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CHOAM Rule
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From āThe Simpsonsā house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
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š¶this is how legends are madeš¶
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Bradford Pearson
4 days ago
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832/
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Andy Craig
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Eastman was not disbarred for making bad constitutional arguments, nor because he represented Trump, nor because he challenged the results of an election, all of which are allowed. Eastman was disbarred because he knowingly lied to the courts with deliberately false factual representations.
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In the beginning the universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Weedle
5 days ago
Exactly one year ago today:
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What a believable basketball game.
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Robert Plant singing in Black Dog voice:
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Senadora Julie Gonzales
6 days ago
Thank you
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for your leadership in bringing forward this resolution. Itās clear ā Leader Chuck Schumer is out of step with the Democratic Party. While Trump drags us into an endless war, voters are demanding we fight for peace. Primaries matter ā Iām a NO on Schumer.
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it would be neat if one of these surveys alternated between asking these questions and providing the answers
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Cooper Lund
8 days ago
Watching Baseball
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Remember the flashing chyron in the South Park scientology episode that said, "this is what scientologists actually believe"?
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Without the close wins that the Nuggets gutted out in January to hang around .500 without Jokic, they don't make the 3 seed. This game, in which they beat the full-strength 76ers in Philly without all 5 starters + 2 rotation bench players, was particularly absurd.
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NUGGETS at 76ERS | FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS | January 5, 2026
YouTube video by NBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxXDlkjfbBs
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I am absolutely not reading all those words about the Pope.
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Patrick Monahan
10 days ago
Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated
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Ian Boudreau
10 days ago
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
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jamelle
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i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves āhealthy.ā
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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Better Things Are Possible
11 days ago
Incredible that human beings figured out how to do this. How cool. What if we only did cool stuff
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Julian Sanchez
12 days ago
This sort of reinforces the Discovery Institute analogy I made last week. You dredge up half a dozen dissenters from an overwhelming scholarly consensus, not because their arguments are particularly compelling, but to establish that the issue is ācontroversialā. This creates a permission structureā¦
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This isn't a dismissive strawman description. It's a buzzword-laden hype slogan.
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Philip Bump
15 days ago
āI never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sourcesā says guy who uses the āElon muffles legitimate news sourcesā app.
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Worst leader of any kind in the history of human civilization.
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It's so delightful how every single NBA game has disputed officiating.
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Experts Are Just Jealous.
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Kevin Elliott
19 days ago
The New York Times rolling up its sleeves to do the hard work of normalizing the idea that women should not have the right to vote.
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it's April 1st, don't forget to update your LinkedIn
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Katelyn Burns
21 days ago
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
the american century of humiliation continues
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Sources: NFL, far apart with NFLRA, to begin hiring replacement refs
NFL owners are "alarmed" by the state of negotiations with the NFL Referees Association and have authorized staff members to begin hiring and onboarding replacement officials in the coming weeks, leag...
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48344034/nfl-begin-hiring-replacement-officials-given-state-negotiations-nfl-referees-association
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Defector
23 days ago
"I had to review many customer accounts, and certain patterns emerged. I examined the type of gambling customers did, the amount and frequency of their depositing, and the kind of neighborhood they lived in to get an idea of how underwater they were."
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Why I Got Out Of The Gambling Business | Defector
There are broadly speaking two types of gamblers: valuable and not valuable. All are referred to as customers. The latter groupĀ are dilettantes. These people deposit maybe once or twice, usually toā¦
https://defector.com/why-i-got-out-of-the-gambling-business
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Joe Adalian
24 days ago
The NYT says todayās
#NoKings
protests had āno shortage of skeptics,ā and then quoted exactly one of those skeptics: The chairman of the Ole Miss College Republicans (as of 2025.) But of course, the Times doesnāt ID him as such. Heās just a Concerned Youth.
