"Do you have any idea what it would cost me to leave Grammie’s phone plan? No, really, I’m asking, because I have no idea what she’s been paying all these years."

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"You see, when I was your age, my mother (Grammie, to you) added me to a family plan, which meant that my phone costs were included in her bill. Your father’s mother, Nana, did the same with Dad. So now we’re stuck, lest we start paying for phone usage ourselves."

"Food tastes better when you're camping. That's because when you're in the wilderness, you're starving, and your acute hunger improves the flavor profile of whatever dehydrated beans and tinned ravioli you'll be having for dinner. It's incredible how nature can change you."

"Vacation is all about being comfortable, and nothing says comfort like my 100 percent cotton, salmon-pink granny panties." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/all...

"You're my rock, Josh. Not my childhood neighbor, Mary, who came over with ice cream when you cheated on me during your semester in Barcelona. Let us not forget that it was also Mary who forgot to bring the sprinkles when you cheated on me the second time in Madrid. LOL."

"But Alfred, who was not partial to respecting boundaries and often felt entitled to women’s personal information, kept asking, 'Why do you wear it?'" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

@emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social with a hilarious piece in @pointsincase.com today!

“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy."

"We at Facebook love celebrating the moments and people you’ve worked really hard to forget. So now that you’re here, please enjoy this picture of you and your ex-boyfriend from five years ago."

“Let me just say that it’s genuinely an honor to help solve the male-loneliness epidemic, one husband at a time.” What your friend is thinking when you ask to bring your husband to hang out via New Yorker Humor. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/-7b1TN

Here's our 7th most-read piece of 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

"Mathematically, it might seem like I spend a disproportionate amount of my time making the world a significantly less safe and less empathetic place, but are you counting all the hours I spend sleeping?"

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Delighted to have “Announcing My Seasonal Transition to a Fairweather Friend” chosen as one of the readers’ favorites of 2024 in @pointsincase.com ! I’m in excellent company with @emilykling.bsky.social @kelleygreene.bsky.social @alicemphillips.bsky.social !! www.pointsincase.com/articles/the...

PIC READERS HAVE SPOKEN! The People's Favorites of 2024 are in, with top-voted humor from @vikshulevich.bsky.social, @emilykling.bsky.social, @katiyheath.bsky.social, @jewish.bsky.social, @mikerange.bsky.social, @kelleygreene.bsky.social, and @alicemphillips.bsky.social.

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I feel attacked

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So happy to be screaming into this void rather than that other one. 🩵🙏😉

Hello everyone! We heard this is where all the cool satire sites are hanging out now 😎

*excited first day of school seeing everyone in the halls being like “omg how was your summer???” and acting like I didn’t spend wayyyyy too long picking my outfit (ie: profile pic & first post) energy*