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Please stop changing the arrow directing guests to the orgy den. It has made things very awkward in the keno room.

One month ago today. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

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That makes sense.

Empathy is our collective superpower ...

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That's how you turn a childhood taunt into a term of endearment

It never fails.

That sounds rough.

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Prices may be up nationwide but we have not raised the price on a $10 bet in years

Alma Montague, 28, didn’t ask to be born, but has now had to endure multiple tuneless choruses of Happy Birthday from family, friends and, worst of all, colleagues.

That's so wholesome.

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That's so interesting.

Canadians wonder how close to Mother’s Day you can ask Mom for money

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Hmm… 🤔 the research speaks for itself.

No good, long, pointless story should ever go unfinished

I knew it ...

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