thinking about how pixel art has effectively been eradicated from the web, because the average person has dpi scaling set to like 170% and browsers never implemented ANY mitigations for this. (ie a way to display images at an integer multiple of their native resolution)

i think once youve done something multiple times u should be able to skip the cutscene. i will never watch myself eat ever again

@profanity.accountant don't tell mom

if my body needs water so badly then why does it piss it out so quickly? the idea that people don't drink enough water is a conspiracy invented by someone with a piss kink for sure

the pronoun options in games should be: - they - they (plural; "i" becomes "we") - it - that one ("i" becomes "this one")

TECHNLGY/BENT.GIF

"Bite her fucking tits"

what do adults even get each other for christmas.. alcohol? taxes? death?

making one of those before/after transition posts but the "10 years ago" photo is just a disparate collection of atoms spread across the world

getting to a part of the video game where everyone treats you like a pet and it feels so good i hope we never progress the story past this

genuinely i have huge swaths of people who are otherwise funny, smart, coherent, etc. on here muted, just because theyre constantly dunking on the dumbest people imaginable. waste of time. my cortisol levels will stay lowered, tyvm

imo the letters are the least interesting part of a font. at body text sizes, there's only a few aspects that matter and the rest is immaterial, as long as they are readable and not distracting. everyone always neglects the symbols though. is there a good selection? are they aligned? NEVER

i love randomly switching to formal / old- fashioned language.. it's silly also i want to practice using "thou" pronouns and the -est and -eth suffixes correctly (on its own, that typing quirk is kinda overdone, but i think it's good if used sparingly alongside other things)

how did apple mess up ios18 and 26 so badly... the keyboard became extremely unreliable, and they broke text selection SO BADLY that website buttons/links stop working if you drag the handles a certain way. genuinely apple fell off harder than twitter

this ones secondary sex characteristics include boobs and ball joints

waterspout

gosh i've been so busy lately doing 1 or maybe 2 things per day, almost every day

somnophilia is so cool i wish it was real

wait oh no that's discourse !!

i was Not prepared for pokemon pinball to say "PRESS START TRANS" at the bottom of the highscore screen

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

i think im like this because sex makes me self conscious, so its easier if somebody one-sidedly consumes me as i try to writhe and whimper as sexually as possible

we got to share a syringe! <3 <3

spotted downtown: guy on the sidewalk holding a PCB up to the sun to inspect it like a medieval gemstone trader

fast fourier transforms having a bad day

every twitter site desperately needs a way to hide retweets on profiles, it's so bad i just want to see people's actual posts i would retweet 100x more things if it wasn't such a burden on my soul

FIRST SNOW OF THE SEASON!!! 🌨️ ❄️ :DDDDD

LOGOS/3DMETS_1.GIF

for years ive been wanting to write articles about this stuff because more people need to know • a lot of html tags are optional • you don't need semicolons in javascript

i think <dl> is my favorite html tag (maybe just because key-value pairs are deeply ingrained in my mind, but also it's really nice to write with tag omission) <dl> <dt>term1<dd>definition1 <dt>term2<dd>definition2 </dl> = { "term1": definition1, "term2": definition2, }

my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season: 1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist 2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets

i think, on my crotch, on my null there should be buttons and switches u can press..

has anyone else noticed no one ever says "alot" anymor?

apple juice and ummmm dick

when cis people rediscover bangs, that'll be a sign we are in the end times

"genai"? you mean those guys from stargate atlantis?

seeing someone and thinking "dang, you would look so much better with a square profile picture...

she just messaged me out of the blue about how she hates typescript god im so wet

im the only one in the polycule that doesn't like video games :(

"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over

by not engaging in discuorse i have been able to use 100% of my brain thinking about important things like whether i should use the word "index" or "id" or "number" in this documentation

hmm i really hope they come up with a general solution for self-applied labels (and not just hardcoding support for pronouns) and i hope they can still be displayed on posts like they are now, because i think that part of the ui is good

hm i guess to show up as a labeler here, you just need the app.bsky.labeler.service collection, not the actual atproto_labeler service url?

(hopefully this doesnt count as discourse) don't be afraid to use a little javascript in your small website! it's almost always better than "css-only" hacks, in terms of efficiency, compatibility, maintainability, accessibility

we are trying injections now..

haloween