not sure what this says about me

turns out what i wanted for dinner was mac and cheese and french fries which is not dissimilar from what i imagine a child might want but in my defense that hypothetical child probably didn’t get called into work on their day off and then tokyo drift through the snow at 10 mph on the way home

my partner and i are the ages my parents were when they had me and like,, no wonder i’m so fucked up i don’t even know what *i* want for dinner, to say nothing of what *a child* would want for dinner and also it’s screaming all the time and puking and shitting all over itself like,,absolutely not

the otter is one of my faves he’s so :3 ebay.us/m/gNq1Yf

i had two papers accepted to my field’s biggest conference which is great but also it means that i now have to finish both papers by april,,, pray 4 me

i love the we're here-ification of social media like yes just show me cool shit people are doing i dont want to hear about the horrors i want to hear about people's niche interests case in point, answer in progress have started a we're here-like website and it's delightful coolthingswefound.com

grinch gajinka ace attorney onceler kermit the frog

i love steve kornacki and his dog show side quest

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on today’s episode of “how much random shit from the side table can we balance on petri,” we have: - a candle jar lid - a keyboard fidget - two pokémon card tins - a fabric card holder - a mini lizard toy - ibuprofen

i regret to inform everyone that using a trackball instead of a mouse does in fact hurt my shoulder less

i'm trying to set up a deep cleaning of my parents house as a christmas gift and jesus lord is professional cleaning expensive

just made a very boomery mistake while christmas shopping and i can’t even properly make fun of myself bc the person the gift is for will see it life is so difficult

it continues to be unbelievably annoying that working out and eating breakfast makes me feel infinitely better. that sucks so much man

paste bowl paste bowl paste bowl

my fyp has been giving me yuri on ice edits for the past few weeks and like that’s for sure the vibe i want but i’ve never seen that show i don’t even go here??

love to get emails saying my credit line has been increased bc i’ve been a very good money spending responsibility boy and daddy discover card wants to remind me to make big purchases and accrue tasty tasty interest

remember kids -

Just listed these little guys, go check them out! Link in bio #art #ACEO

Pretty proud how these two turned out!

extremely unfair and rude that my grandmother, a saint of a woman, is dying instead of my father, who is an evil bastard

this is probably niche content but if anyone else follows the vegan quaker paste food pantry grad student lady on tiktok i am pleased to report that the yogurt/protein powder/pudding mix paste + bran cereal tastes great actually, and i don’t even like yogurt

i just gave this lecture two days in a row and they didn’t laugh at my stigma rainbow but they liked the mickey mouse clubhouse reference??

my entire fyp has been 12 sue sylvester’s for days now and honestly i’m living for it

thrift store skyler wedding fish pillow

my partner just listed some original art cards for sale! www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?s...

i re-shaved my head today and the guard popped off at one point so i have an emotional support skin rectangle for the next couple days while i wait for it to grow enough to even out

back day, or as i like to call it, coming to terms with my garbo grip strength day

i was explaining what a clean play is to my partner and at one point he nodded sagely and said “rogue milk, bad.”

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

it finally feels autumnal which means i simply must listen to eldermourne

i have a masters degree

pov you wouldn’t stop shitting in random corners so the vet put you on a week course of gabapentin

all of my little sisters friends have private ig accounts which is obviously the correct internet safety move for a bunch of teenage girls but it’s also terrible for me specifically bc i’m both too old and too queer know what brands are in vogue with Cool Teens and i need to buy her christmas gifts

Stop and frisk laid the groundwork for this moment and many many people ignored that stop and frisk was and is a real problem.

i’ve seen a non zero number of bill clinton x donald trump edits to sabrina carpenter songs on tiktok today so im gonna go outside for a while if that’s cool with yall

currently watching hanks jesus long hair video and “…the pivot away from ‘this is the religion of the downtrodden’ to ‘this is the religion of empire’…” really stuck in my head bc like,,, you mean the pivot from *jesus* to *the literal polar opposite of jesus*????

i need my Big Screen to make Big Screen Purchases

case in point: this was in response to me sending her a paper draft that she later goes on to say is submission ready, which is genuinely a huge undertaking. like,, pov your not a words of affirmation person

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drawfee socks got refunded bc of inventory errors :((((

investing in this thread early bc oh my god i immediately love this

despite being a barista for a year i’m no good at latte art but mage doesn’t seem bothered

he put himself in time out and then stuck his head out to glare at me like it was my fault

update i’m both a. still in no straw jail and b. pretty sure i have a dry socket

i have the most persevering tomato plant i’ve ever seen it’s fully brown and covered in snow and this bitch is still trying to put out fruit

kinda wanna learn to crochet but also definitely don’t need a new, notoriously expensive hobby

i’m so ready to be out of no straw jail

wait wait I got it