I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

Signs we are all too hyper connected: I have routinely had Olympics results spoiled for me. I don't even have to open anything; it's getting pushed to me as "Breaking News" from my *email app*

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

The 2026 P4A Tiltify is now CLOSED, with a final donation amount of $4,216,082.19! Thank you to everyone who participated this year! #P4A2026

dumplings are a side effect of Mongols

Did you learn about any new charities this year? #P4A2026 (Voting is still open until TOMORROW at noon EST!)

So just a heads-up for ppl who work and/or visit cons: Square is now charging a 1.5% ‘international transaction fee’ on all non-US credit cards. Thats ON TOP of their regular transaction fee. So remember: Cash is King.

Great job, everyone! And now... the complete #p4a2026 Doodle for Awesome!

AND WE END WITH "BEANS IN BANANA LOCA"!!!!! #p4a2026 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social performs his happiest ever happy dance AS HE SHOULD! #p4a2026

FOUR MILLION!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #p4a2026 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

"It's been a CHUNKY hour!" - @hankgreen.bsky.social on our fabulous final donation rush of #p4a2026

3.9 million!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 #p4a2026

Ah, yes, the annual ritual of Hank &/or John realizing in the last half hour of the stream that they still gotta get the perks they wanted! Some things never change... #p4a2026

#p4a2026 has officially surpassed 2025!🎉🎉🎉 BIGGEST P4A EVER!!!!!

We've used up all the #p4a2026 matching funds!!!

We've surpassed the end-of-stream amount from last year! Biggest P4A is within reach! DONATE! #p4a2026

We're at the P4A. We're at the Vlogbrothers video. We're at the combination P4A & Vlogbrothers video! #p4a2026

Hank is early! John is ecstatic! #p4a2026

#P4A2026 (Made with KasselLabs.io)

Honestly, the way John & Alice interact is so sweet #p4a2026

While the cold light of day reveals to me my horrible typing, I still think we could totally exceed last year's total! #p4a2026

"I just don't believe Jarrod should ever win anything" - Rosianna speaking the truth #p4a2026

Sunday morning with Rosianna is always such a nice way to start off the final leg of the P4A! #p4a2026

#p4a2026 Sunday morning reminder

Power booster ACTIVE! Let's get to 1.5mill on the Tiltify! #p4a2026

I love how every time it comes up I see at least one person absolutely *floored* that Hank's legal name is William #p4a2026

Special surprise guest host, Glennnn of the Glen!!!! 🐑 #p4a2026

Weird fruit! 🍊 Weird Fruit! 🍈 WEIRD! 🍍FRUIT! 🥭 #p4a2026

"I'm not Post Malone; I'm Pre Malone!" - Sharpie face @hankgreen.bsky.social #p4a2026

The (I'm assuming) one person who donated for both Green brothers' #p4a2026 Sharpie faces:

@hankgreen.bsky.social : I wrote the 's' both ways so at least one of them's right Also Hank: writes both as 'z's #p4a2026

Jarrod has earned a reprieve; the threat of his appearance remains in the world! #p4a2026

"I'm just going to go ahead and believe that it's nontoxic" Don't live your life the way @hankgreen.bsky.social does, folks. #p4a2026

ROLL FOR...drink?! Loca sans banana?! Peeps, vanilla, & pudding concoction is imminent #p4a2026

Just looked it up: 2025 final total was a bit over 3.74mill; beating that totally doable! #p4a2026

"Don't let society tell you what you can & can't loca!" - @hankgreen.bsky.social #p4a2026

Hank Green's latest controversial food opinion: banana & queso is fine, actually #p4a2026

"I'm where I am right now; I didn't know I did a voice" - @hankgreen.bsky.social finally losing touch with reality completely during #p4a2026 night two

This seems like one of those horrible 50s party recipes... #p4a2026

ROLL FOR LOCA! Base: banana, Zhuzh: Vienna sausages, Sauces: liquid smoke & queso #p4a2026

THREE MILLION!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉 #p4a2026

On the one hand, the idea of selling "signed hunks of Jarrod" is horrifying. On the other hand, it means Jarrod is dead forever, so... #p4a2026

Hank Nights 2: Electric Boogaloo!!!! #p4a2026

"I look like a shark nun" - @taylorbehnke.bsky.social #p4a2026

I love when things on stream accidentally become ordeals Three cheers for the parfait-erade! #p4a2026

"But, alas! I only know about the land" - @zentouro.info about how her PhD isn't relevant now that we all live underwater #p4a2026

Cucumber Comrades & the Carrot King would be a good band name #p4a2026

Love @taylorbehnke.bsky.social's bat hat #p4a2026

Love that Darcy gets top billing #p4a2026