Five pounds is a lot of leeway Tinsel Tubbies. #comedy #holidays #christmas #politics #satire medium.com/@blythewrite...

“So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/pete-hegseth...

So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office, because war is fun and it’s time we started acting like it. Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social! #war #petehegseth #fonts #satire #comedy #comicsans thebelladonnacomedy.com/pete-hegseth...

“‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/netflixs-hol...

Check out my latest piece* in @thebelladonna.bsky.social for answers to your burning @netflix.com Witcher S4 questions. *This is satire. #TheWitcher #Netflix #comedy #HenryCavill #satire thebelladonnacomedy.com/netflixs-hol...

Are you ready to rock!?! 🤘 Or at the very least ready to stand and nod your head rhythmically but carefully so as not to throw your neck out? Check out my new piece. #rock #humor #millennial medium.com/slackjaw/wer...

Give your office copy machine a little diddle. It needs it. And check out my latest piece @pointsincase.com #comedy #funny #office #work www.pointsincase.com/articles/a-p...

Does your toddler like dates? How about a playdate next Tuesday? By @blythewrites.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/is-...

“Aside from the 10 Commandments in Hand-Chiseled Tablet Form.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/items-requir...

Happy first full week of school to all who celebrate! Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social! #school #texaspolitics #satire #humor thebelladonnacomedy.com/items-requir...

Love this new piece by Luís Leal Miranda in @pointsincase.com. I have also encountered plenty of three dimensional beings who lack depth. Maybe this will help with those awkward conversations. www.pointsincase.com/articles/how...

Check out my latest piece in Slackjaw. #apocalypse #dramas #tv #satire medium.com/slackjaw/for...

Thanks @robotbutt.bsky.social for publishing this piece. #canada #apologies #satire www.robotbutt.com/2025/06/26/o...

I don't know about anyone else, but I've always wondered what my life would be like in a car commercial. Love this @rj-x.bsky.social. #satire #comedy

Check out my latest satire in @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social. Friend link below. #satire #comedy #humor thebelladonnacomedy.com/hey-america-...

Check out my new satire featured on @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social.

"Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed."

My latest humor piece. Thank you @frazzledhumor.bsky.social! #satire #parenting #humor medium.com/frazzled/7-w...

Just about every situation can be managed in Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes, including conversations with your stockbroker. #satire #comedy #writing #moviequotes medium.com/the-haven/sa...

Sharing my latest comedy piece. #satire #comedy #writing medium.com/the-haven/wh...

So excited for my Second City classmate Elaine. I love this piece! thebelladonnacomedy.com/my-to-do-lis...

"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."

"We're doing just whatever we feel like with no foresight, illustrating one of the Willy-Nilly System’s central tenets: There are no wrong answers because we should not assess any of our decisions before implementing them."

My latest humor piece. Thank you @frazzledhumor.bsky.social for publishing! And shout out to my beautiful children for inspiring my writing 😜

Who’s playing along with Pete tonight?!

"What kind of mother would I be if, after everything I’ve learned from the message board 'VAXXING IS LYING,' I decided to trust Dr. Wong over Steve, a blogger with more than 3,000 followers?"

New humor piece. #GulfofMexico #Satire medium.com/@blythewrite...

Congrats to team #Canada on their win over team USA. Canada is an amazing country full of passionate, caring people. There are a lot of us who would like to "join you" as you celebrate this victory. *Wink if you understand. (Please help.)

"Today, our team agreed that [REDACTED], which led to our decision to end Medicare and Medicaid. Makes perfect sense now, right?"

Sharing my latest humor piece, a (very) personal essay published by Age of Empathy. Thanks for reading 💛 #humor #essays medium.com/age-of-empat...

“You’re singing along when the woman beside you asks you to stop because she’s live on SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF and you’re scaring her followers.” Stop spying on me, McSweeney’s!

I'm so grateful to @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social for the opportunity to be featured in their publication. This is my first published piece of #satire and I'm beyond honored to be featured alongside this group of brilliant writers and editors. Thank you!

If anyone's uncle happens to be selling eggs that "fell off the back of a truck," maybe in Pennsylvania somewhere, put me on the list for a couple cartons because this is crazy. #PriceOfEggs

“Seriously, babe, it’s not that great.” By Mary Flannery Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/what-i-tell-...

- Seven slices of American cheese - A frozen waffle, cooked - A frozen waffle, raw - The ricotta layer of an entire lasagna - Half a stick of butter

Hoping the #WritingCommunity can help me. I'm looking to form or join a critique group for humor writing, particularly satire and personal essays. I've been searching online, but I haven't had much luck. Any help is appreciated.

"As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words 'the intolerant left' and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages. Because this is what conservatism is now, and we have to respect that. "

Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

God said, “Before Genesis may rise to greatness, there must be another, a singer, to create inter-band conflict.” So God created Genesis’s first singer and frontman, and he called this singer “Peter Gabriel.”

And the list is ready! This is a list I call, THE BLACK CANON, it is a list of the top 50 Black novels, poetry, stage plays & non-fiction you need in your personal library. #booksky We MUST archive the words of Black folks and the history that is in danger of being erased. tinyurl.com/theblackcanon

"It is the policy of the United States to recognize two sexes: 'groper' and 'grope-ee.' These sexes are not changeable and are grounded in fundamental and incontrovertible reality."

Hey, Big Tech, your MAGA Red is bleeding through that rainbow flag you've been flying. #DEI

I deactivated my Facebook account and now my mom and I can't be friends. #boomers #millennials

Please pass this on…

This should have about 50,000 likes.

Stand tall and take up space ladies. That's how we honor her legacy and carry it forward. And then, we mobilize. Together. #Kamala #Women slate.com/news-and-pol...

You know what they say, if you don't like the weather in Texas, blame a climate scientist. #ClimateChange www.google.com/amp/s/www.cb...

Make today memorable. That way, when people ask what you were doing the day democracy collapsed you have something to say other than "sat in my bathrobe crying into my Häagen-Dazs." You can do both. #Democracy

“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

It's been one week since #BluePit, so we've compiled some stats! (Huge thanks to @solimaniac.com for the scripting!) #LitAgents, if you haven't had the chance, be sure to check out all the amazing pitches. Our community here is growing! #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #Writers #AmWriting #AmQuerying