Ryan Brister
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Popeyes Tenders (Spicy)
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Please refer to the fan heard at 0:35 in this video
youtu.be/rZxNeFLuY98?...
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
6 days ago
TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR
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Does Everton really wanna work up a sweat today? I dunno, me personally I would take it easy
6 days ago
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I get that the point of comparison here is the World Cup but $85 as the get-in price for a Leeds-Wrexham friendly is wild
7 days ago
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Tom Bogert
14 days ago
Sam Sarver scored a stoppage-time game-winning goal for FC Dallas last night at San Jose. Beer cans were thrown onto the field and Sarver grabbed one off the ground and shotgunned it. IMMEDIATE MLS heritage.
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"Fellas is it gay to love the cops?" but complimentary
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14 days ago
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It's not The Guardian's fault they're English, but I think it really shows on this list
www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...
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The 100 best novels of all time
The top 100 novels of all time published in English, as voted for by authors, critics and academics worldwide. How many have you read?
https://www.theguardian.com/books/ng-interactive/2026/may/12/the-100-best-novels-of-all-time?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Watching the prosciutto guy slice off some prosciutto while What A Wonderful World plays in my head
15 days ago
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Thinking about all the decisions I've made in life that could've resulted in me being somewhere other than here, tonight
19 days ago
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This is called environmental storytelling
20 days ago
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He went to meet Bolsonaro at the hospital
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23 days ago
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Thomas
25 days ago
Picking up Vineland after a few months away from it and hoo boy that Tommy Pynchon was prescient, wasn’t he. “can’t you feel it, all the dangerous childish stupidity” Can’t you?
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I assume the players in question are the ones the Jets drafted
25 days ago
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Not the best reviewed. The most reviewed.
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Villa look pretty much exactly like Spurs did every Sunday after a Europa Thursday last year.
27 days ago
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The people in front of me in line are always doing some bespoke shit at the checkout. Placing orders that store ownership had never considered the possibility of.
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Sean T. Collins
28 days ago
WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Razzball
29 days ago
perfect execution
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David_j_roth
30 days ago
I am not trying to do this again but this is in my head and I'm going to put it here so it leaves: /to the tune of "Girls On Film" Byung-Hyun Kim
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An absolute king
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30 days ago
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The Red Bulls are getting - let's just call it what it is - cornermogged
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about all the players
#RBNY
could've bought if they just had a little less bass in the arena sound system
about 1 month ago
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One time a friend read this book on my recommendation and then asked if I had been pranking him. A perfect book.
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about 1 month ago
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My dad's rivalry with the airport parking situation has picked right up where it left off
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Searching my phone gallery for selfies produces a lot of photos of myself and one screenshot of Aaron Rodgers looking haunted
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alexandra
over 1 year ago
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Obvious where the title race goes from here: Arsenal lose at West Ham MW 36 to doom Spurs and themselves
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I wonder what sort of wacky adventures they'll get up to in Sully 2
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Sean T. Collins
about 1 month ago
<Aqualung voice> José Vizcaíno
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Bradford Pearson
about 1 month ago
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832/
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 month ago
Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham
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Jerry Remy: Whoops! Don Orsillo, two full at bats worth of silence later, crying with barely suppressed laughter: This used to be a family program
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Cooper Lund
about 2 months ago
Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?
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Still only a two score game, plenty of time to come back in the second half.
about 2 months ago
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Dan O’Sullivan
about 2 months ago
This is simply one of the most delicious things ever conceived by humanity. It's one of the great 20th century accomplishments built on the backs of those who came before
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Mike Ginn
about 2 months ago
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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Suss-- 🥌
about 2 months ago
Happy for him but there are probably simpler ways to find the Pujols ball
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It's so funny to see Discourse about this site shrinking, as someone with a lot of experience posting on forums where the userbase was in the triple digits, if that.
about 2 months ago
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We have Popeyes at home
about 2 months ago
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Leaving work early to attend a Seder, have tomorrow off for Good Friday. This religion shit rocks
about 2 months ago
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
2 months ago
"We may tell your friends you attended a Jets game."
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Brian Grubb
10 months ago
hey man, sorry i was late to the wedding. i was watching videos of my favorite home runs.
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Dolphin Pilot
2 months ago
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
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MR VERY RELAXED
2 months ago
If he had lived just 5 more years Elvis would have starred in a Muppet movie and it would have been better than Citizen Kane
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Michael Bench-Capon
2 months ago
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One Corner After Another
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Celebrity sighting
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