Leaving 2025: [Exit Pursued By A Bear] Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly. #Shakespeare

from 25 to 26 🎂 #artvsartist2025

Putting on Spirited Away for the vibes

Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!

I miss Twitter Circles. When do we get that here?

poetry from the national aquarium

Happy Taint Week! #piples

The time between Christmas and New Year's eve

I’ve been getting into coloring books. This is one of my current WIPs.

A @dropout.tv Yule log/fire place video would be so fun

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

What are baubles even made out of?

Do you… chew rice?

I would like to download the anime horse girl game for science reasons but I don’t have enough space on my phone.

Dunkin’ donut munchkin commercial is cute

This shit is so ass.

This isn’t a Jamba Juice. It’s a Jamba home. My wife is making me a smoothie

When I only need one screen for work, but have two screens. I like to put HeyBear (baby sensory videos) on the second screen. It’s just nice and soothing.

Worf is a petpet

I have too much brain disease

We need to sell 27 more of these before the 26th!! Invite this feral creature into your home and onto your keys today :3 #possum #keychain #artshop

currently feeling like Him

Deleting a draft feels better than drafting tbh

Tonight Pottaskefill (Pot Licker), the 5th of Icelands 13 Yule Lads, will come down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into houses and lick the used pots clean. Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.

If I had 10 extra hours everyday, I’d get really into recreating local mansions in sims 4

Me? Mad that I have a great job? Must be….

I want to go home and have ideas. Instead I am at work and have tasks.

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Christine Giraffski is the voice of a generation (from @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social's twitch - his wife is playing and went in almost entirely blind, it's fascinating, 10/10)

if you have recently bought from amazon, type “thank my driver” in the search bar:

Happy Gazoonkaversary, everyone!

I am in hell* *in a waiting room being forced to listen to a morning show

Is there any scientific evidence that looking at shiny things makes us happier? Because I think it does.

Lol I thought yall were talking about the Star Wars

Having an especially hard time starting any tasks or activities this weekend 😫

Just in case you didn't see this, it is my gift to you today youtube.com/shorts/s3m_1...

I WANT TO GOOOO HOOOOME

I’m stressed and tired enough rn. I can’t imagine having weather on top of it. You coldies are strong people.

In case you thought no one cared about your YouTube recap, I care. Please post (whatever you want) your top 5 channels as replies here (if you want) because I have been loving seeing everyone’s! And I like seeing new-to-me channels!

I got fooled by an ai English bulldog. Feels bad.

Best yogurt flavor? I’ll go first. PEACH

Reply with a number 1-100, I’ll tell you what song it is, and how many times I listened, since Spotify is showing that info too 🩷

Wrapped!

My Spotify isn’t working rn and I’m having fomo :( I wanna know how old I am!

I miss my therapist and I want to know how she’s doing.

One good thing happened today. I will focus on that.

I’m pretty mad at that Ford gentleman

someday soon, we all will be together 🎶 (2017) #animalcrossing #ACNH #ACNL

It’s so dreary out today. It’s making the time pass so slowly.