I made a script doc to make reaching out to your reps about #ICE easier. There are other useful things - list of gov't contacts, a petition link, videos and a PDF with other info about what is going on and can be done to help. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

y'all, Austin is turning *thirty* this year (he only turned 29 three days ago, but this is technically true. I love this joke every year)

Austin is at a movie rn lmao his phone is gonna blow up 💀

I did hank's nerdfighteria wrapped because I'm curious and annoying like that, and omg....first of all, I'm his bestie 🥰 second, Austin calls him out for liking his own posts 💀 (I won't post more screenshots mostly because if hank sees this before doing it I want him to actually do it himself lmao)

I love my nerdfighteria wrapped thank you @austinwitherspoon.com. it's his birthday today but he got me a present ...also I'm sorry for saying skfkgkh so much it became a nerdfighter word 💀 double also, @leehtml.bsky.social you're my bestie 🥰

Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here! bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com (I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)

ofmd friends who have watched heated rivalry......calling all my ofmd friends who have watched heated rivalry......i need to scream with you about how Ed and stede coded Ilya and Shane are........please where are you 😭

it's his birthday today you have to do this

when I posted this I had no idea that the sample pack was already sitting under my tree with my name on it 💀 guess I'm gonna try it sooner than I thought!! shout out to my sister for the gift

the only way I'm getting any work done today is by playing songs from heated rivalry on repeat......what have you gay people done to me

I'M CAUGHT UP ON THE SHOW AND I'M NOT OKAY

I watched 4/5 episodes last night and now hank green just spoiled the end of episode 5 for me lmao

so....if I want to get into this heated rivalry business......where do I start

@hankgreen.bsky.social re: the census analysis video, at least for me, it's the loose leaf thing! I drink tea daily and coffee rarely, but I've never bought your tea because I buy tea bags 🥲 and I HAVE bought your coffee. sorry!!

which one should I watch first (jk you already know I'm gonna watch the hour-long census analysis video first. obviously)

parenting is full of sacrifices 😞 (I have to miss the very beginning of the project for awesome because my baby has a doctor's appointment 🥀)

one time years ago I started watching an interview with him and his normal voice bothered me so much I immediately stopped watching it so as not to taint my image of benoit blanc

absolutely incredible shows. so so thankful I could be there

I love the gazoonkas feed being active again 🥹

@themountaingoats.bsky.social thank you so much for last night. if you're taking requests for tonight, which you probably aren't, I would like to humbly suggest ambivalent landscape z 🧎 (also thank you for playing dawn of revelation!!!! I was really really hoping for that one. incredible live)

recently I tried to count up all the mountain goats concerts I've been to, and I was surprised that I think I've never gone to two shows in a row before. but I'm seeing them tonight *and* tomorrow night!! I'm so excited

thank god somebody pointed out there are actually 366 songs in this book !! it's been bugging me for months /lh

you know the drill !! give me a number 1-100

958th top listener of @themountaingoats.bsky.social globally I know that's right 🙂‍↕️

We were at a fancy Thanksgiving dinner for hours and Austin genuinely couldn't go five minutes without leaning over and saying something about the horse again. He was obsessed with it

two weeks from today I have to go back to work (boo) but three weeks from today I get to see the mountain goats live (yay) so I cannot decide if I want time to pass slowly or quickly regardless it shall continue to pass 🥀

someone stop me, I'm doing mountain goats lyrics now

wait wait I got it

got my sister to do a group costume with me so that my baby could be Jason Funderberker 🙂‍↕️

there is just something fundamentally different between me and people who put their suitcases on the bed

new milestone: 20 days postpartum and I'm finally wearing my wedding ring again, for the first time in months

I still haven't sent thank you cards/notes to the people who got us baby/registry things, because I'm terrible, but just know that if you got us anything then I now think of you every time we use it and I'm very very grateful :') (and I will thank you properly at some point 😭 I have regrets)

lately I've been wanting to reread old comfort books instead of reading anything new, so right before I was going to get induced, I started the hunger games. then when I was sobbing every day, I realized maybe reading about lots of kids dying is a bad thing to do in the immediate postpartum period 💀

we just got our baby's social security card in the mail and her number is cool but I can't tell anyone how cool it is 💔

these pictures are much cuter if you can see her face, but I couldn't let pizzamas end without showing y'all Pizza Baby in the sweaters @tori.dftba.social made for her :')

it's so fucked up that I have the literal cutest baby in the universe but I can't post pictures of her publicly for like, safety reasons and stuff. the world should see this baby. but they can't 🥀

the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social song Cold at Night feels like it was released right now specifically so I could listen to it on repeat while stuck in bed taking care of my newborn, while Austin is sick and isolating from us as much as possible. I love this song so much in every way

I get soo many compliments on my shirts and stickers and things that are from Silas! and they're high quality! make your wardrobe/laptops/water bottles transer and gayer!

hank posting this song when I'm a week postpartum is actually really mean because now I'm sobbing :') youtu.be/t_gCvlQDO1E?...

y'all, you wanna talk about pizzamas miracles??? I just got a package in the mail from @leehtml.bsky.social and was like, huh what could this be, I wasn't expecting anything he gave me his pizza John blanket hoodie 😭 that I really really wanted but didn't get in time 😭😭😭

omg my pizzamas stuff already got here!! I'm so obsessed with this shirt

he buried the lede here, which is that today he ran a marathon (for the first time ever I might add), on basically zero sleep, four days after we had a baby this man makes some wild decisions

the rumors are true. I did in fact give birth to a baby yesterday. you can all clap now but fr she's perfect and we're obsessed with her and I wish I could show you all pictures :')

really committing to the bit and wearing a pizza John shirt to the hospital to have a baby

if you say “healthy” but mean “skinny” just know that you suck and i hate you

oh my god a pizzamas button-up....i feel like this was made just for me I'm so excited

Austin and I did a childbirth class back in May but we had to miss the last session, so we went to a make-up class today. and it was real funny doing introductions, where everyone else is saying what month they're due, and we're like,,, "we're being induced in two days" 🧍

any purchases deeply appreciated right now!!! ive had a lot of unexpected medical costs in the last 30 days ☹️

finding out renee rapp has a new version of snow angel she's going to play on her tour when I can't go is maybe turning me into a super villain