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Charlie Warzel
24 days ago
really interesting piece by
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The most overlooked Epstein email
What did Epsteinās friends actually know about him? In chapter four of our series, an answer in a rare truth bomb from one of Epsteinās kept scholars/"mind concierges"
https://open.substack.com/pub/anandwrites/p/the-most-overlooked-epstein-email-546?r=2f1r&utm_medium=ios
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Miscellanea: The War in Iran
This post is a set of my observations on the current war in Iran and my thoughts on the broader strategic implications. I am not, of course, an expert on the region nor do I have access to any specā¦
https://acoup.blog/2026/03/25/miscellanea-the-war-in-iran/
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Spencer Ackerman
25 days ago
Iāve been a journalist for 27 years. Iāve reported major stories about mass surveillance, torture, war, the military-industrial complex, police black sites, etc. But this is the most important story Iāve ever had the horror/honor to work on. For it is a story about the current phase of a genocide.
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The Ghosts of Al-Shifa Hospital
Months into a supposed ceasefire in Gaza, doctors still have to smuggle in basic medical suppliesāand treat new casualties of war.
https://www.wired.com/story/gaza-war-al-shifa-hospital-ghosts/?_sp=1e499853-f44d-4fcc-a9e8-77e4f7cd72f2.1774614176999
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Bugs Maytrix, Silverquill Swordsmith
about 1 year ago
i am begging for cis people to realize that this is the end goal; make existing in the public sphere fundamentally untenable for trans people such that we'll detransition/stay in the closet, or worse. it's never been about women's spaces, or the sanctity of sports, or Protecting The Youth
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This guy switching sides is like Chekhov's gun with a little post it note saying "don't forget: buy bullets" and it's hung on the wall pointing at a picture of a guy with an x drawn over his face
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26 days ago
Everyone loves to say that when you travel you shouldnāt just do the touristy stuff and should try to experience the authentic local culture, but when a European tries to experience American culture (spending your entire life in a car), everyone gets mad
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foaming pipe snake
26 days ago
pudding is the funniest dessert. one blop of sweet slorp please
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John Smillie
27 days ago
12.7M acres of solar is is about 82% of the solar required to decarbonize the US in the Net Zero America E+ scenario (there's wind and existing nuclear and stuff in there too, but that's the solar portion). Or we can have 5% of our gasoline displaced.
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Nitish Pahwa
29 days ago
once again I am compelled to mention that Bush v. Gore likely went down the way it did because Sandra Day O'Connor cooked her brain on talk radio
scholarlycommons.law.hofstra.edu/cgi/viewcont...
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Jim Teeth
about 1 month ago
This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. Iām an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.
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March, 19-21: God is a comedian
A stiff drink is recommended
https://no01.substack.com/p/march-19-21-god-is-a-comedian
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Madhu Pai, MD, PhD
about 1 month ago
An American physician, now practising medicine in Canada has some useful reflections "In Canada, where people donāt fear bankruptcy for seeking care, patients come in and they just talk to you, about doctor things. Thatās a profound relief, for them and me"
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I traded my U.S. medical career for life in Canada. Hereās how theā¦
The differences hit me immediately, and are profound.
https://canadahealthwatch.ca/2026/02/15/i-traded-my-u-s-medical-career-for-life-in-canada-heres-how-the-two-health-systems-stack-up-2
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Lauren Theisen
about 1 month ago
the new strategy for getting people to bet on sports is dressing it up in Wall Street jargon:
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It's Gambling | Defector
Whatās the difference between betting on sports and ātrading on a prediction market?ā For the gambler herself, very little. If you go on Kalshi, the suddenly ubiquitous āprediction marketā platform th...
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rob
about 1 month ago
i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!
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Hoodlum šŗšø
about 1 month ago
Reporter: āIf you could say something to Trump, what would it be?ā PA voter: āYou're a worthless pile of shit.ā Reporter: āHow many times did you vote for him?ā PA voter: āThree times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.ā
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
Who possibly could have seen the landmark Supreme Court decision of LEOPARDS v. PEOPLE'S FACES (2024) leading to this moment?
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Michael Hobbes
about 1 month ago
Why, after years of scrutiny, isnāt there any evidence that large numbers of children were given irreversible treatments without assessment? āThe journals are corrupt! And the doctors are corrupt! And the debate was suppressed! And the data is coming out any time now!ā Like listen to yourselves
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