If I had a nickel for every seat this museum has in which a president got assassinated… I’d have two nickels

Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here! bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com (I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)

this is me pushing the storygraph agenda. its independently owned by a black woman, has quarter star ratings, and is all around a fun time 💃📚

Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

GET JOE KEERY IN A ROMCOM IMMEDIATELY!! ITS URGENT

more than any specific one, I love fandom as a collective SO MUCH!!!! is it not the most beautiful thing to be inspired by a work or a person to the extent that you create? create art, create connection? create edits? create community above all I love fandom

My love language is sending me an album and saying "You should listen to this, I think you would like it"

a ship needs to be a little codependant and toxic to be fun. It's fiction, after all. ships need to be a bit fucked up

If anyone needs me I’ll be trying to read the entirety of the Heartstopper books in the next two days

i miss gay people, it’d be so cool if they were real

1. Reminder that “gay” can be an umbrella term for LGBTQ+ (when an individual used it for themselves) 2. Reminder that you can be asexual and also something else, including gay 3. And godforbid a queer person be allowed to identity as they please without some random hetero ‘correcting’ them

JF: hey folks—trying to get home to NYC from Florida. Two days an two flights cancelled. Think of maybe going to DC and driving home from there—anybody in DC have a good notion of what weather conditions are and will be-like in 24 hours?

How quickly do yall think I could blitz through a volume of Heartstopper? (my average reading speed is like 25ish pages an hour for print/non-graphic books)

I need to read 286 pages a day to reach my yearly reading goal… does anyone have any fast paced book ideas… I’m already considering Genderqueer (the graphic novel)

Tiny Tim probably had Tuberculosis (And Rickets, from malnutrition, which made the tuberculosis worse. Which is why he had a little crutch and also why a giant turkey leg saved him)

My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died

still my favorite christmas post

DECEMBER 24th 10pm EASTERN STANDARD TIME i can’t believe a year went by so fast

DECEMBER 24th 9PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

Go buy some books today.

Rip Maureen*, you would’ve hated generative AI *the Rent character

…my family did not just find my “a [number] [object] has hit the twin towers” joke… oops

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

I hate AI. I hate AI so fucking much.

Pls ignore me crying bc there’s an openly gay prime minister of a country i do not live in and have no connection to

tell ur boyfriend. if he says he’s got beef. THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN FUCKIN SCARED OF HIMMM!!!!

…i might be a nerd(fighter) (plus my epic odyssey tour hoodie)

SORRY CAUGHT UP NOW

hockey show good 👍🏻 smoothie boy episode <33 just put my heart together and then shatter it why don’t you

🧑‍🌾 SPOTTED in Jackson County, Wisconsin…

I got stabbed!! (thank you medical establishment for my flu and covid shots)

the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to

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long live pro-palestinian swifties if you don’t have disney+ DO NOT TYPE hdtoday dot cc / watch-tv / watch-taylor-swift-the-eras-tour-the-end-of-an-era-full-140044.12886714 into your search bar. i repeat, DO NOT DO THIS AT ALL.

Ticketmaster will let you down. “The Eras Tour” never will.

Dog parents/siblings: Does your doggo let you be in a room separate from the rest of the family? My puppies are Very Unhappy About It Re: me in my room while my parents are upstairs… the puppy is currently at the bottom of the stairs (there’s a baby gate) staring at me pissed off in the doorway

Hank why can’t I put people as my favorite fish

Don’t mind me picking 4/6 of the gender options (agender, genderfluid, nonbinary, and unsure)

2025 NERDFIGHTERIA CENSUS!! www.surveymonkey.com/r/868BGP2

Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

Sometimes you hear abt someone else’s book deal and just start sobbing

whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all

If you’re interested in attending #TBHillDay 2026 (especially if you’re from WY, HI, AR, ID, KS, LA, ME, ND, OK, RI, or SD) you can learn more and apply here: tbfighters.org/hill-day/

Easily the best event happening in March (probably)

Oops, I think I messed up. Hating TB is automatically my number one.

Somebody needs to get their own Good Store subscription because this is the second time they’ve stolen mine!!!

Could she be doing more? Yes. Everyone can be doing more. But more requires a first step… which this is!!

Oh lovely. I know my degrees of separation for this one too.