Who's your favourite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

To have left this earth a better place for having been here is a fate divinely to be wished

A life magnificently lived.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Seeing the 'Muricans going on about out of shape soldiers inspired me. A quick paint job on Pvt Godfrey of the Home Guard #minis

A gentleman. Always was.

Dear Americans, there is in fact an excellent reason why we laugh at Nazis with lists

Good morning! Have a great week, I hope you enjoy yourself as much as Lesley Judd does on this electric horse.

👀 ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ 🏆 #RyderCup

Is it sausages and chips?

Rosie you magnificent man!

Periodical reminder that these American cunts are rowdy on the back of 3.5% lager and the thought of guns.

Marc Maron:

“Facebook’s own researchers found that “64% of all extremist group joins are due to our recommendation tools”, an internal report in 2016 found.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Dress for the job you want

Massive congrats and infinite respect to the England women's rugby team on becoming world champions! Presumably those bigging up the spraying St George flags on roundabouts all summer are loudly celebrating right now? Because if not, that suggests it wasn't about patriotism at all.

Change a movie by adding a word: Glory Holes

You are not a patriot if your associates sell out your country to Russia. You are not a patriot if your associates brag about annexing Commonwealth territory. You are not a patriot if you advocate for policies that impoverish & weaken your country.

There seems to be some *confusion* among Reform supporters over Nathan Gill being one of them “But, but, Reform didn’t exist when he took his Russian bribes” “But, but he was in UKIP” “But, but it has nothing to do with Farage, he barely knew the guy” So here’s a little history lesson 👍🏼🧵 1/14

Grill Farage on this, you supine media wankers. He's been allowed to speak about anything but the Ukraine conflict for way too fucking long.

“Let’s call it for what it is: bullshit. The truth is, politicians have talked about little else but immigration for decades and in the most dehumanising ways. Polanski added: “Stop the boats’ is all we hear. Well, today I'm saying ‘stop the bullshit’.” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Saw a master at work tonight. Mr Bill Bailey. A true national treasure.

Imagine your political ideology made you not want to look at Jessica Chastain, though. Wouldn't be worth living.

For what it's worth, my take on the new Bond film being an origin story...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Post a duo

It would be good if this was matched with a call for embedding critical thinking skills in primary and secondary education across Europe.

This is what Harold Wilson said in reply to Enoch Powell's 'River of Blood' speech. Oh to have politicians of this calibre again. Imagine Starmer saying this?

*taps sign*

Helping with GCSE physics homework.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐

Rapture's off. Sorry.

How Long Should You Keep Taking Antidepressants? thecosmicshamblesnet... A science-based retort to the constant refrain that you need to 'get off those pills' if you take antidepressants. #Depression #MentalHealth #Medication #PillShaming

Anyone been sucked off by a higher power yet?

When you're playing Marvel Snap and the usernames align perfectly. Cannonball!

#GoodMorning my fellow traveller’s on this wonderful blue planet. Remember don’t be someone you’re not. Be the person you are and be the best person at it. Some days will be good others it won’t, never stop trying. Have a great day DMs open if you need to talk. #Tuesday

And a 'cup' as a recipe measurement

Autism isn’t caused by medicine. Claims that paracetamol in pregnancy causes autism are false. We do not need to prevent or cure autism. Autistic people are valuable. Great guidance here from @contactfamilies.bsky.social for anyone who is worried or concerned with the news today.

Reform is racist. Let’s just say it. Loudly and often. They’re racist. Don’t take them on on how they plan to fund their nonsense. They don’t care. They don’t say it because they’ve worked it out. They say it for headlines and for voters who want prejudice as policy. They’re racist. They’re failure.

It’s only the Rapture if it’s sourced from the Heaven’s Gate region, otherwise it’s just sparkling lift-off.

Bluesky, just here to say I appreciate you when things are otherwise no laughing matter

If you vote for Reform, if you think they have a point, if you are even considering voting for them, you're a racist. No excuses, no exceptions. Fucking sick of it. Own what you are.

Did anybody consider not endlessly platforming fascism until it became normalised? Just fucking wondering.

What I’m wearing to The Rapture

Should've got Rolf to do it.

Apparently Tomorrow, 23rd September is the Rapture.

Absolutely beautiful

BREAKING NEWS: President attends Horst Wessel Memorial

Convince people you're good at throwing stuff by walking around a fairground holding a coconut.