pirate pals, do we see what's happening with killing eve rn??? that'll be us one day 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

in the last hour both my sister and one of my friends have texted me about hank's four by three game. it's reaching people I know and they're sending it to other people?? weird

Austin is filming the bees with multiple cameras at once to catch them pissing

I accidentally found this random person on letterboxd who ends every review with whether or not the movie had tits

what are y'all doing for shallow grave summer I'm gonna dig up my time capsule and then throw a worm rave in the fresh dirt

one of pizza baby's current favorite toys is my pizza John pop-it fidget thing she's also partial to my pizza John pillow.....and many of my pizza John shirts..........it's like she knows who she is

painted flowers on my face for my first mother's day 💐🥰

hello gay pirate friends!! I haven't been on TikTok in months but I'm dying to see gentlebeard edits to Noah Kahan songs. if you know of any can you send them my way 👉🏻👈🏻

my husband did a good thread you should look at it

wore my barbie cowboy pizza John shirt to physical therapy today and tried to somehow explain what was going on to the receptionist lol

last week's accomplishments: 🪻 helped watch kids for a friend moving into a new house* 🪻 hosted a game night 🪻 did lots of things to help my body heal/feel better/be stronger in the future 🪻 had a date night with Austin 🪻 kept up my quota at work 🪻 went to therapy this is such a nice trend! do it!

the way Noah Kahan sings "if I'm gonna lose you either way" at the end of orbiter where loooooose sounds like a wolf howling at the moon............I'm losing my mind

my therapist is going to listen to Noah Kahan's new album because of me. ...why? no reason, it was very random. don't read too much into it

I don't wear contacts very often so it's taken years, but my bathtub is coming along nicely

oh my god you guys this show was so funny. and @vicmmic.bsky.social was there!!! I got to see vic michaelis perform!!!! I'm never gonna get over it

one of my internet friends just told me she had her baby and I was like, what! she was just posting on discord 16 hours ago! and then I remembered I was literally messaging in the dear hank and john patreon livestream chat when the doctors came in and told me it was time to push 💀

very important people spoilers but like. we just watched this episode and I realized this is the first time our baby has ever heard the star spangled banner 🧍

Stede Sun, Ed Moon, Lucius Rising

I'm finally starting deadloch, wish me luck

i froze a smoothie I made over the weekend into ice cubes so I could have them as snacks during the work week and I....didn't consider how using this tray would turn out 🧍

omggg just got Austin and me tickets to this in Portland! I'm so excited

@tori.dftba.social is the sweetest and got me nerdfighter art from the #p4a2026 and it arrived!! I love them!! 🦀

before having a baby I didn't realize how much of parenthood would be holding in sneezes

woke up, watched the p4a hit 4 million, celebrated with nerds online, got coffee with a new mom friend which went surprisingly well, got to hold her one month old baby, went on a walk at my park, got a nice gift from a friend in the mail. my day is going so so well. sometimes life is good y'all :')

I made a meme too late but I'm posting it anyway #p4a2026 #or #p4a2027

my baby woke up right after we hit 4 million lol she's just staring at me on her crib camera like 👁️👁️ let me come watch the p4a #p4a2026

how does it feel to be here for the biggest project for awesome ever :') #p4a2026

oh my god 4 million!!!!!! with ten minutes to go!!!!! #p4a2026

already used my whole budget but i still just went and got the drawfee sticker pack because an extra $25 on my credit card is worth helping us get to 4 million on the stream #p4a2026

oh my god i just woke up how are we this close to 4 million #p4a2026

why am I so happy and emotional hearing we are all batpeople rn #p4a2026

I'm laughing so much #p4a2026

$3 million!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 #p4a2026

i want a piece of jarrod but 1) that's horrifying, and 2) i want jarrod to come back next year :( #p4a2026

pizza baby is wearing a pizza John onesie (made by @tmntallthewaydw.bsky.social) for the project for awesome! #p4a2026

i'm crying this is amazing #p4a2026

my thirteen year old brother is watching with me and he just said "skyler...i can't tell if this is fun to watch or just horrifying" #p4a2026

@austinwitherspoon.com do you know about dino park tycoon because hank is talking about it and i'm like why have you never played this #p4a2026

hahahaha "when i banana loca things..." being the first thing he says after biting into that is wild #p4a2026

semi off topic but when hank said nerds gummy clusters are grown-up candy it reminded me how my mom says nerds make her feel high. like she eats (normal) nerds and feels straight up high and we all make fun of her for it #p4a2026

hank saying "skinning" instead of "peeling" the cucumber feels fitting for the banana loca cursed vibes #p4a2026

suddenly remembering watching the banana loca stuff last year while dealing with pregnancy morning sickness and it did NOT help the nausea very grateful to not be nauseous right now for this disgustingness lol #p4a2026

austin and i have a shift schedule we've been doing since our baby was born that helps us get as much sleep as we can. and tonight is the first time since she was born that austin is going to sleep before me and we're totally breaking the system. the things we do for the p4a #p4a2026

got my donation on the stream! for the confetti obviously 🙂‍↕️ #p4a2026

this killed me oh my god #p4a2026

Austin just walked in while I'm watching Jarrod on the TV and said "oh fuck" #p4a2026

Jarrod is the one p4a character I genuinely forget is hank. like. when he breaks I'm like oh yeah that's hank in there #p4a2026

oh my god Jarrod is learning and growing #p4a2026