there's a guy in my gym who slams the weights too much and i really want to tell him he needs to go lighter

You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty

at some point people started taking that pithy "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" quote very literally and i think it was just someone being facetious about the scientific method idk

i'm gonna need one of those mcdonalds hamburgers to extrajudicial him

This is persuading me in the opposite of the intended direction honestly.

i'm sorry i went to bed early last night - did we fucking bomb venezuela and kidnap their president???

Listen we can all admit it was funny when they dumped all that cop blood on Carrie

That's actually dope as hell.

people on twitter say that bluesky doesn't have the sauce but the truth that no one seems to want to point out is that twitter doesn't have the sauce anymore either. we are living in a new sauceless reality.

in 2026 sincerity is in. say what you fucking mean, we might all be dead soon.

just was in front of patton oswalt in line at the gelsons. in 2017, almost ten years ago, i saw him while i was working at a barnes and nobles. that is all.

I love you guys! Today is the last day to give late pledges for After Titanic! Happy New Year!

About 24 more hours!!

i hope they never stop making knives out movies until rian johnson and daniel craig are dead

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my bf and i keep the same cartoon show playing in our house all the time and restart it every time it finishes can't wait to find out what mental illness we share

merry christmas, everyone.

I don’t care.

i'm sick please donate to my indiegogo

I am sick for the third time in a month. 🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year .🎶

I think I'm sick for the third time in a month

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Patrons and channel members now have access to my [Sidebar] on American Girls!

ten mins!

Please show some support for my sister in maritime disaster 💜 "After Titanic" sounds amazing. After doing so much research the last year-and-a-half, it's going to be lovely to hear about the aftermath of the most famous sinking in history.

At 11:00, I'm gonna stream Mermaid Mission: Titanic in an effort to collect late pledges for my upcoming podcast series, "After Titanic"! youtube.com/live/O6dnMaE...

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oh today is just a horrible day

I can’t think of a film in the entire canon that appeals to an audience’s sense of innocence more than THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He knew you had it in you, even if you were outwardly afraid of the kissing stuff. He knew Gordy needed a Chris to tell him he could be great. He knew Sally needed a Harry.

that picture of her in the lower thumbnail is so funny because who the fuck is that lol its not erika kirk

Islamophobia is such that within two days, white supremacists invented a white man named Edward Crabtree to cover up the Muslim man who *actually* stopped the Bondi shooting (Ahmed al Ahmed), while also spreading false claims of a Muslim shooter at Brown shouting "Allahu Akbar"

The man who stopped one of the Bondi Beach shooters is Ahmed El Ahmad, a Muslim man and 43 year old father of two. He risked his life to save others, and reminded all of us that not all heroes wear capes. He was shot twice and is in the hospital having surgery. Please remember this man’s name.

ABC News Australia doing what BBC News haven't done yet, name the Bondi Beach hero: Inala Cooper, "What I was reflecting on this morning was the footage of the civilian, the unarmed man, Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner"

Sarah and Neilly's most recent video is so wonderful and please support the Ko-Fi they set up that I'm gonna link below...

in the bleak midwinter is an annoying christmas carol

ok im gonna take my cranky little ass to the gym

there's like two toys on the island of misfit toys that suck and the rest are fucking sick as hell??? a polka dot elephant??? a cowboy on an ostrich???? a sick ass fucking lion with black angel wings and a crown?????? be for real

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such a classic scene

“Drunk and drugged driving is now so common in car-centric California that drivers routinely rack up four, five, six DUIs. One woman in Fresno just got her 16th.”

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The two top uses for Disney IP will be porn and slurs.

i was a pretty loud disney adult because i thought they genuinely made good movies but now that they've been in their slop era for roughly the last 15 years and they're in a committed relationship with a slop machine i'm starting to think maybe there's gonna be no waking sleeping beauty this time

MrBeast's Crumbling Food Empire by @hoots.bsky.social

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oh this managed to make me hate jimmy and his cronies even more