... I am flying to London tomorrow??? bonkers

when was the last song Wednesday before this?

a pizzamas miracle!

oh look, we're back at wanting to quit my job!

best thing about bus travel is how easy it is for me to sleep

Me: *screams when Bug introduces Jesse Gallaway* Bug Hunter: oh I remember you

how many plane tickets is too many planes tickets to buy in one day?

actually nevermind now were on 4th mullet in 2 days

I don't know when I started running a mullet salon but here we are

it might finally be summer I took a nap in a hammock today and now we're going swimming

I wonder if the man I just spent 30 minutes giving hiking information knows I'm just a silly 70s girl

but what if I gave myself another name

the "I live in the 70s" allegations are not being beat my attending a flower themed dance party and starting the playlist with a bunch of bowie

@austinwitherspoon.com do you know who @ismildlypoetic.bsky.social is?

it seems the universe is going to be sure there are no trees left in the yard by the time we sell my moms house

sometimes I wonder if [name redacted college acquaintance] thinks I'm stalking him

Oh hey what’s up, did you know Joshua from Muppet History admitted to using his account to send creepy messages to women? Now you do! He likes to think we’ve all forgotten. But we haven’t. And I like to remind him of that. Unfollow him. Okay byeeeeee. www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...

my alarm going off only 13 minutes before my shift starts is such a dubious choice but it's so fun

today I impressed my new work friends by listing all the art projects I am currently in the middle of

would you chilly down with the fire gang?

mornings going great, no rescinding of the vibes necessary

days in the north are so long you're telling me the sun rose at 4:58 this morning and wont set until 8:28? bonkers crazy

spending the evening high as hell and listening to Bowie was such a good plan

being on the phone with my family and explaining to them where to find things in their own house will never stop being funny to me

another successful day of reading 350+ pages during my work shift

if you forget I'm a stupid hippie please know I just walked barefoot to get a kale salad for lunch

‘AI is in everything! If you use spellcheck, you can’t be mad about ChatGPT!’ Look, you determinedly obtuse cantaloupe, don’t slander spell check, first created in 1961, made for PCs in 1980. NO ONE THINKS A SPELL CHECKER IS GEN AI. What in the ever-loving straw-man tomfoolery.

yall dont understand I have been unemployed, working 10 hrs a week, or working at my camp job that pays like trash for the better part of TWO YEARS this job gonna give me THAT MUCH MONEY for being here for a week!?!?!

For the record: Muppet Babies is not good. Muppets AND babies is good.

I forgot how much money you make when you have a job!!!

my job today is ready just telling people to not go on their planned hikes and explaining the AT reroute this year

I might just be james potter to my soul The Potters did not wait for you to want them in return, they simply expelled their love, and waited for you to collect it.

never gonna stop loving when someone looks at my outfit and goes "are you kidding??!" (/pos)

birthday party and we're doing calculus and a puzzle

no one texted me to tell me that my waxing poetic about my mother was in last weeks we're here newsletter !?!

going directly from wrapping tefillin to a conversation about bigfoot and fursuits quite on brand of my life

I have discovered my new one! post closing shift glass of juice on the porch while improperly dressed for the weather

I'm not sure when I became a slacker but it's interesting watching the new guy at work think I'm lazy

we spent all of lunch today talking about the green brothers & their various projects and then over dinner we discussed which animal we would walk a mile while holding (at least) part of in our mouths variety I guess

we're having a baby!! aaa!! so so so excited to share that baby witherspoon is coming october 2025 :')

this becomes even more true when my shift starts at 6am

I managed to read 116 pages during my first full shift at this job this is gonna be a great season

45 second work commute my beloved

finding a TNC fan (who already has tickets to the concert in I need a ride to) at my 30 staff new job in the mountains is so very me of me

nothing beats jumping into an incredibly cold river

bed 💚

I love acting in ways that make people think I wildly high

sometimes I forget I'm insane & then I decide to do things like dance in the spot of sunshine outside the airport waiting for my bus

fic quotes to cry to in the airport "the feeling of being so far from home but like you had everything you needed with you, so you were never too far from where you belonged."

I get to sleep in an actual bed tomorrow night? bonkers crazy