What is it about cycling that turns people into entitled dicks. I don’t give a shit if you aren’t using an engine you don’t get to go through red lights at a pedestrian crossing and act like the pedestrians are in the wrong

I'm a sucker for an underdog story. Arthur Ferry, 23, is ranked 114 in the world. He got a wildcard to play at Wimbeldon, and yet he knocked out the world No 10 today, in straight sets, winning the 3rd 6-0, and is going to play in the *semi-final* on Friday....holy shit lad.

I enjoy streaming TV and getting not one, not two, but three consecutive adverts for gambling firms. Two of the same brand in a row, no less. But please tell me how having adverts for snacks is worse.

Indie studios and solo devs are constantly talking about how impossible it is for them in this climate, they also need investment, they also need the industry generally to be healthy. So this "who cares about AAA anyway?" crap I keep seeing is as clueless as it is crass.

Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...

Can't get over how tragic it is that King Henry VIII missed out on potatoes by just a few brief years. He would have bloody loved chips. 😞

I try not to use the word too much but at what point did Labour deciding being the biggest pile of cunts was their strategy to winning? It’s like their biggest takeaway from Martin Niemöller’s poem was to not go in order and just go after them all at the same time.

For me Doomsday is where Nu-Who peaked. Big moment, two iconic adversaries pitted against each other and not only did it pay off, it did so with charm, cheese and fun. Everything you could want out of a Dr Who special.

porn-addicted surgeon post-surgery: nooo what are u doing sep-sis

one of my biggest pet peeves is games where the last round is worth so many points that it makes the original rounds pointless

Odyssey reviews sound amazing - can't wait to see it! Bigger, bolder, more epic than ever - that's what I want from an Odyssey movie. And on the casting choices, well: www.edrith.co.uk/p/lets-talk-...

Their equivalent to the Labour party is trying to defend the selection of a man who chose to get a Nazi tattoo and is looking to be a danger to women. The UK having joke candidates is a sign of a healthy democracy. The US voted in Trump a 2nd time. Nothing we do is as ridiculous as that.

There does need to be harsh penalties for calling a By-Election. Caerphilly had to happen because the MP died in office. Burnham and Farage’s publicity stunts have made more a mockery of the British electoral system than Count Binface could ever hope to achieve.

Binface has dropped out due to a tattoo of Oscar the Grouch

The Government must block Nigel Farage’s resignation until the Standards Commissioner finishes investigating him. The people of Clacton deserve the full facts. If a by-election does go ahead, all parties should stand aside. We cannot give oxygen to this vanity project.

I think Plaid Cymru should stand in Clacton.

@shadowtodd.bsky.social just in case there’s a second super cut, at 2:07 is this too short to be a “Songs that stop on the word stop”? youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I?...

We’re getting a Jan 6th riot when they award the trophy

Found out what @queerash.bsky.social’s day job is. Running the official Scooby Doo account.

This is the thing with polling mentality. If I ask you for your opinion on a given topic you are likely going to give me an assertive answer. If I ask you to tell me what’s bothering you, that given topic probably won’t be in the top ten

Heirbnb.

You, a fool: it's from all the shouting during the match! Me, a knower: Dry mouth and throat is a side effect of Viagra

Got to lose about a stone and a half in three months because I’m getting fat shamed by an animatronic. There’s a big robot you can pilot in Japan with a maximum participation weight if 91kg. I’m too fat to ride A FUCKING GIANT MECHA!!!!

and now for the hard graft of changing my WhatsApp username to “Mexico 2-3 England” and messaging everyone I know who went to bed

He footed so hard his balls dropped

I've been inside a fair few Greggs *someone whispers in my ear* what do you mean it's a bakery chain

I’m liking the implication that Gregg’s Mexican food is at all remotely Mexican.

Could someone please explain to the @nytimes.com that if we stopped to celebrate every country that has broken free from our tyrannical grasp, we’d never get any work done. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/04/w...

This is the thing I can’t get my head around for antisemitism and transphobia is how it impacts every aspect of their worldview. If you’re racist you’re a twat but I can at least understand the need to be superior to others. The Iranian government are the good guys/victims? You’ve lost me

Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.

I was reading Margaret Weiss & Tracey Hickman as well as William King. I might as well be picking my starter Digimon

If you didn’t tell me she was trying to pronounce Socceroos I would’ve thought she was pronouncing the name of an Egyptian player

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

The BBC should send the cheque by Evri

If I were Burnham: *Give HMRC a high street enforcement special unit and sell it to the public as "like that Steve Coogan thing Jim fell asleep watching on Netflix last night but for dodgy shops" *Shove the Companies House fee up to £250 and use all the extra money to get them to DO SOME CHECKS

Instead of penalties, they should remove one player every two minutes AND add one ball every five minutes until someone scores

England is too small a country to have this many regions

This is Agnosticism 101. If you want to use your religion to oppose a law, you must first prove, with falsifiability, your god(s) exist, otherwise your claim has no authority.

It’s Trad Wife Misery, and if that doesn’t deserve a low budget indie horror I don’t know what does.

Regional politics: Keep your enemies close, keep your blood feuds even closer.

Charles II: Did you finish that statue of the Archangel Michael defeating the devil? Luisa Roldán: Si y yo hice la Diablo real fucking sexy, just like you asked

@briangaar.bsky.social so you three going to be brave enough to talk about wiggle physics?

Fucking hell

@gailsimone.bsky.social Godzilla’s had enough of you gail posting about his broccoli bush and is sending his kids up

– gentlemen, we appear to have a sizm – umm, it’s pronounced skizm – no, sizm – I agree with him. It’s skizm – no no no, definitely sizm – gentlemen, we appear to have two sizms