Ok I have to get this off my chest. "every day" vs. "everyday" everyday, as one word, is an adjective. something you do every day is an everyday thing. you wouldn't say "I do that everyday." "I do that every day" "That's an everyday thing."

If one more goddamn Yankees fan complains about Judge again I am going to shove their head into a toilet

What the fuck??? Can someone privately send me a cap of the post? Getting an awfully queasy feeling about silencing prominent Jews for speaking out about antisemitism

If you say this three times, Justice Scalia's ghost materializes and loftily assails you with homophobic slurs.

If you say this three times, Justice Scalia's ghost materializes and loftily assails you with homophobic slurs.

Do you think the Brits do their funny lil accents still when nobody’s watching?

Someone tell Alex Bregman he can’t play on Yom Kippur. Send in Koufax.

GAME THREE LETS GO

if you wanted to see more, for any godforsaken reason. here's my other accounts

WHY IS THERE A MARCHING BAND IN THE END ZONE

My dog was having trouble using the bathroom so I taught him “shit “as a command. Generally it is going pretty well, but every so often when I’m drunk and make him sit he paints the walls with diarrhea.

Being a good person solely for the praise kink

I know how distasteful and unbecoming it is to celebrate death—and that is not inside me. Instead, there’s nothing. Not pity or vindication: it’s the exact indifference of learning a complete stranger has died. I have for Kirk the desensitized numbness I’ve acquired from a problem he perpetuated.

Ok so high profile right wing death on Sept 10th? Yeahhhh tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show here on bluesky dot social

Hey Siri, Google “how strict are Utah’s gun laws”

Ok so we got saves before drafts. What you’re saying is I can hold onto everyones bad ideas except my own, got it

[reading the definition of narcissist] wow, this is so about me

Why does Mr Beast look like @jonbois.bsky.social after getting bit by a radioactive spider

That star spangled banner was certainly interesting

love that steve ballmer is still making headlines for being a piece of shit even though he isn’t with microsoft anymore

cancer is horrible but let’s pray it got it right this time

don’t look now but the yankees are less terrible

1789: ‘Twould be an embarrassment beyond embarrassments were my would-be beloved to breach the fickle lock on this diary and glimpse upon my shameful limerence 2025 [logging in with MFA after failing four captchas]: links in bio? linsks in bio queen,?

Haven’t been posting about sports because I don’t believe in public trauma dumping

You should get a plus one to funerals

A+ programming i laughed out loud

lol remember when democrats were too chicken shit to pack the supreme court because they thought it would upset independents?

[dipping my balls in the mikvah] Elijah, I’m sorry

anyone have any opinions

waking up from surgery, still half-looped, and seeing this guy walk past the door (AND WAVE) would change me in profound and possibly terrible ways

Sorry, couldn’t read past #1 without laughing so hard I passed out

himb

I genuinely wonder if Biden losing in 2020 would have been better overall. Does an entire oppositional right-wing anti-vaccine movement form with Trump in power? With no need to undermine the election, does he purge the moderate Rs keeping him in check in favor of authoritarian sycophants?

Life is really getting in the way of my living

Someone better start bullying me to upgrade the Jewsky feed infrastructure.

When information is readily found without effort or thought, our brains offload the need to look for, process, and remember it. AI offers the categorical opposite to a cognitive advantage: it is a massive crutch on which people are already dependent.

the collective noun for a group of mothers of tween girls is a “cringe”.

Erin’s been taking the blue check abuse for so long that this is purely a formality

Crazy how bsky hasn’t verified me for the @jewish.bsky.social handle. Are they suggesting I AM NOT JEWISH

Sometimes I feel like I would settle for relevance over popularity (I am neither)

corn dog food truck do not ask me for sides i will drive a piping hot corn dog thru your eye & you will pay me for it & you will apologize for being a little bitch in public in front of god and everyone. bring your own mustard (or w/e idgaf)

Potentially expect downtime going into August.

enemy rolls a nat 20

Staring down the news app on my phone like in a western showdown and any minute it’s about to draw a pistol and shoot me in the dick.

We ask that all freed prisoners make their way back to the entrance of the Cave in an efficient, but respectful manner.

does this count as meme

jizzlane mackswell new stripper name i call it