Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

I’ve been out on the front lines doing hard hitting journalism www.buzzfeed.com/kelley_green...

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

BOOKMARKS!!!! OH BOY i'm gonna make bsky's AWS bill go up 200%

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

When it’s finally 9pm PT #bb27

RACHEL'S PICTURE IS GRAY???? #bb27

This man is always up to something, and thankfully Johnny always gives me a place to discuss.

Highly recommend getting you a husband that will order you a birthday cake from a meme ❤️ (cc: @schtoop.bsky.social)

The Life of A Showgirl Revealed to Be Elaborate Way to Tell Brittany Mahomes She’s Not a Bridesmaid

i love how all you have to do now is visit a website to window shop and they can just magically email you 300x a day

okay this is fucking sick as hell

okay it's actually quite fun to watch the air & water show from home too

Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

WNBA has to start shooting these dildos back into the crowd with a cannon.

Ava, all you do is go on the hammock #bb27 #bigbrother

i could be having the worst day of my life and then everything is cured by 2 excedrin migraine. what the hell is in this stuff

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Absolutely dying at these anchors trying to make fun of Kat and they literally can’t read

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3 1/2 more years of this

Just finished my first unicycle class 🤓

This is tonight!!!!!

the robot war in the terminator movies was over the em-dash

oh? you're a star wars fan? name Orders 1-65

gonna go ahead and come clean: i took the entire day off work for the happy gilmore 2 release

i wish this was true for me. i wake up at 5 AM every morning solely due to anxiety about said Things

wait david corenswet is not british??

the Exclusivity Curse™ strikes again #loveislandusa

things i would marry if i did not already have a husband: 1) chipotle burrito bowl 2) excedrin migraine

tsa ending shoe removal is a huge win for me, a person who brings a 2nd pair of socks to change into after the ones i have on touch the airport floor

"Aren't there STANDARDS for what constitutes a 'detention center?'"

who up collecting the lil mcdonald's toys and wants to trade something cool for a small fries (i have 2)

we're all listening to our voice notes after we record them to make sure we sound cool, right?

oh is that what it stands for

i know i'm getting old bc i just took 25 minutes out of my day to download an app to identify a bird call i've been hearing all morning but didn't recognize (it's a northern cardinal 😇)

i will vote for whoever says they're gonna bring jackhammers in to take care of this in 2028

love having a large audience so i can write stuff like this 😎

excited for this!!

grammarly constantly telling me i was a "standout performer" last week and i'm starting to think it's saying the same thing to everyone

*taps the "this is from the nazi playbook" sign*

i hope mel lives forever

being in your 30s means getting embarrassingly excited over things like plants and fancy vacuums and finding a way to save money on cloud storage

“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.

concerning

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.