I guess it's called the Magna Carta. I heard that and I said wow. But we're not going to have it anymore and we'll have something much better. And I think our royal subjects will be very happy

round here us maine folks know what’s good for us: psychic child-killing clowns and candidates we just found out about two months ago who pretend to not know what their nazi tattoo meant

I give a two star bonus to any movie that is a tight 90

the Triangle White Collar Factory

Yeah we’re looking annoyingly like when the western Roman Empire just stopped repairing bridges and paid taxes to the local protection racket while still writing letters to each other in increasingly bad Latin about how great everything is

American ranchers showing up at their local DSA meeting:

it's funny to see things like this every day, reflexively ask yourself "where is the limit," remember that "there are no limits" but then have your inner institutionalist say "but imagine if one day we do reach a limit lol"

pod save america: you know a poorly drawn skull is actually a buddhist symbol in some parts of the world

let's pose for a beautiful picture with mama

The thing about this is that there isn't enough money or supplication in the world for him. His whole thing is that he is Aggrieved with a capital A. He has spent his whole life feeling put down by others and he will never not feel that way. Not even sure he wants to.

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

yes girl spill the tea!! no you don't sound crazy at all right now, don't worry about it

It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.

the span of possibilities include a collapse of their administration, an explosion of state violence against peaceful protest, and business as usual inside a failing world hegemon until midterms. in face of this, all they know is screaming at cameras and quote dunking libs on microblogging websites.

they're getting on this website because they're running out of gas and understand that the juiciest segment of libs now exist on a platform that isn't owned by one of their oligarch allies. when faced with increasing uncertainty of their own power, all they understand is theatrics and the spectacle.

It's funny to see people ranking on the UK and Spain for calling their "No Kings" rallies "No Tyrants" instead, when America is too chicken to call it "No Fascists" even though the threat of us having a king is zero and the threat of us having fascism has already been realized

2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money

Given the almost universal malaise of liberal democracies, it amazes me that people still think that the way out is institutional reform. Mainstream parties have failed in all systems and far-right parties have succeeded in all systems. More importantly, people are dissatisfied in all systems.

This show is great and the next season looks extremely sick www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0q...

The regime is basically yanking out fistfuls of wires and smashing pipes with sledgehammers without a single regard for how anything works and eventually they are going to yank out the wrong wire or smash the wrong pipe and the whole system is going to shut down. And then what? Nothing good.

if someone threw a shuriken at my head I would angle it so that it struck my hypothalamus and triggered a second puberty causing me to become taller and stronger

The cops should be like the military: If they are to exist at all they must obey the will of the people as expressed through its chosen leadership. If they start trying to influence politics through this kind of cheap extortion they should be expelled and punished. The next batch will be loyal.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

40 years ago today.

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

the problem isn't the money. it's the power. and also they used the money to get the power but that's not important

Quick, someone poll the 4 things in this scary, scary agenda.

remember david pumpkins? that was like 10 years ago

I never tire of executives who do absolutely nothing and contribute a sum total of zero to a company asking the actual workers to justify how they spend every minute of the day

uhhhh no one told me tony diterlizzi is on here

I mean we do need to do something about social media poisoning everyone's brain but like cigarettes, alcohol, and nearly all drugs, I don't think simply "banning" it for people under a certain age is gonna do much, if anything. Like how does one propose to even enforce such a law?

It's fascinating how every trial run of a government-run "give money to people whose problems can be solved by simply giving them money" scheme turns out to have a tremendous return on investment on TOP of benefiting the recipients, and still it's like "ohhhh we don't know about this!! scary!!!"

it is 2030. bari weiss is in charge of all major hollywood studios. movies are exclusively about brave truthtelling women who are universally lauded for their courage of convictions to say you should be allowed to kill brown children if you want

“actual residents of chicago”? fascist dipshits living in a fantasy world of magical enemies and even more imaginary supporters

i don't think they should reopen the government. it's funny that they're already talking about figuring out how to pay the soldiery. your majesty the mercenaries are beginning to grumble about their wages but im sure it will be fine

Stephen Miller is a dangerous madman living in a world of his own making. I really can’t believe there isn’t more discourse around the madness we are witnessing each day.

i think anyone taught by ilan wurman ought to ask the university of minnesota law school for their money back

“Stop calling us fascists!! It’s insensitive!!”

I’m a girlboss gaslight gatekeeper but Taylor’s album is the musical version of the girls who live in NYC off their parents’ money and try to be literary It Girls writing essays about shaving their pussies before going to get extra dirty martinis with blue cheese olives at a bar they saw on TikTok

Mr. President, sir, it’s vital that you have ICE attempt to detain Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Everyone is saying it — it would own the libs so bad, if you very publicly attempted to arrest to one of the most popular musicians alive.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

I actually blame being shunted into the gifted program at my school for the fact that I have no friends from childhood and clinical anxiety.

Zohran's right, we need to stop Former Gifted Kids at the source

Has a single Republican been asked why, since their party controls both houses of Congress and the Presidency, they can't just pass whatever funding legislation they want and keep the government open?

I know this is not really the point but it is good to remember that Stephen Miller is a pampered rich kid and a career political operative who has never worked a real job in his life and has not experienced a moment of hardship since his existence began