“wait, you sell curses? but you look so, well, normal” oh! ah, theres a simple explanation, actually: i’m rather bad at my job

the story of mimikyu, or, the pikachu of dorian grey

the pit crew of dorian grey

the picrew of dorian grey

GIRL THAT GREW UP IN THE MIDWEST: yeah i don't even see the corn anymore. all i see is blonde, brunette, redhead

beautiful women hit on me by going sooooo is there a Mrs Stupid Dumbass Piece of Shit

there's something indiscernibly off about me that makes a lot of normal things difficult or impossible for me and i kind of hope i die never figuring it out because if i suddenly go "ohh i get it now" when i'm 95 i am going to be sooooo pissed.

I’m jerking it in the swamp

"Oh, okay but that won't have much of an effect on me..." I say, moments before I am annihilated by an intense effect.

my hue isnt purple enough

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me and who

deadly meteors

this is definitely the most seattle-ass shit and the first time i’ve felt pride in this city since chuck tingle said we had the most people who knew what an ovipositor was

i love my unproblematic sweetie pie life, everyone loves me and if that’s not true it’s literally none of my business

Happy John Brown’s Birthday to all who celebrate.

Is mowing sexual for some guys? Is that it? Is that why you feel the need to mow your suburban yard even MORE THAN once a week? You can just walk back & forth across your lawn without the mower if you want.

the most frustrating part of a chronic illness, to me, is the absolute lack of leeway and inability to live like everyone else, even if youre on top of your shit

Yoda knowing full well no one is showing up on Dagobah for almost 20 years

Where I'm at mentally

You'll see one episode of some trans lesbian being like "why is this five hour energy called 'fuck juice'" and another of some doll being like "wait why does this person have a dog collar on their bed? Do they have a dog?"

i love fuckup women who are doing their (not very good) best

Thanks for reading! The comics will only get worse!

Got Wobbuffet and the first thought was "Girl who fights everyone and wins cause shes good at taking a punch" i love her #pkg #pokegijinka #pokemongijinka

I don't like how secularized Cartoonist's Day has become.

hey i'm lottie lovely, aka frog k from twitter. i am a trans author & posting luminary, and i'm broke, and i would like to have warm-weather clothes i don't have to cut out of cold-weather clothes like a lazy fetus. cash.app/$asimplefrog ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypal) thankful for any help i get <3

arrogance at the orgy, the best is yet to come

bein an artist must be so cool. u draw a picure of a dog dressed as hot dog and get 1 million heart reacts. meanwhile if we post us wordcels get beaten with metal rods and kicked in the neck and spat on. sad but its just the way it is and my best friend will remaind my best friend iregardless.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

yeah i know you’re into the whole wolf persona, but did you *have* to use bacon grease for lube?

it’s a good dress

stream subs are the new tithe

this part of the alleged shooter’s manifesto made me gasp

This reminds me of the mre heating element. rock or something

ballistics gel girl

a 2nd girlfriend to share the load

the good news is I’m beautiful. The bad news is nobody is putting in the work of reiterating it to me every single day of my life

anyone halfway decent at graphic design? got a quick little thing i wanna commission someone for (can throw like 50$ at you for it)

i like my opsec like i like my men: weak and compromised

in front of you are two guards, one has a couch, one has a 2x4

anyone wanna come park their ass on my couch while i clean? or beat me to death with a 2x4, im not picky

wishing all my francophone stoners a happy 80 today

come to think of it, henry selick and company really did get most of their oeuvre nuked over the last few years thanks to successive shithead unveilings didnt they, damn

it’s a p ity about corpse bride, it has some of my fav danny elfman music and he plays a character called Bone Jangles saying shit like “murder most foul”

Travis pages 3 and 4 #furry #furryart #furrynsfw #furryporn #furrycomic #nsfw