elisa, too smart to function
@elisa.dftba.social
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Nerdfighter. Follow me. Interact with me. Love me. Pfp:
@alys-creative.bsky.social
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Sonya Olds Som (she/her) 💃🏾💜🎶🕊️☔️🐝🖖🏾⚖️📚🍿📺
about 22 hours ago
Leaving 2025: [Exit Pursued By A Bear] Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly.
#Shakespeare
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Jen ✿˖°
about 15 hours ago
from 25 to 26 🎂
#artvsartist2025
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Putting on Spirited Away for the vibes
about 12 hours ago
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Vic Michaelis
about 13 hours ago
Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!
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I miss Twitter Circles. When do we get that here?
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lee
4 days ago
poetry from the national aquarium
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Happy Taint Week!
#piples
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Thor Benson
2 days ago
The time between Christmas and New Year's eve
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I’ve been getting into coloring books. This is one of my current WIPs.
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@dropout.tv
Yule log/fire place video would be so fun
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Sam Bergman
2 days ago
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Adam Conover
5 days ago
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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What are baubles even made out of?
5 days ago
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Do you… chew rice?
6 days ago
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I would like to download the anime horse girl game for science reasons but I don’t have enough space on my phone.
6 days ago
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Dunkin’ donut munchkin commercial is cute
7 days ago
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This shit is so ass.
8 days ago
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This isn’t a Jamba Juice. It’s a Jamba home. My wife is making me a smoothie
8 days ago
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When I only need one screen for work, but have two screens. I like to put HeyBear (baby sensory videos) on the second screen. It’s just nice and soothing.
9 days ago
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Worf is a petpet
9 days ago
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I have too much brain disease
11 days ago
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Reb [keychain preorders!!]
12 days ago
We need to sell 27 more of these before the 26th!! Invite this feral creature into your home and onto your keys today :3
#possum
#keychain
#artshop
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lee
12 days ago
currently feeling like Him
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Deleting a draft feels better than drafting tbh
12 days ago
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Hildur Knútsdóttir
13 days ago
Tonight Pottaskefill (Pot Licker), the 5th of Icelands 13 Yule Lads, will come down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into houses and lick the used pots clean. Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
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If I had 10 extra hours everyday, I’d get really into recreating local mansions in sims 4
16 days ago
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Me? Mad that I have a great job? Must be….
17 days ago
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I want to go home and have ideas. Instead I am at work and have tasks.
17 days ago
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dftbaRachel 🦋
19 days ago
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Izzy.PNG | comms open
19 days ago
Christine Giraffski is the voice of a generation (from
@atnathanyaffe.bsky.social
's twitch - his wife is playing and went in almost entirely blind, it's fascinating, 10/10)
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20 days ago
if you have recently bought from amazon, type “thank my driver” in the search bar:
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Happy Gazoonkaversary, everyone!
19 days ago
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I am in hell* *in a waiting room being forced to listen to a morning show
20 days ago
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Is there any scientific evidence that looking at shiny things makes us happier? Because I think it does.
20 days ago
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Lol I thought yall were talking about the Star Wars
20 days ago
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Having an especially hard time starting any tasks or activities this weekend 😫
21 days ago
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NerdfighterNichole
23 days ago
Just in case you didn't see this, it is my gift to you today
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Hank Green Raps edamame - bbno$ #Shorts
YouTube video by Spencer Friesen
https://youtube.com/shorts/s3m_1WRpw18?si=CwmjD0ao9yqPk1BV
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I WANT TO GOOOO HOOOOME
23 days ago
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I’m stressed and tired enough rn. I can’t imagine having weather on top of it. You coldies are strong people.
24 days ago
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In case you thought no one cared about your YouTube recap, I care. Please post (whatever you want) your top 5 channels as replies here (if you want) because I have been loving seeing everyone’s! And I like seeing new-to-me channels!
24 days ago
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I got fooled by an ai English bulldog. Feels bad.
25 days ago
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Best yogurt flavor? I’ll go first. PEACH
25 days ago
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Reply with a number 1-100, I’ll tell you what song it is, and how many times I listened, since Spotify is showing that info too 🩷
25 days ago
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Wrapped!
25 days ago
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My Spotify isn’t working rn and I’m having fomo :( I wanna know how old I am!
25 days ago
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I miss my therapist and I want to know how she’s doing.
26 days ago
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One good thing happened today. I will focus on that.
27 days ago
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I’m pretty mad at that Ford gentleman
27 days ago
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caitlin rose boyle
about 1 month ago
someday soon, we all will be together 🎶 (2017)
#animalcrossing
#ACNH
#ACNL
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It’s so dreary out today. It’s making the time pass so slowly.
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