with people who agree with your opinions is like the textbook definition of an echo chamber!

One of our Learning Advisors is from Iran and today at lunch we accidentally taught her about Meatloaf (not the food, the musician.) Really important American culture lessons being had over here.

Lewis Hamilton being an AI lover definitely makes me like him less 😒

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore 🌝

Wait hang on, in what state did you go to elementary school and did you go on field trips where you learned how to pan for gold? I NEED ANSWERS

The weeks are so boring without F1

You never really think about how new episodes of Will & Grace and How I Met Your Mother overlapped for almost a year

There are two kinds of people; those who get ready for bed and then chill and those who chill and then get ready for bed And those people always end up married to each other

Yes, that is my question.

Apparently my worst hot take is that I don't care if we ever see Daphne or the Duke in Bridgerton again.

Adam got a totally different haircut than he usually does and it's CUTE but I do catch a glimpse of him when he's walking around the apartment and I'm like "who is this little English boy"

Someone said if you make your own Chex mix, you can put ranch seasoning on it so guess who's about to have zesty ranch Chex mix?

Has anyone figured out how to not clench your jaw constantly?

How are yall drinking out of metal cups all the time because it always makes my water taste gross

Seeing the orange space suits all I can think of is ✨him✨

I have five pages of handwritten notes about The Roottrees Are Dead so it's safe to say I am enjoying the game

Do I have to become an astronaut to be assigned a giant Navy man or is there like a referral program?

Wait no bring back the gigantic Navy man. I'd like to hear him say more things

I can only image how fucking good it felt to breathe in San Diego ocean air when they popped that hatch open

And the upside is that they're in San Diego so their first meal back on Earth can be some truly incredible tacos

I can't believe some people do science SO GOOD that we can safely just drop people FROM SPACE into THE OCEAN

I'm so nervous yall

Literally none of us want to have babies during a Trump presidency.

PENNE IS A BAD PASTA SHAPE

I need a group of people who want to play Roadside Research with me because my husband will not enjoy it at all

Well today I've had a hearing test (cool and fun!) and had a camera shoved into my nose and down my throat (BAD DO NOT RECOMMEND) but apparently the inside of my head looks GREAT

Week two without F1 and I've started dreaming about races

Patrick Dempsey in Will & Grace and I just

I'm so glad we don't give people our phone numbers anymore I actually love having all my conversations on 9 different apps and having to cycle between every form of social media just to talk to people

I need to drive to the beach by myself playing nothing but Taylor Swift albums for the entire 7 hour drive

Options for this week's movie, help me choose:

Do it for Nicole but also because it's a good video!!