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youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano
oh my god scott adams died hell yeah
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A sponsor has completely ghosted me without payment after I completed the video, and indiegogo still hasn't paid out. I am extremely broke right now! Please consider buying merch:
hoots-hootman-shop.fourthwall.com
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Hoots Hootman
The official website and shop of Hoots Hootman. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
https://hoots-hootman-shop.fourthwall.com/
about 4 hours ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
6 days ago
"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
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in wicked the book fiyero is kidnapped and implied to be murdered like 30 years before dorothy comes to oz but in the musical elphaba commits to riding that burlap cock for the rest of her life
6 days ago
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there's a guy in my gym who slams the weights too much and i really want to tell him he needs to go lighter
8 days ago
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at some point people started taking that pithy "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" quote very literally and i think it was just someone being facetious about the scientific method idk
10 days ago
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i'm gonna need one of those mcdonalds hamburgers to extrajudicial him
10 days ago
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K. Chen
10 days ago
This is persuading me in the opposite of the intended direction honestly.
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i'm sorry i went to bed early last night - did we fucking bomb venezuela and kidnap their president???
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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI
11 days ago
Listen we can all admit it was funny when they dumped all that cop blood on Carrie
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That's actually dope as hell.
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11 days ago
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people on twitter say that bluesky doesn't have the sauce but the truth that no one seems to want to point out is that twitter doesn't have the sauce anymore either. we are living in a new sauceless reality.
11 days ago
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in 2026 sincerity is in. say what you fucking mean, we might all be dead soon.
12 days ago
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just was in front of patton oswalt in line at the gelsons. in 2017, almost ten years ago, i saw him while i was working at a barnes and nobles. that is all.
12 days ago
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I love you guys! Today is the last day to give late pledges for After Titanic! Happy New Year!
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13 days ago
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About 24 more hours!!
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14 days ago
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i hope they never stop making knives out movies until rian johnson and daniel craig are dead
15 days ago
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"After Titanic" is still collecting late pledges until January 1! If you can help, please back this project that I'll be starting in the New Year!
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25 days ago
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Hey! I just opened a merch store! And from now until the end of the first week of the New Year, I'm running a sale. I'll slowly be adding more things to it, so make sure to check back.
hoots-hootman-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/HAPPY2...
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Hoots Hootman
The official website and shop of Hoots Hootman. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
https://hoots-hootman-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/HAPPY2026
16 days ago
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my bf and i keep the same cartoon show playing in our house all the time and restart it every time it finishes can't wait to find out what mental illness we share
18 days ago
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merry christmas, everyone.
19 days ago
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
22 days ago
I don’t care.
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i'm sick please donate to my indiegogo
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23 days ago
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I am sick for the third time in a month. 🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year .🎶
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23 days ago
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I think I'm sick for the third time in a month
24 days ago
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"After Titanic" is still collecting late pledges until January 1! If you can help, please back this project that I'll be starting in the New Year!
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25 days ago
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Patrons and channel members now have access to my [Sidebar] on American Girls!
28 days ago
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ten mins!
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28 days ago
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Rori!
28 days ago
Please show some support for my sister in maritime disaster 💜 "After Titanic" sounds amazing. After doing so much research the last year-and-a-half, it's going to be lovely to hear about the aftermath of the most famous sinking in history.
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At 11:00, I'm gonna stream Mermaid Mission: Titanic in an effort to collect late pledges for my upcoming podcast series, "After Titanic"!
youtube.com/live/O6dnMaE...
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Let's sink the Titanic
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
https://youtube.com/live/O6dnMaEZSfg?feature=share
28 days ago
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MonriaTitans
29 days ago
@hoots.bsky.social
| Hoots Hootman: "MrBeast's Crumbling Food Empire" |
#MrBeastBurger
#Lunchly
#Feastables
#TasteTest
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MrBeast's Crumbling Food Empire
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guuQE2zLlvE
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oh today is just a horrible day
30 days ago
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Jessica Ellis
30 days ago
I can’t think of a film in the entire canon that appeals to an audience’s sense of innocence more than THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He knew you had it in you, even if you were outwardly afraid of the kissing stuff. He knew Gordy needed a Chris to tell him he could be great. He knew Sally needed a Harry.
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that picture of her in the lower thumbnail is so funny because who the fuck is that lol its not erika kirk
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30 days ago
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A. Marmot 🌱
30 days ago
Islamophobia is such that within two days, white supremacists invented a white man named Edward Crabtree to cover up the Muslim man who *actually* stopped the Bondi shooting (Ahmed al Ahmed), while also spreading false claims of a Muslim shooter at Brown shouting "Allahu Akbar"
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Kelly
30 days ago
The man who stopped one of the Bondi Beach shooters is Ahmed El Ahmad, a Muslim man and 43 year old father of two. He risked his life to save others, and reminded all of us that not all heroes wear capes. He was shot twice and is in the hospital having surgery. Please remember this man’s name.
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Farrukh
30 days ago
ABC News Australia doing what BBC News haven't done yet, name the Bondi Beach hero: Inala Cooper, "What I was reflecting on this morning was the footage of the civilian, the unarmed man, Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner"
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Sarah and Neilly's most recent video is so wonderful and please support the Ko-Fi they set up that I'm gonna link below...
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Borders
YouTube video by The Leftist Cooks
https://youtu.be/tEFOUP866ls?si=qHCPXwQlsqKVylMw
about 1 month ago
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in the bleak midwinter is an annoying christmas carol
about 1 month ago
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ok im gonna take my cranky little ass to the gym
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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there's like two toys on the island of misfit toys that suck and the rest are fucking sick as hell??? a polka dot elephant??? a cowboy on an ostrich???? a sick ass fucking lion with black angel wings and a crown?????? be for real
about 1 month ago
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The indiegogo campaign for After Titanic has been approved for late pledges, so we'll be collecting pledges for a few more days! If you missed the window to back the campaign the first time round, you can still help out!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
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about 1 month ago
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Nina
about 1 month ago
We are live!
www.youtube.com/live/8bELdcg...
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Parker Molloy
about 1 month ago
*screams*
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A. Marmot 🌱
10 months ago
such a classic scene
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Kirsten Bladh
about 1 month ago
“Drunk and drugged driving is now so common in car-centric California that drivers routinely rack up four, five, six DUIs. One woman in Fresno just got her 16th.”
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The indiegogo campaign for After Titanic has been approved for late pledges, so we'll be collecting pledges for a few more days! If you missed the window to back the campaign the first time round, you can still help out!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
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about 1 month ago
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The Next Day
about 1 month ago
The two top uses for Disney IP will be porn and slurs.
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