This is simply one of the most delicious things ever conceived by humanity. It's one of the great 20th century accomplishments built on the backs of those who came before

insane cartoon placement www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Happy for him but there are probably simpler ways to find the Pujols ball

It's so funny to see Discourse about this site shrinking, as someone with a lot of experience posting on forums where the userbase was in the triple digits, if that.

We have Popeyes at home

Leaving work early to attend a Seder, have tomorrow off for Good Friday. This religion shit rocks

"We may tell your friends you attended a Jets game."

hey man, sorry i was late to the wedding. i was watching videos of my favorite home runs.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

If he had lived just 5 more years Elvis would have starred in a Muppet movie and it would have been better than Citizen Kane

One Corner After Another

Celebrity sighting

A couple weeks ago on the subway, my fiancee and I bumped into a former coworker of hers, who I had not previously met, named Jared. Today, she texted me to say that we'd been invited to a party by "Jared (guy from Subway)" and boy did I immediately seek clarification

If someone's gonna save Spurs today it's gonna be Richarlison. He's been up for it.

In awe of the Portland supporters who have come from Maine to NJ for the season opener. American soccer is so cool sometimes

For the first time, all 7 NYC-area pro soccer teams are in action today: #GothamFC at Boston: 12:30 Brooklyn (M) at Detroit: 1 #RBNY at Toronto: 1 Cosmos vs. Hearts of Pine: 2 Westchester vs. Charlotte: 7 NYCFC vs. Colorado: 7:30 Brooklyn (W) at Spokane: 9

With the kickoff of the USL Championship and League One this weekend, The New York Metro area is now home to five professional men's soccer teams. #NYCSoccerWarz

The tragedy Of a sandwich Is that it ends The joy Of a sandwich Is there is always lunch Tomorrow --Untitled poem, 2026

Getting the Tetris effect but for Donkey Kong Bananza. Looking at brick walls and thinking "man it would feel good to punch right through that."

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Smothering performance from #RBNY today, seemed like they were quicker to every 50/50. Still gave up some chances on the counter, but it's an easy style to root for.

Thinking about this passage from Teju Cole's novel, Tremor, written in the context of the assassination of general Soleimani in Trump's first term.

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Genuinely love the new Gotham kits:

michael bradley's red bulls team is making me feel things

With Julian Hall’s goal tonight, there have now been 31 different players in 31 seasons to score the first Red Bull New York goal of the season #RBNY

#RBNY looks downright dynamic on the ball in these opening 10 minutes. Been a while since you could say that.

People are recreating the Declaration of Independence from first principles in the Delta boarding line

New Mario Tennis makes Luigi slower and stronger than his brother, which is completely blasphemous.

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Tottenham Hotspur, the fourth-best team in all of Europe

Gonna make an effort to post more about the stuff I read, so here's a thread on the books I've finished in 2026:

Impeccable timing, fuckface!

"Cause they can can kill us, and we'll be back in a couple of days." youtu.be/7cmVWSd0Xkw?...

quite the jarring story in here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/cold-city-...

Is this a tagline or a threat?

putting cayenne in your socks and expecting that to keep you warm is so fucking goofy. it’s like something a cartoon bear would do

the yankees flair is really what takes this "je suis management!!" post over the top. 'count the rings' to 'im just a small market new york fan' in 2 offseasons

Grumbles about Gotham's schedule: hosting the Spirit on a Wednesday (same day as a WC semi) at a "to be announced" venue is not going to bring out the crowd that rivalry deserves. Unless that venue ends up being one of the baseball stadiums? #NWSL

How much is eight dollars? defector.com/how-much-is-...

[horse meeting] We're getting a lot of good feedbag

The Bears won this game

This is what it's all about folks

I'm terribly late on this, but wanted to make a little thread of my favorite books I read in 2025. In the order in which I read them...

Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama