FOODS WHERE THE FAKE VERSION IS UNQUESTIONABLY BETTER THAN THE REAL VERSION: 1. Cranberry sauce 2. Peanut butter 3. Maple syrup

STAR WARS ------------- LAST JEDI ROGUE ONE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK CLONE WARS (TARTAKOVSKY) ------------- REVENGE OF THE SITH RETURN OF THE JEDI ------------- PHANTOM MENACE FORCE AWAKENS SOLO ------------- ATTACK OF THE CLONES RISE OF SKYWALKER CLONE WARS (FILONI)

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

This could have used a second pass

Don't dream it's over gotta be one of the best songs for running up some stairs outside in autumn

i really like watching sports

You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.

My opinion that always remains unchanged no matter who gets shot or does the shooting is that we should repeal the 2nd amendment and take everyone's guns away

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

happy labor day

One of the many reasons that the Minnesota State Fair is the best state fair is that the food is not all about trying to give you a heart attack. It's about showcasing the states diversity and liberal cultural values WHILE trying to give you a heart attack

Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman becomes the first woman to lie in state along with her husband Mark and dog Gilbert. The line outside the Minnesota State Capitol fills the mall. More on @tptAlmanac @tpt

Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government. That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

makes your teeth hurt with how pretty it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8...

fully Minnesota-pilled

Hook it into my veins. Made Tottenham a global club. Stayed and won something. Just everything sports are about.

Tottenham Hotspur

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

ok, it's been a good 24 hours, it's time to admit the biggest sin of this year's oscars is not any of the mediocre winners but that challengers was not nominated at all

i walked away from anora left uneasy by the ending, and i thought this essay did a good job of exploring why the whole movie is kind of hollow angelfoodmag.com/romance-labor

DUNE: PART TWO THE SUBSTANCE ——————————————— I’M STILL HERE NICKEL BOYS ——————————————— THE BRUTALIST CONCLAVE ——————————————— A COMPLETE UNKNOWN WICKED ——————————————— EMILIA PÉREZ ANORA

I have watched this a disturbing number of times today

Going landlord mode at work (fixing every problem by painting over it, not responding to emails for two weeks, raising my wages by $600 with no warning)

Anyhow, I try to find small, concrete things to do so I can avoid panicking, so right now, that small thing is buying cookies from transgender Girl Scouts. As a bonus, I will also have cookies.

Man I hate January

Fuck you, man, the downtrodden and defenseless don't deserve any of this shit. The innocent and disenfranchised don't deserve any of this shit. The people who deserve this shit aren't here so save the fucking scolding for the stupid motherfuckers responsible.

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

❤️ youtu.be/FcsNhIozEPo?...

Sleep well, king 👑

yeah

this is why I think the idea of "grounding" is bullshit and the penalty shouldn't exist. if you can throw an incomplete pass on purpose to stop the clock, and you can throw an incomplete pass on purpose to avoid a sack (under any circumstances), then grounding just shouldn't be a penalty.

That is absolute horseshit by those refs, they should be ashamed

Is this why they went with her because if so YIKES

FOR TODAY ONLY: go birds

More hell yes content

Gonna start a let’s go Bob chant at my Saturday afternoon screening of A Complete Unknown

We have a lot of art on our walls, but by far my prized possession is this painting of my beautiful blue son Mega Man firing a can of PBR from his arm that my wife found at goodwill.

Got a dartboard and can already feel my mental health improving. Y’all gotta get dartboards.

Wow, what are the odds?!

doot dash