god it must be so fuckin nice to pass

im a woman with a tiny dick tyvm

ngl if i had a big fat dick and i were a woman id never shut up about it

his pussy has gmod physics

i wish i could live long enough to see humanity overcome capitalism

thinking about how i lowkey want to fuck rick and morty s8e3 farmer rick purely based on vibes and what that says about me

multitasking doodle

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day 2,803,461 of the time loop: will definitely start learning that new skill tomorrow. for sure day 15,788,191 of the time loop: will definitely start learning that new skill tomorrow. for sure day 400,652,307 of the time loop: will definitely start learning that new skill tomorrow. for sure ...

I wish drunk women were real :(

Human rouge again !!

the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew

I'm begging for anarcho-Bidenists to add an ounce of psychosis to their politics.

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

Horsing around

hi i bring legs and heels to your TL

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

The kind of friendship where addicted to phone screens together while wearing nothing at all.

The people begging you for a return to the status quo are begging for a situation that brings about Trump 2 but this time he is worse and younger and the US is really hurting for its return to its 2000s level hegemony. Is that what you want

#PokemonLegendsZA #art #Jacinthe #Lebanne

Men used to arch their backs in this country

its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job

It dawned on me "Bye Bye" is used across many languages. Mandarin, Arabic, Japanese, French, etc. Ofc, I knew it is a cute way for Goodbye. Now then, I was pleasantly surprised by the root of it. In English, 'twas actually "God be with ye", meant to be "may your life be well and protected by God".

Mondays, am I right?

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 2 of 2

Dasi new outfit #yxxoc #yxxart

the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it

You expect WASPs to care about the impending heat death of the universe?

solo queue, commission

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thie whole fucking country needs to be dismantled

children in prisons right now. right now. as you read this. what the fuck. cant even express my real honest thoughts about CHILDREN IN PRISONS safely anywhere.

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

stop eating dairy

Forget the Discourse for a moment, and I think in my soul, the way a cis woman claims trans fem cred is through genuine proximity and a willingness to be a little clocky about it. If you're a cis woman and you hang out with us long enough people will assume you are in fact one of us.

Most viruses, you catch them, your immune system learns them, locks their details in the control room, and then you can fight them in the future. Measles not only doesn't leave you that data, it blows up the control room. No immune memory for YOU good DAY.

Measles is one of those nightmare diseases that, if it hadn't been killing people for hundreds of years, people would ABSOLUTELY be pushing conspiracy theories about right now. It's too nasty in too many different directions to seem natural. But oh, boy, it sure is.

The ‘Black people don’t tip’ thing isn’t even true. What’s happening is that you’re getting Read. We see you. Our inklings are survival mechanisms. Why the fuck would I throw an extra bone to a racist? It’s like how if everybody you meet is an asshole eventually you gotta start doing the math.

Democrats, Republicans - none of them can protect you from the Tranny Future. We are already here. We are in your walls.

Drone

Sunday Nunday 🖤🤍

Bathing 💙

normalize punching literally anyone with terrible opinions in the face and on camera