are....possums always this big? I think I might have just learnt for the first time how big a possum is #p4a #p4a2026

I have no artistic skills to speak of but I wanted to feel included #P4A2026

the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it

sometimes screenshots of rage-bait posts make me feel like we've all been taught it's normal to show each other rotting fish or a lunch someone left in a bag for several days

screaming that the Dalai Lama won a Grammy - EGOT here he comes!!

I have been reminded that youtube did in fact once send Dan Howell to Davos and I would like to know what the fuck that was about

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

One of the things you learn if you spend any time in the orbit of Labour is they have a large tranche of people who think it is weird to care about anything other than the fortunes of the Labour party. Unfortunately this tranche is running the country now which explains a few things.

it is a very funny thing especially when my brain feels very full with so much other stuff to be randomly reminded that Kemi Badenoch is leader of the Conservative Party and be like "oh yeah! I entirely forgot about that!"

why is this word literally the way I completed the wordle

90% of bluesky posts, to me

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

I am having a very high key insomniac night and that is the only reason I am here in the first place but this post made me literally spit out my drink with laughter

2011

a problem I'm having with Make Tax Digital is that whenever I try to find out more about it, I end up in a state of such unbearable rage at the thought of all this pointless extra time, money and effort that I have to close the tab again, and end up none the wiser

so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived

Me, landing in Iceland: quite cold this

Reshuffles are such a strange concept that everyone seems to just accept cause it's what the UK does but why do we constantly attempt to govern whilst playing a game of musical chairs

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine

David Cameron is objectively the most successful right wing prime minister of modern times because he completely hollowed out the British state and nobody ever notices it

You’ve made London, and the entire nation, incredibly proud. It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

No you are crying

Well then

Losing my whole mind

Hero

That was beautiful

The fact that I am on a retreat and everyone else is doing restorative yoga and me and my friend are here watching *this* match....

I would like us to have possession of the ball now I think that'd be good

Now if there were points for style....

my brain just fully glitched out and I tried to go through the EU citizens line at Spanish immigration

That penalty was so insane I'm obsessed

Well I am once again very into football

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Ahhhhh England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️ ⚽️

condoms

Always enjoy listening to a playlist I made and a good bit in going "wow this is *such* a good playlist"

every single day is just turning on your screen and yelling shut up!! shut up!!!! at it

We’ll work to deepen the capital’s strong ties with Africa, and celebrate our shared heritage, history and culture with the African continent - as we build a better and fairer London for everyone.

I’m delighted to be the first Mayor of London to lead a trade mission to Africa. I’ll be visiting four cities in five days, promoting trade and investment opportunities across key sectors including finance, education, health, tech, creative and sustainability.

RIP Agnes. Such a deep loss of such an amazing soul ❤️ (Landed that MBE before you went though which is a pretty awesome move).

Biffy ❤️

like to make clear I'll do whatever it is for half that

I often think about the bartender who asked about my Hamlet/Horatio tattoo right after I got it...I show him and explain it's a quote where Hamlet is telling his boyfriend that he loves him... This man just looks straight at me and goes "so I assume you are bisexual?". Incredible read, no notes.

surprisingly upsetting thing when you are nomadic with your stuff scattered across four different places: realising you will want to return to the book you are reading later so can't just discard it once you are done so you have less to carry

Huge crowds watched 500+ floats during this year’s Pride parade 🏳️‍🌈 Following the route from Hyde Park to Whitehall, our city lit up in the colours of the rainbow as we celebrated our LGBTQI+ community. London: a city where you’re free to be who you are, and love who you love.

To a firework, your body is sentient gelatin. Nothing more. Nothing less. Remember that and use fireworks safely this July 4th.

Considering I was completely addicted to twitter for so, so many years it feels strange to download this app and have literally no idea what to post. Retreated to instagram stories has left me able only to post pictures of my day with few or minimal words so....here is a picture of my day.