Shopping for #P4A2026 be like: - caffeine - bananas - baked beans ✍️🙂‍↕️

I hope this means I get more free food at work this week. 💚💙

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

🔮in five years America will be governed by sincerity-pilled millennials. They’ll be competencemaxxing in all three branches of government. universal basic income will pass unopposed. A ukulele for every home🔮

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For 2026, we are required specifically to have an “AI goal” as one of our objectives for the upcoming year. Oh I’m gunna be SICK.

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

Hey y’all: if you use Libby and you hate them allowing generative AI content and incorporating it in other ways you can go to your profile, scroll down to “help and support”, and take a survey to tell them that you hate it

New goal just dropped: I’ve had this pattern for years and never finished it, but that changes today! It’s roughly 108 squares with 7-ish complete but still needing an outline, so for sake of easy math we’re going to use 108 as its base. At 9 squares per month, it’ll be done this time next year. 💫

If anyone has any book recs written for/about marginalized groups (interest in LGBTQIA+ and POC, but any is welcome!), please let me know. I’m working on my reading list for the year. Both fictional/non-fic. 💕

If I don’t hear “eh, we’ve seen stranger things” tonight then actually the last decade was meaningless. 😤

Now that we come to the end of 2025, let's take a moment to reflect on all we have learned from our [is taken out by fast moving garbage truck that comes out of nowhere]

I started tracking the entirety of my finances in 2023 when I was full-time wfh. That year, I spent a total of $481.30 on gas. Comparatively to this year, with three in-office days, I’ve spent $1,357.10 total. But sure. The office culture or whatever is worth it. Yeah, totally. 🤡

The best thing about my team is that I can reply to my boss’s boss’s e-mail with just a gif and it’s viewed as perfectly acceptable corporate behavior.

You can tell this is the year I finally started listening to podcasts and watching Twitch livestreams because this is the lowest my music listening time has ever been in over a decade. It’s usually 80k+, sometimes 100k+.🧍‍♀️

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Open a P.O. cowards so I have somewhere to mail my therapy bills to.

For Good is delightifulistic. 🩷💚

New obsession just dropped, her whole discography is beautiful. 💞 open.spotify.com/track/6cXEft...

So I did something really silly. 💌 discord.gg/uterPya4kC 🔗 www.yourfocusfriend.com 🫘 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social

I really try not to be that person because I love music so much and I want artists to be successful and I want people to enjoy music. That said: when Hilary Duff announces tour dates, you have to be at least 30 years old, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules KIDS GET OUT OF THE WAY MILLENNIALS ONLY. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

I made bagels for the first time ever and they actually look and taste like bagels. 🥯✨

And if I told you all of my Christmas decorations are up as of rn, what then?

(adds ACNH update to the list of reasons to survive 2025) ✍️

Never beating the horse girl allegations. 🐴

As someone who has lived all of this in real time I have no words besides that I’m really happy and grateful to have gay trauma bonded as teens and grew up parasocially together with these two British boyphriends.

Chat am I dumb — where’s the sticker pack with all the designs???

idk who needs to hear this but Paramount just released a promo where you can see Aly & AJ this Friday in Seattle for less than 35 bucks including fees, general admission floor or seats. That’s how you do affordable concerts baybee. (Code HALFOFF not a joke.) 🎫🎫🎫

This is your reminder that Maisie Peters has always been that girl and now is your chance to get into her music before MP3 takes over the world. 🌱

Why does my pretzel look like a mouse—??? 🐁

Crashing out in real time because I texted my boss saying I went to bed early last night* and apparently didn’t set an alarm, so is it okay if I work from home today** or I can use a sick day since that’s the policy. I wasn’t about to drive to Seattle in 7AM*** traffic. *today **Wednesday **it’s 7PM

Nothing more annoying than when you lock into work but forget to first let your bean knit. My socks and scarves!! 😩

Someone uploaded a Cheetos emoji to Teams and I’m willing to bet it wasn’t intended for use to discuss actual Cheetos. 🤭

Shelves are finally up!! Stanley, Simsie, Snap, and the Money Mouse wait patiently for their goblin friend to arrive. 💛💚 cc: @lilsimsie.bsky.social @risshella.com

So for no reason at all does the White House live page usually say it’s going live soon as like a placeholder message or is that a recent development.

In the grand scheme of things I am a very low level administrative assistant but every day leaving the big office in the city it is hard to not feel like the finance lead of a Hallmark movie who’s about to high heel strut to her tiny hometown and save Christmas through the power of love.

Chat this is the first time I have felt the clutches of capitalism whispering temptations to me that I need to buy a Switch 2 even though my regular Switch works perfectly fine— 🤡

I hope this ages so poorly. 🤡

“Oh you’ve definitely done this before!!” Thank you sir monitoring the ticket queue yes I will be riding the high of being a good concert goer for at least a week. 🎫😌

I’m a mother!! 🐚💚

No yeah my day is going fine just accidentally ate three white-powdered donuts covered in white mold before realizing hbu.

I want an actual bookmark option so bad. I use likes typically to save things for reference in lieu of a real bookmark. (This is why I don’t typically like replies in normal convo, if you’ve ever wondered. It’s not that I don’t like you I’m just OCD and don’t want “digital clutter” in my likes. 🥲💔)

Focus Friend has breached containment! I told my therapist about it and how helpful it’s been, and now she has it in her metaphorical back pocket to recommend to other clients. She loved the art style and simplicity of use. 😌

My superpower is that I possess the ability to remain calm in a Costco parking lot on a Saturday morning.

As someone who’s obsessed with track listing order I respect Hayley’s desire to be an artist™️ and fuck around with the singles/playlist era but ngl I’m stressed that my listening experience is purely subject to the order songs appear on Spotify. Like is that THE order or AN order!!! Art.

I’ve been waiting all day for Reneé Rapp’s album and then Hayley Williams goes and drops the 17 songs on Spotify—!!!

Reporting that I tried Deep (Fried Beans) Focus again after the iOS patch update and it worked as intended. 🥳🫘 cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social

My neighbor sits outside his door a lot so it’s unavoidable for me to come and go without him noticing. This weekend I didn’t leave my apartment even once for four days, which is completely average behavior for me but since I moved here recently it’s a stark change to what it’s been while settling.