I’m not picking sides but I think it was a huge mistake to launch a new party before there was owt to present. Months before membership could begin, even longer before a conference could be arranged. It created a vacuum & scrambling & I don’t understand why people are defending it.

Oh not a security fuckup, then Just a total breakdown of basic competency.

What in the fucking hell

I put it to every one of you that no one has ever, EVER, wanted to click on an email address in a spreadsheet and have it open the email program. Ever.

I really don't understand how the left or the right are so convinced they're correct and that everyone else is wrong! Anyway, have I told you about how I've found the perfect place in the middle where everyone is correct?

Unite the Dingdongs, more like

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

The YouTube Music algorithm gave me Bloodywood and now I'm utterly obsessed with these lads www.youtube.com/watch?v=nihF...

It’s today! Come see the video that almost broke me ☺️

I think this tweet is why people keep blocking me on here so I'm just gonna say that Lindsay Ellis has raised over half a million dollars for Palestinian children in about 4 days.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwpa... Watch this and give what you can

lol

So strange that the cancellations line for The Times are experiencing technical difficulties right now! What an unlucky man I am!

Got an email from Your Party today. Still no single mention of the abuses of trans people, and their socials include "Twitter". I'm not holding out much hope for them, tbh.

Just because as a society we have now moved on, doesn't mean that Ceiling Cat isn't still watching you masturbate

Centrism is a disease

If wrongheaded sickos get the option to skip intros in streaming services then I should have the option to auto-skip all skit tracks on albums

Ah I was worried this might be successful for a second, there

Listening to the latest Arcade Fire album is a painful experience. Even worse when songs like Mountains Beyond Mountains then come on your playlist and you're reminded what a massive gap there now is.

Try your very, very best to never give 2K any of your money.

Urgh, I'd forgotten Leeds were back up

This website will go the way of Twitter. I hope federated options get more accessible for everyone as it really feels like the only sustainable way.

"Plain language isn’t dumbing it down; it’s opening it up. It’s about respect. It's about access. When we speak in words everyone can understand, we honour the dignity of those we support." Quoting @openfuturelearning.bsky.social, with gratitude. #disability #neurodiversity #autism

Thanks for the Nazi furry video recommendations, YouTube. Very considerate.

Emulating muppet movement in Blender. Just 4 bones dragged around in realtime with the mouse.

"Soooo, which one of you is the husband in this marriage?" "Asking a lesbian couple that is like asking a pair of forks which one of them is the knife?" "Oh, sorry ..." "Anyway, it's her"

It's up to the public to mind their own business.

Perhaps the government should try arresting the water

Been away for a few days and the cat is furious at us. Still purring and demanding fusses but... fuming.

Just bought something that was labelled on the shelf with a price excluding VAT. What fresh hell is this

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Bill Maher: An Autopsy youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...

The Left Isn’t the Right. Here’s Why That’s Bad News for the Left By A. Centrist

We Did It. Commodore Is Home. With the final payment locking in the deal CEO Peri Fractic signed the final contracts in The Netherlands, officially acquiring all 47 original Commodore trademarks. After decades adrift, the brand is finally where it belongs - with fans. #WeAreCommodore commodore.net

“And remember, you’ll carry this for the rest of your life”* * or until the end of the Major govenrment, whichever is sooner

The bogus claim in Jurassic Park that T. Rex vision is "motion-based" isn't just absurd — it's liable to get someone killed

Sat in a field in the Isles of Scilly. Someone I was with had just bought an 80s ghetto blaster from a second hand shop and we were messing with it. Gary Kemp appeared out of nowhere and commented on how cool it was.

People who buy back a team member in Bridge of Lies make me physically sick. Pathetic.

Personally, I would have sacked him years ago for how he pronounces "pasta"

When the media are freaking out about “out of control spending” they are lying to your faces. Welfare isn’t “spending”, either. It’s an investment. ALL of that money goes back into the economy. Money leaves our economy when we let the rich hoard it & refuse to tax giant foreign companies properly.

Did they shoot any that fell?

BREAKING: "actor" just some stupid asshole

Just seen yer dad walk into a hairdressers with a logo like this

BREAKING: Two-time Olympic champion runner Caster Semenya wins a partial victory at the European Court of Human Rights in her seven-year legal fight against track and field’s sex eligibility rules.

I feel like I'm starting to get my social media balance right. Mastodon for day to day stuff on development and open source etc and Bluesky for when some Tory cunt croaks it.

Has he tried not being dead? Maybe he should get on his bike and look for being alive.

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