Is a shit sandwich actually a sandwich? Once you add shit to something, that something becomes shit, be it bread or compliments so does it retain enough non-shit properties to be a sandwich?

Sultana, Polanksi and co think Starmer is Blair Badenoch and Farage think he is Corbyn The country meanwhile are largely smarter than any of them so realise Starmer is capable of being a bit shit all by himself

When we said Trump should've been more like Ghandi if he wanted a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, we should've specified not Civilization Ghandi

soothing the president with AI generated footage of explosions seems like an ethical high pressure use case of the technology

New Iran peace proposal: 1. In spirit of forgiveness, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei to headline Wireless Festival 2027

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Can't think of a better way to discourage people from using Bluesky than endless discourse about why people don't like using Bluesky.

I repeat a post I made a while back. The BBC used to employ professionally trained actors for amateur dramatics productions and it was all the better for it.

Add a food to a movie title Rocky Road

This is important and it’s one of my big issues with the review and subsequent reporting. The assessment process is not concerned with What you do, it’s the Why and How that’s important. We are not diagnosed based on symptoms, we are diagnosed on what is likely causing those symptoms.

That’s a level of pettiness I can get behind

So the new Supergirl trailer is pretty much this with Lobo and a bit of John Wick so yeah, I like the look of it youtu.be/zeO067RcLes?...

Corruption I can handle, incompetence? Nah. Not only have FIFA had 8 years to sort this out, agreeing to a tax deal should be a pre-requisite before handing any country the World Cup www.theguardian.com/football/202...

looking forward to the next poll about if people want to visit the Moon with 70% giving their reason for saying No as "don't want to deal with Microsoft Outlook"

This is a rabbit hole I’m forcing myself not to go down. First time I’ve seen the music video for A-Ha’s Sun Always Shines on TV and it finishes the narrative set in Take On Me. This can’t be the first time two consecutive pop videos share a plot? (This is A-Ha’s best song) youtu.be/a3ir9HC9vYg?...

I do think that legally bands should have to play at least 10 dates on a "UK tour" which includes a date in every country of the UK. They should also have to have at least two support acts, ideally one of those being a local band. Too much bullshit London/Bristol/Leeds or Manchester tours going on

Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine, which was rightly condemned by the West, has led to it occupying 20% of the country. Israel has announced a buffer zone, a second zone, and additional evacuation zones that would amount to 19% of Lebanon's territory. Yet that's just "keeping control"

It’s one of those days where I could really use a drink but I wasted my alcohol allowance on rewarding myself for doing some manual labour over the weekend. Bugger.

Little bit of light entertainment to brighten the day youtu.be/_JL7NAGSf-0?...

Reading about the making of John Boorman's Deliverance and you know that scene where Lewis (Burt Reynolds) somersaults into the waterfall...?

Because of the specific wording used here I’m wondering how long until “I didn’t know she was born female, I said/did those things because they presented female” becomes the standard defence Don’t harass people you find attractive, you twats. www.gov.uk/government/n...

Given how much rummaging he’s done in the couch he was bound to either find the remote or Christ

@crunchyroll.com has to be one of the most incompetent companies out there. Sends an email advising of an offer. Click on offer “You’re ineligible” with no explanation given. A week later sends you another email, still ineligible with no explanation. Don’t send me an offer you know I can’t use!

This exemplifies what’s wrong with the situation. Are there people using spousal visas to fraudulently enter and remain in the UK? Yes Does that justify treating every spousal visa as fraudulent? No It’s amputating the whole arm so you don’t need to do expensive and complex surgery on the wrist.

War Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? My vow of celibacy Yeah!

Watching a Woman of Substance and the most preposterous thing is they have these three waif maids, proper skinny, then they show their day jobs. Sorry but no, they should be buff and going on Gladiators.

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only

Or for improved efficiency, use a powerwasher instead of a hammer. Two birds one splash

Louis Theroux: I was on Arrakis spending time with a young man who’d recently moved into a cave and taken on the mantle of a messianic desert leader, Paul or as his followers called him, Muad'Dib.

The one thing people never warn you about when you have kids is how much time you waste watching other people’s kids. This kickboxing grading has already been an hour, I’ve seen my son for 5 minutes at best

One positive I will say about the ME war. Imagine if we found out the US military were this shit when we were actually being invaded

Weebhammer 40k

He’s not going to do to well at the roundtable

Holy shit, y’all, they got the train station to sign up for Celebrity Traitors

Does anyone have the contact details for Vin Diesel’s agent. Got an idea for a new Fast and the Furious movie. *Vin Diesel driving his mustang through Sam Altman’s house to steal memory for the family PC* Fast and Furious : RAM Raid

Hypothesis: This woman is being deliberately wound up by the kids she’s cracking the whip on

@quietriotpod.bsky.social so…tree planting isn’t just woke, it’s gender neutral trees woke #wokeydokey youtu.be/kfoWEOQA00g

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

Never considered a taxonomy of public spending schemes before but now, everything is @igmansfield.bsky.social 's a taxonomy of public spending schemes www.edrith.co.uk/p/a-taxonomy...

The "right-wing version of ' #neurodiversity' does not include people with intellectual disabilities or anything else that may require substantial disability support. Instead, it is narrowly applied to those whose differences can be of use." By @slooterman.bsky.social: 19thnews.org/2026/03/nick...

I’ve said before that I can sympathise with parents having regrettable thoughts during desperate times. But I can’t forgive the airing of this clip which shows her saying these thoughts out loud, calmly, feet away from her daughter. The message is: autistic kids can’t understand, aren’t listening

I don’t think we spend enough time talking about the true attack on masculinity, moulded plugs. It’s a silly thing but one of the first bits of DIY I was taught by my dad was to wire a plug, it’s the first thing I taught my daughter. You can’t do that with moulded plugs

A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”.

Newyddion ofnadwy o drist 😢Rodd y cyfnod 2005-10 yn un caled,ond heb hyn does dim llwyddiant yn ‘16.Cyfraniad Tosh i bêl droed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 yn enfawr / Really sad news 😢The 2005-10 period was tough,but without it there’s no success in ‘16.Tosh’s contribution to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 footy is huge ⚽️❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Everyone’s focusing on Dumbledore but I’d put my money on any adult in the 50-60 range. Once you’ve hit mid to late 70’s you’ve weeded out the guys with weaker hearts and prostates. John Lithgow won’t be in the first 5 deaths.

DEI training in the workplace has got nothing on AI promotion in the workplace. The least they could do is have a dead behind the eyes AI generated waifu and Shrek giving this training

I think stories like this should have to include the joke or slur they’re referencing.

Epic Games firing 1000 people may seem cruel, greedy or a sign of poor management but we have to face the facts: it’s not like Fortnite is the most popular game in the world. Tough choices have to made for up and coming indie projects from small developers like this to be allowed to thrive

The British voting system is 3 guys making the rest eat dogfood because the other 7 couldn’t just vote for pizza, they had to vote for specific toppings.

I’m taking the opposite track and suggesting we apply this happy birthday logic to other aspects of a person’s life. For example when introducing a football pundit we should refer to the hypothetical number of appearances they would’ve had if they hadn’t retired from the game.