“Thanks all! thank you. Thanks so much!! Thx.” By @vikshulevich.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

Summer is here and so are the goofy terms I've been making up to describe it, over at @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social

“Sunscreaming; Thermoguilt; Literal Seasonal Burnout.” By @duchessofwinnipeg.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“One Brave Woman Breaks the Fourth Wall.” By Sara Saedi Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“Finally addressing my haters.” By Cynthia Bonacum Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“Brought to you by algae.” By @alicemphillips.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

New short listicle in The Belladonna Comedy today about this Reflecting Pool debacle / travesty of a Starbucks refresher. medium.com/p/dca3f92176b0 @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social

“Knickolas Knickleby” By Elizabeth Simone & @annapook.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“How can you look at yourself in the mirror while I’m slung about with applesauce and mulch in my hair?” By Torie Johnson Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“I like to reflect on the importance of family dinner when I’m on a business trip, scouring the menu at a Michelin starred restaurant.” By Megan Rogers Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

“Because wrangling your friends and suppressing your anger at them is how you show love!” By Chelsea Spirito Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...

🚨We (hopefully just) temporarily lost our main url, so as of right now you can find us at medium.com/thebelladonn... . We’re working on it and will announce when we are back to thebelladonnacomedy.com 🚨

We’ve decided to girl boss our way to LinkedIn.. …… …give us a follow!! Check out Belladonna Comedy’s profile on LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/in/belladonn...

“Gaze upon my rugged good looks and not the patient bleeding out before me.” By Kara Panzer Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/a-days-work-...

“You love the Boyfriend Tee, but have you experienced these?” By Maria Choong Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/more-from-ou...

“Take a drink, share a drink.” By Lynn Vieira Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/faqs-for-sta...

If you, like me, feel your heart rate spike every time you search for a coffee shop table, then this piece I wrote with Kerry Elson and Sarah Garfinkel is for you

“I was most vexed by a distressing discovery: all tables were occupied.” By @ericaliesalot.bsky.social Kerry Elson & Sarah Garfinkel Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/searching-fo...

Didn't really want to think that this ha-ha piece would be relevant w̶e̶e̶k̶s̶ months after I first thunk it up. But here we are.

“The ultimate guide to ensuring a major gifting opportunity doesn’t land your tail out on the curb.” By Lauren McDowell Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/forget-the-s...

Live and learn. "I understand now that I unconsciously put my entire trust in probability distribution without appreciating the devastating emotional toll that random chance and an errant Plumpy the Troll card can take on an earnest four-year-old." #parenting #humor

“Sweetie, can I call you back? I’m with Alice… Uh, because her husband just died… You’re sure this can’t wait?” By Diane Roth Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/loving-repli...

“Can anything in life, particularly in King Kandy’s Candy Kingdom, truly be earned?” By Bethan Owen Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/an-open-lett...

“If you like social media, you’ll love how chaotic, fragmentary, jarring, confusing, and unsatisfying newspaper articles now are.” By @taliaargondezzi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/our-newspape...

Tremendous honor to join the editorial team at The Belladonna. Fellow writers, can’t wait to read more of your work!

Please welcome our new editors!!! @laurita-jane.bsky.social @alicemphillips.bsky.social @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social

“A man who wears white sunglasses has no place in our classrooms.” By Andrea Ryan & Abby McLellan Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-johnny-d...

“I’d love a ‘Get Out of Single Table Jail’ card, so I can avoid the ‘total catch’ from your husband’s beer pong league.” By Sarah Russom Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/items-that-i...

“All I’m saying is, there must be other, older, and wiser people who would relish the chance to be a reluctant hero.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-the-teena...

“In some cases, bereavement requests must be supported by a funeral program or a note from the funeral director to confirm attendance and sadness.” By Terry Moore Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/were-sorry-f...

“A group piece written by contributors of The Belladonna Slack channel.” By The Belladonna Writers Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/advice-to-ne...

“Add so many jokes to make the masses LOL.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...

“When two companies love each other very much, they join in a union. If you are uncomfortable with the term ‘union,’ you may prefer to use the less controversial ‘merger.’” By S.C. David Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-talk-...

“Not all those who wander are lost. Some are just trying to find the Canadian border.” By Caroline Santinelli Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/rewriting-th...

“We seem to have a low turnout for limbo on the lido deck.” By @carriepinkard.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-do-no...

“After four months together, we decided it was time to take the next, beautiful step in our lives together.” By Emily Kapp Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/zola-website...

“A board game of epic proportions.” By @jennythesherman.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/you-sank-my-...

“Hamlet: ‘You had me at ham. 10/10.’” By @laurita-jane.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/my-dog-revie...

“Before you’re finally out of my life forever, there’s a few things I want to clear up.” By Tessia Sue Phillips Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/a-few-quick-...

“Not your parents’ midlife crisis.” By @justinecotter.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/millennial-m...

Not your parents' midlife crisis. Got a new humor piece in @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social that is definitely not inspired by real life. Everything is going fine! medium.com/thebelladonn...

“I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year on the job market, because that’s how all years on the job market are.” By Larisa Svirsky Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/alexander-an...

“I will not be reduced to my ability to satisfy him.” By Zola Ray Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/its-sexist-t...

“A Tale of Two Titties (and Which One Baby Favors Today).” By Kate Herzlin & Erika Sjule Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-male-lit...

“The fact that I ate the ‘green’ eggs and ham does not negate the illegality of, nor constitute a legal defense to, your conduct.” By @alicemphillips.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/a-letter-to-...

Presenting my latest short humor in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social! "A Letter to Sam I-Am to Please Cease and Desist" medium.com/thebelladonn...

“Oh, toilet paper? I think I might have some. Let me check my guest closet. *insert feminine giggle here*” By Ashley Lemley Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/everybody-po...

“You’re going to have to visit a branch in person.” By Nicole Beckley Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/transcript-o...

“Perimenopause ain’t for pussies.” By @leannehope.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/navigate-the...

“If you don’t take a stand, you’re part of the problem. I’m not. I posted.” By Heidi Lux Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/youre-doing-...