guy who gets so stressed by his correspondence he rips out all his hair. mail pattern baldness

the immediate pivot to friendly "thank you guys" to the volunteers and re-pivot back to telling off the anti-abortion guy is just *chef's kiss*

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

They’re kids!

Edit him out of Earth. Would be most fitting after the 🌎 Cup.

Can Spain please edit him out of the white house?

Fuck you, Israel.

Can't really call Messi the GOAT with only one World Cup. Pelé got three

there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina

is Spain accepting a trip to the White House?????

We left the civilized world. They owe us nothing.

Dear World, please don’t leave us. We had so much fun! 😭

Parabéns, Cabo Verde 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻

Gloria eterna a Cabo Verde.

So does Cabo Verde come out during the trophy ceremony and use their Money in the Bank case to play Spain in another 90 for the Cup right now?

Cabo Verde o MAIOR protagonista dessa copa

This really was, deadass, unironically, Cabo Verde's World Cup. - Only team that Spain didn't beat - Cabo Verde scored on Argentina as many times as Spain + England did combined.

Viva Cabo Verde btw, absolute lads

Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo.

Homenaje a Cabo Verde, único equipo que no perdió contra España en esta Copa del Mundo.

They're killing us and will use our deaths as another reason we don't deserve to be allowed to live.

For students, AI is a de-skilling issue. As someone else noted, for faculty, it’s uncompensated additional labor with little guidance from Admin.

@marcelias.bsky.social, gave you a shoutout at every-Saturday 4 Corners Protest, Lenexa KS.

biblically accurate

that time of the month where it feels like everyone i love hates me

would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?

when a white person shows you their absolutely ungodly sunburn that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

I mean anyone who isn’t still wearing a mask on the underground is an idiot, and the fact the air quality down there is garbage is only one of the reasons.

A dry, bureaucratic proposal would give political appointees unprecedented control over grant funding, the method through which scientists receive federal money to perform groundbreaking space research.

One might say they need to get their head in the game

Reading is resistance. ✌🏻

Depiction of my dog Jasmin in the park

We're all Jasmin.

I should get blackout contacts

They didn’t in the 80’s, so that’s part of the joke.

kylegordonisgreat on different platforms. The full music video comes out in 10 minutes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBm...

Telling my kids this is Vampire Weekend

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

breaking breaking breaking again and again and again i am dust i am sediment i am not some cohesive whole i am repairs on top of repairs and i am sewn up along the seams i break along and so are you there has never been such a thing as "not broken"

database boobs. memories are stored in the mammaries

ruined my pool, I thought this was Diddy's year

Dang they really got a category for everything

Classics programs being closed across the globe. Meanwhile poised to be the year's biggest blockbuster:

Check out Siobhan Roberts’s NYT article about truncated icosahedra and more—featuring a bunch of photos of Jon-Paul Wheatley’s hand-stitched soccer balls. (12p.com) ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️

I lie to the students I tutor when I say “I mean it’s not like I sit around doing math”

And when you factor in disability and the bullshit poverty that comes with it, wheeeew! Get me off this ride!

you know shit is fucked when its cheaper to order food than it would be to buy groceries and make it yourself

(for some reason, this quote post keeps getting censored whenever i press ‘post.’) more to the point, you can get yourself essentially assaulted at a cheaper school. 😪