Maybe it’s a sign that I should quit my job

I don’t get it but I feel seen

Happy World Oceans Day! 🌊🎉

I really wish I had cheese fries. Today is a cheese fries kind of day.

application you never hear back from with a vampire

I just don’t handle stress like I used to. Which is good because that wasn’t very healthy. But now I just don’t handle stress.

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

making this quick doodle was so much more satisfying and fun than making ai slop will ever be ✨🌈🌀

They say babies cry sometimes because they don’t know that sleep will make them feel better. Anyways, I’m really smart and mature, unlike a baby, and definitely just go to bed when my body says it’s bed time.

;E

Thank you everyone for the data. I will add it to my model.

$5 for video

Hollywood, Ending In Your Pants

My foot makes an audible noise when I waggle my toes a certain way and as soon as I tried to film it, it stopped making the noise. My own foot is gaslighting me.

Hey! How many times do you use your shower-dry-off towel before you put it in the hamper?

Hey #SciArt thought you may be interested in this call to art from @oacmn.bsky.social ! Paleo Art Show celebrates Earth's former rulers with all things prehistoric. 🦕 Show opens Aug 7th. Submissions due by June 10th! Yes, you can mail art to this one.

Once again, Elmo needs a break.

Screaming and pissing and crying

I think if we all hold hands and wish really really hard we can manifest Stephen Colbert becoming a @dropout.tv cast member.

Love this design. Wish it was on the other style of T shirt tho store.dftba.com/products/dft...

The bones are stone today

Yall. Let’s bring back the cinnamon challenge.

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

Sometimes it’s equally as fulfilling to be a grouchy bitch

New pride meme just dropped

I’ve been trying to do retail therapy but my packages keep getting lost! (Or are taking a long time to arrive).

If for anything else, it’d be nice to know that some people are still kind and not completely jaded.

Idk if the organized gays are asking for this, but I am asking. ESPECIALLY if you are straight passing. If you can safely do so, please put a little pride flag up somewhere publicly. In your desk at work, a pin on a backpack. Something. Pride months feeling pretty quiet and dull in these parts.

Can we say “gentrified” for a neighborhood that is getting the gay taken out of it?

Hank teasing about Delete This in this weeks DHAJ is so mean. Please? (If everyone involved wants to) Please? 🥺

Here is the “A Pizzamas Miracle-Whip”

I didn’t think Hank on Taskmaster would happen like this.

Someone on instagram said "Patagonia suing Pattie Gonia for trademark infringement, when Patagonia is already named after a place, is like Alaska Airlines suing Alaska Thunderfuck or Montana spray paint suing Hannah Montana" and that is correct. www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...

Not quite 10:00 am yet and someone is already in a physical altercation with their keyboard 🙄

What the actual fuck, @patagonia.com. Time for me to make a phone call.

Clothing brand @patagonia.com is suing drag queen Pattie Gonia, someone who has built positive community around climate activism and attempting to erase Pattie’s work. Everything Pattie works for is in line with Patagonia’s ideals and mission. This lawsuit is hate fueled and should’ve never existed.

Clothing brand @patagonia.com is suing drag queen Pattie Gonia, someone who has built positive community around climate activism and attempting to erase Pattie’s work. Everything Pattie works for is in line with Patagonia’s ideals and mission. This lawsuit is hate fueled and should’ve never existed.

@patagonia.com hi. Pls drop the lawsuit on Pattie. It’s bullshit and you know it.

Oh yeah. This new notebook is totally going to fix me.

I’m tired of hearing “why do you think you are not enough?” From my therapists. Bitch because I want to do more. Sorry I’m ambitious and have no discipline and that leads me to be disappointed in myself. Quit making me want less and help me do more.

Someone tell me what to do but don’t say the wrong thing or I’ll get mad

Calico Critter Conchas

Mind you some white evangelical preacher lady once said Mexicans and Native Americans are under generational curse because of human sacrifice hundreds of years ago. What are white people under then?

From Tomodachi Life:

Monday is the delusional day that I really think I can do anything.

Welcome to Shrimp City! Teach your friends about a variety of crustaceans with this helpful visual aid - and set the record straight... bugs is shrimp. Shrimp is not bugs These shirts are designed by @the666cat.bsky.social & printed in Philly! Get one at SquidFacts.net (pls RT!)

I’m like. Pretty good at scrabble.

This might actually get me to read.

Thank you, @dftbarachel.dftba.social for making the coolest graphic to accompany #Readzamas ! I almost tagged her in my original post, because I knew if she was involved in any way, it would be a success. Nerdfighteria is so lucky to have her 🙌✨

This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone