even more sad that of all the things LLMs are taking from us, programming is the one they’re coming for most aggressively these days and my peers don’t care about that

i’m sad that i 1. view programming as a creative endeavor 2. struggle to explain to people who aren’t programmers the weird implementations that i write of things to make my life easier from the outside it seems like it must be so nice to be an artist, where you make things everybody appreciates

gods i really am the epitome of that “have you heard of a ronin” post and not for lack of trying

back to playing in stars and time. it’s still really, really interesting.

hmm… if i apply to your work and you somehow find this profile. i can’t recommend that you scroll down. i don’t know how you got here, but save us both some sanity

Here's a super hot take of mine. If you've been in graphics long enough, you know I'm right though.

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve been laid off after 2 years and 7 months, i’d have two nickels

Back in the early 2020’s everyone was talking about milking girls, now no one is, what the fuck guys, did we give up on pleasure and joy and awesome things?

put my head against the wall my partner: nap time? me: death them: BIG nap time

eve online flew too early for the mechsploitation girlies i’m sure there’s something in there in their old short story about an early pod pilot who gets locked in syndrome from the technology being too young girl who is completely, utterly helpless, a doll, outside the mech

0.2.1 is out! allowing you to have a single rust function that can operate on data coming from entirely different structures, libraries, etc you can use the same function for array of structures or structures of arrays control monomorphization to balance code size and optimization potential

so basically i’m a chew toy

trying to explain this to my girlfriend and they said “i don’t understand, i’m an american, explain it in terms of a hamburger”

living doll that can speak when you pull the string but it just calls you obscenities

it’s a good dress

turns out that making an ad-hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp entirely inside the Rust type system is hard

obsessed with what this dress my friend gave me does to my tits

lying on a couch with a blindfold on getting groped by random women i don't know. my gfs are at my side facilitating. there's a sharpie they can use to sign their name so at the end of the night i can look at my body and see how many strangers used me.

i don't know how to parody this anymore

thinking about the breast growth hypnosis research paper again

HER EARS I LOVE HER SO MUCH

it always makes me so happy when my friends send me deer :) they’re literally like 🦌

i made cheesecake :)

i wish i knew people who were interested in hypnotizing me :(

throwback to my sheep fursona (art by @ghirga.bsky.social)

the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

if you're new here I draw this kind of thing

it would be so cool if i’d been able to get more than 6 hours of sleep any night in the last week

why does my back hurt 🦌

i need to finish in stars and time it was so good when i was playing

obsessed with what this dress my friend gave me does to my tits

vent #ballpoint

i’m very glad i live in seattle

also btw the same skills required to make this evaluation are the same skills required to write good tests, which is table stakes for letting genAI write code for you

whenever someone says "ai is good at coding now" it makes me assume their methods of evaluating whether software meets its claimed behaviour are not very good. as in they do not know how to falsify claims

i did a game jam this last week and was able to publish a thing! it was really nice to do that since i’ve mostly only failed before :)

sure you can subscribe me to your email list in one second but it takes ten business days to unsubscribe. why not just say 10,000,000 days? it’s not like you actually respect my request. my request is still processing, it’ll complete twenty lifetimes after i’m gone from this earth

conditional love isn’t real love, it’s just sparkling control

man was so busy talking about how AI will change the company at the all hands that we ran out of time to talk about the real actual people in the company that somebody appreciated so they’re just gonna email us a list instead if you put this in a novel people would say it was too heavy handed

it has been many years since i’ve tried to use an api as absolutely infuriating as the cloudflare workflows test mocking API. it appears to just be entirely broken? it doesn’t actually mock anything, the workflow continues to run? it’s baffling.

baffled by the fact that there exist people who 1. believe LLMs are conscious, sapient, or otherwise at some level at the same level of cognition as a human 2. use LLMs your actions are not following from your beliefs

crazy how much better i can feel when i put on my pumps and blast my brain with some oxytocin

i have gotten dramatically sidetracked into writing actually correct bindings for meshoptimizer unfortunately when i say correct i Mean Correct so i’m a month deep on it