What up BlueSky asks? I'm not sure to be honest. The jellyfish? The building? IDK. #jellyfish #sydney #construction

Hey groovy kids, want a fun night out with a classy, talented dude and....ummmm....me? Dust & Groove is back Wed eve in Syd, celebrating music, vinyl and silliness. With the inimitable Dave McCormack, lead singer of Custard and voice of Bandit in Bluey. Yee haw events.humanitix.com/dust-and-gro...

I'd like a bicycle pannier shaped like a propane tank.

Sign me up!

why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

Me: My friend disappeared completely from social media. I can't tell whether she's alive or dead Them: You could call her..? Me: Them: Me: I guess I'll never know

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Firing up BlueSky to anxiously await @mattbevan.bsky.social s hot takes on Sydney - Newcastle high speed rail "shovel ready in 2 years" (again). There must be a state election coming?

I've been nominated for a Women Leading Tech award for my work with Girls Programming Network and St Andrew's Cathedral School if you know me and want to endorse me you can add your vote to the People's Choice survey www.surveymonkey.com/r/GTH3P8D I'd really appreciate it. Fingers crossed

me, an idiot: words have clear meanings and even when they're ambiguous you can work it out from the context you, the word "bimonthly": lol no

Brandy, standing in front of her bedroom mirror, practicing making deep sea noises, hoping to capture the attention of her wayward crush

Happy #LibSpill Day for those who celebrate.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

For the evening crowd

The magpies outside my door are happily warbling in the morning drizzle. It makes it easy to forget they are the sworn enemy of the Australian cyclist. #sydney

Someone stated that I post too frequently about the Oxford comma. I found their comment to be impudent, offensive, and untrue.

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

Can anyone offer me a *rational* explanation for what a record company would geofence sales of a digital product? I want to give you money. I don't really want to pay (or wait for) international shipping. Why is that so hard? #musicSky

Can someone check if I've got this right about the transformative power of LLMs? Three bullet points ➕ Tonnes of water ⬇️ Wall of text ➕ Heaps of power ⬇️ Three bullet points

Hey, if you're in Sydney, I wanted to let you know that Dust & Groove is back for a couple of dates in '26. First up, the wonderfully talented Sally Seltmann. Aka New Buffalo. It's a night of music, stories & performance at the Petersham Bowlo. Wed 4th....It's fun. You should come. X

1/6 Jim Thompson wrote a lot and he often wrote quickly. Because of this, his prose isn’t always perfect—but when he hits a line just right, it’s poetry as bright as blood and as hard as concrete.

The Rice Truck Saga finally has (sadly real) competition

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Seeing this live on tv as a suburban teen was... Woah. RIP Rob Hirst. youtu.be/QBHNKud8BRI?...

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Bologna is just hot dog pancakes. I will be taking no questions.

omg omfg. lol. never give 'em a tell yer nervous

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

#musicsky #music #jazz #jazzsky

Just experienced the most uniquely Australian Christmas moment: when the dead and departing tree meets the aggressively spinning ceiling fan... It's Christmas *everywhere*!

Always remember that listening to music can be the entire activity. Put on headphones. Blast it through speakers. Close your eyes and just listen. Listening to music is not a background activity. It can be the entire journey, and it's worth the time.

I guess a frozen Corona is one way of finding out your children had a party while you were away... Mostly relieved it hadn't exploded tbh.

So I guess I'm un-photographable, your favourite work of art? Thanks @merriam-webster.com

Start 2026 as you mean to go on: With freshly-made crumpets #NewYear

The one instance where I would countenance @hogesonline.bsky.social and I matching (as opposed to all the times we do it unintentionally and one of us has to change).

I have been told we are posting perfect 90s albums

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

Sending up the dictionary shaped bat signal for @dontattempt.bsky.social ! Surely there must be a word for the shared embarrassment you and she feels when you open the chicken coop to collect eggs and interrupt a hen in the process of laying?

Another in a continuing list of Things I Will Never Understand. My wife doing math on the kitchen whiteboard, for fun

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

Stacy's mom Has got a nuclear bomb I don't know where She got uranium Stacy can't you see This is supervillainy Somehow she got the bomb That's why We're at war with Stacy's mom

Bunting like a boss

Alvin & The Chipmunks don’t get enough credit for hyperpop

Santa Claus (in ornament form) is dead. I've had this guy since I was a small child, so it's a bit sad to see him go.

Incredible the difference I'm observing mere hours after the child social media ban. Four boys on my street started a journey from their treehouse to find the body of a missing kid in the wilderness. Along the way, they're learning about themselves, & the meaning of friendship. Great to see

Trying out a new PCP's office, and their "preferred language" dropdown on the intake form is time-traveler inclusive.

Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books