Merry gay eve, everybody. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Me: I need to lock in. Also me: I’m so far locked out that I’m actually outside the building.

D&P photocard trading is actually an elite activity.

Are you telling me I could’ve had a perfect score if I had just listened to 15 more songs—

Hayley Williams tickets being so gobsmackingly cheap for an artist of her longevity and talent is proof that the current landscape is so absurd it’s made me aggravated all over again. Seeing Hayley but at what cost… A GOD DAMN REASONABLE COST, THAT’S WHAT. 😭🫶🏻

Will I: a) Not get into the seating map at all, b) Get to the seating map, see prices, say “lmao fuck that,” and close the tab, or c) Obtain Schrödinger’s Olivia Rodrigo ticket? Stay tuned!!

Dear Diary, Today it finally happened: a trendy little sports car went zooming by me on the freeway — at least 20 miles over the speed limit — and then a tad while later well well well who do I pass pulled over on the side of the road presumably getting a hefty speeding ticket. ✍️

#officeculture 🤸‍♀️ Coworker: I was sent multiple individual photos of receipts but we need them in one document, so I’m printing them out so then I can scan together for one PDF. Me: …you can’t merge the photos on your computer? Coworker: I don’t know how to do that.

Thanks, Hank. Happy birthday!! I hope it’s clean, smells fresh, and feels delightful. @hankgreen.bsky.social @thegooddotstore.bsky.social 🧼🫡

Physically: working. Mentally: eagerly awaiting seeing @rainbowrowell.bsky.social tonight!! 🍒

The only thing funnier than me getting 4hrs of sleep after a concert and still waking up for work is me getting 4hrs of sleep after a concert, still waking up for work, spending 1.5hrs in my car only for the draw bridge to be stuck open, and turning around for wfh instead and starting work late.

If I ever won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs (single-handedly funding copious amounts of air conditioning in every Seattle music venue).

The duality of playing Stardew Valley while watching a Resident Evil play through. 💫

I respect trans people, so it's such a little thing for me to not watch the Harry Potter trailer or show. The proceeds from that property go directly to funding anti-trans work. It's a straight line from HP to destroying lives. I can actually SAVE TIME by not supporting this. It requires NOTHING.

One thing about me is that I will always take the office snacks. Y’all are cowards, stop being so scared to accept free food!! Eat on company time!!

Because reasons I’ve been full-time wfh for two weeks and I’m back to regular office schedule now, therefore I’ve been delighted by the obnoxiously loud conversation of nearby coworkers. “I asked ChatGPT what hair dye would be best with my complexion.” So… glad… to be in office again… 🤡

I’ve been wanting to start a massive “forever save” in Stardew Valley for ages where I compleeeeetely decoration every nook and cranny, so I finally refreshed my mods list. It may or may not be nine pages long, whoops. 🫢🌱

Pros: By some Christmas miracle, my rent isn’t going up for the next leasing term!!! Incredible news!!! Yay!!! Cons: I did discover mold in my apartment and now my bed is displaced and everything including my sanity is Stress™️ as I am ordinarily a highly organized and cleanly person.

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Nothing brings the quietest most self-independent department together like a mass corporate e-mail announcing we’re changing from 3 days in-office to 4 days in-office. Team bonding!! ✌🏻🤪

SANDY AND CLINT LMAO. 😭

Happy birthday Stardew Valley ilysm. 🎂🐴

You’ve heard of divorced dad rock now get ready for divorced mom pop ily Hilary Duff. 🤸‍♀️💫

accountability is possible

@paytmitch.bsky.social cosplaying John??? /lh

Me all morning: stressed waiting for Hilary Duff tickets to go on sale The experience: in waiting room exactly 15 minutes early, absolutely blessed queue speed run at 123 in line, plenty of availability, purchases aisle seats dead center, front section Me now: THIS IIIS WHAT DREEEAMS ARE MAAADE OF 💫

finished doodle pages! what a year #2027 #p4a2026

Little painting I did to celebrate the birth of the first baby to be born in the MCOE. #peojectforawesome #nerdfighteria #p4a2026

P4A John is a pacifist #p4a2026 #projectforawesome2026 #johngreen

Party! Worm! #p4a2026

Is there a separate link to submit memes? (Not the /art one for actual art lol.) #P4A2026

Now that the P4A 2026 website is live, profile frames are also live! I made a web app to help you add the frame to your profile ryanmontville.com/p4a-pfp-maker/ #P4A #P4A2026

Chat send help, anyone have the link for the profile picture border? I know it exists but now for the life of me can't find it. #P4A2026

so excited that it's that time again #P4A2026 @projectforawesome.com

HILARY DUFF TOUR HILARY DUFF TOUR HILARY DUFF TOUR HIL—

Listening to Noah Kahan to manifest my success later. I saw this man in 2021 for $31.63 total like let me see him play a stadium!! 😭🙏

Shopping for #P4A2026 be like: - caffeine - bananas - baked beans ✍️🙂‍↕️

I hope this means I get more free food at work this week. 💚💙

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

🔮in five years America will be governed by sincerity-pilled millennials. They’ll be competencemaxxing in all three branches of government. universal basic income will pass unopposed. A ukulele for every home🔮

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For 2026, we are required specifically to have an “AI goal” as one of our objectives for the upcoming year. Oh I’m gunna be SICK.

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

Hey y’all: if you use Libby and you hate them allowing generative AI content and incorporating it in other ways you can go to your profile, scroll down to “help and support”, and take a survey to tell them that you hate it

New goal just dropped: I’ve had this pattern for years and never finished it, but that changes today! It’s roughly 108 squares with 7-ish complete but still needing an outline, so for sake of easy math we’re going to use 108 as its base. At 9 squares per month, it’ll be done this time next year. 💫

If anyone has any book recs written for/about marginalized groups (interest in LGBTQIA+ and POC, but any is welcome!), please let me know. I’m working on my reading list for the year. Both fictional/non-fic. 💕

If I don’t hear “eh, we’ve seen stranger things” tonight then actually the last decade was meaningless. 😤

Now that we come to the end of 2025, let's take a moment to reflect on all we have learned from our [is taken out by fast moving garbage truck that comes out of nowhere]