You love basketball huh name the first basketball ever. I’ll wait.

We need those guys who hold up photos and sing Happy Birthday to do one for the Knicks

Trader Joe’s Maxx

For Pride Month zoos should do a lion-themed drag show

“And here it is, the rarest prey of them all - the elusive trillionaire!” - At the taxidermy museum of wealth hoarders circa 2050

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

“And here it is, the rarest prey of them all - the elusive trillionaire!” - At the taxidermy museum of wealth hoarders circa 2050

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

Aw poor Paraguay

I am ready to fight Elon Musk America’s Weakest Trillionaire in either a battle of wits or strength. In the spirit of Elon I will, at the last moment, bemoan some barricade to my entering the fight and won’t follow through on this promise. Now, please bet all your money on this venture.

When they take off the last letter the spell shall be broken The seal once cracked shall be healed again The wretched curse lifted from the Kennedy Center Snack bar prices will still be very, very steep, sorry about that www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

When they take off the last letter the spell shall be broken The seal once cracked shall be healed again The wretched curse lifted from the Kennedy Center Snack bar prices will still be very, very steep, sorry about that www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

Well obviously Ruth is the antichrist #WidowsBay

You guys ever cry after an asthma attack???

Can we start a Parents of Teens and Tweens Addicted to Cheesy Michael support group on here

Basically I want to live a Miss Piggy lifestyle without the Muppet Co. budget.

Once again wishing I had a full body roller mechanism that would basically massage the front and back of my body parts.

Ok so researchers 1600km off WA, 7km down - Find an active walefall. Cool! Many critters and a few new species. - Then realise there's 5 active whalefalls. - Then realise there's 476 whalefalls, some of them dating back 5.3 million years, including extinct species - One unknown to science

Hey have the fans in MSG started chanting Fuck Ice yet and if not, why not start

I know a Screwworm.

I know a Screwworm.

Ha. Screw worm.

I think conspiracy may be a bad frame for right wing election denial because what they’re really expressing is a belief in is the idea that non-white people shouldn’t be able to vote.

Introverts tell me do you feel guilty for not wanting to be more/give more of yourself?

Working on talking for 6 minutes straight, never blinking while I look into the camera, and not modulating my voice at all so I too can be a YouTube celebrity.

Well…..that’s an unfortunate place to put those rivets 😁🤣🦇

Thinking about the fact that Bono, in going to Rogan and trying to explain to him how many people were going to die because of the cuts, did more to try to bring awareness to the end of USAID than Bush, Obama, or Biden.

If Jabba the Hutt were in charge, CBS not only would have fired all legitimate anchors, but there would also be bounty hunters searching for reporters to hand over to the DOJ (Darth Vader). And probably a rancor under the production control room.

Not me thinking these were the same guys, not me wondering when Charlize was gonna have to try Devil’s Butthole Hot Sauce on that jerky

Not me thinking these were the same guys, not me wondering when Charlize was gonna have to try Devil’s Butthole Hot Sauce on that jerky

Trump has to be wearing diapers because you can’t be that full of shit and not start leaking it out everywhere you go. That‘s science.

One of the big challenges I’ve had since the rise of AI has been whether or not to continue the pursuit of illustration, and also share that work online. I love making art and getting feedback and helping people find joy through it! But I am not willing to let it be scraped up by tech goblin AI. 1/2

Pudding: baby food but better!

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Some workplace dirtbags for ya

For Pride Month zoos should do a lion-themed drag show

If I sneeze at 3:45am just know my day has started without my consent

Sigh. I miss Sizzler.

Someone ask the chatbot to take over his yacht and send it into the arctic circle please

“AI? You mean the thing that killed grandma?” - John Connor

I think a lot of the world’s problems could be eliminated by enduring the human male population had adequate fiber and hydration.

“AI? You mean the thing that killed grandma?” - John Connor

I swam 10 miles in May to raise funds for the American Cancer Society! Donate to help the fundraiser reach $250 here: gofund.me/89e552191

Europeans Announce There Nothing Anyone Can Do To Make Them Stop Loving Michael Jackson https://theonion.com/europeans-announce-there-nothing-anyone-can-do-to-make-them-stop-loving-michael-jackson/

I've spent 16 years engaging the public about medical history. I am genuinely passionate about what I do. But now, all my hard work is being stolen and repackaged into a soulless app. The internet has turned all of us into products. I am genuinely scared for the future. /End

About to break 10 miles this month in my quest to raise money for the American Cancer Society! Please donate at the link - gofund.me/9c81d9975

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We need a Bart Kavanaugh Day where men can openly weep about liking beer. Guys can dress in robes and sob all over each other. Women should make sure to change the locks while they’re gone.

Looking back I do wonder how the founding fathers would have called their opponent’s manliness into question. - Justice John Roberts probably in 2027