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Already better than at least half the Phish Sphere shows lol

Jacob Misiorowski's electric fastball was on full display tonight against the Yankees 🔥

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

More courage in this one minute clip than most national Democratic leaders.

Supposedly fiction.

102. Gas. See ya Judge.

There had been 3 fastballs by a starting pitching at 103+ mph *total* in the pitch tracking era (since 2008). One belonged to Jacob Misiorowski. Miz just threw seven. In the first inning alone.

CC Sabathia has always been one of my favorites. Seen a few stories about him over the years, and he's always cool. Friend of Bill W too.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Man, Embiid ends up on the ground more than any player I've ever seen in my life. It's surreal.

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I couldn't do this every day, but having Skip back on First Take today after ten yrs is fucking hysterical. They are debating Tim Tebow right now, and I am in tears laughing

The average American has three friends.

literally every player in OKC’s rotation would start for the Lakers. the only available Laker who would crack OKC’s rotation is 41 years old

Woke up this morning to the news that a good friend of mine took her life yesterday afternoon. Just saw her last week. It is, uhh, too much to process at the moment. Truly awful. Just make sure you check on people, and reach out if you need help.

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Haven’t enjoyed a spider meeting a pig this much since Charlotte’s Web

Actual video: bsky.app/profile/hoop...

He is not in this frame. He's going to get this rebound and dunk it.

I’m glad the fabric of society held up long enough that I get to see Shaolin Wemby good grief

This Spurs game is over. I'm turning on hockey.

a quarter of republican men are so committed to the bit that they won’t say they could kick the ass of an octogenarian whose only regular exercise is running scared

OBAMA: A good policy that I'd like to see followed is that the president shouldn't have a bunch of side hustles that companies and foreign entities can invest in COLBERT: How much of that is just jealousy that you didn't think of selling sneakers?

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You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Johnny Gill:

"The Greatest Comic Character Of All Time Is J. Wellington Wimpy," by Tom Spurgeon www.comicsreporter.com/index.php/br...

James Harden committed 7 turnovers & made 6 field goals in Game 1, the third time he's had more turnovers than made shots this postseason. 29th time in his playoff career.

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Schröder was about to get tossed there. Gotta get him away from the ref!

Wow. Maple Leafs with the number one pick!

Can't get much easier for Saka

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Celebrate American Family Field’s 25th Anniversary with an Alumni Legends Game featuring Brewers alumni, discounts, autographs, & more Legends include Ryan Braun, Corey Hart, Ben Sheets, Richie Sexson, Yovani Gallardo, Eric Thames, & more → http://brewers.com/legendsgame

Turk Wendell STUNS In Sheer Look At Mets Gala

Yes.

Munetaka Murakami crushes home run No. 14, tying Aaron Judge for the MLB lead. He took this 98.1 mph four-seamer from José Soriano and hit it 429 feet.

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive and stunning all the haters in RESPLENDENT Stella McCartney as he enters the Met Gala--serving looks, settling scores, and owning the red carpet!

Chris Finch says Anthony Edwards is IN tonight.

Taking Sixers tonight

Jackson Chourio just doubled on his first swing of 2026...

As usual, Pinhead stuns at the Met Gala.

This is beautiful

The Chicago Tribune won the Pulitzer Prize for local reporting Monday for its coverage of Operation Midway Blitz, the Trump administration’s immigration enforcement mission in the Chicago area last fall.

They're expanding the Pulitzer bracket to 76 dumbasses next year and I intend to qualify.

In case were wondering: The Brewers are hitting .209/.302/.300 with the bases empty. That’s good for a 74 wRC+ or 29th in the league. With runners in scoring position they’re hitting .291/.395/.455, which is a 136 wRC+. That’s 2nd in the league. This is absurd by even their standards.

This one is delicious!

And now the Wild come right back!!!