"Dear citizens! We've updated our class system there is no 'bourgeois' category anymore you're either a plutocrat or a peasant now no exceptions. We'll still be pandering to racist gammons and rentiers though, obviously. Lol, Kieth"

Our many Dutch children strongly prefer Spanish to French as a school language, although their many schools do not all offer it. Like all* god-fearing** Dutchpersons we spend our summer holidays camping in France every year; this doesn't seem to count for anything with the youths

I had to look up the word Jouissance

Post a banger only intermittently and sarcastically in ze Engleesh "Ich kenne Schritte, die sehr nützen, und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen. Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss, weiß noch nicht, dass er tanzen muss."

This is VERY exciting 🌟 🔭 Maybe the first find of a millisecond pulsar in the galactic center 👀

this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago. so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources. fuck you discord.

Yeah, that's going to be the end of that you might reasonably surmise

Wait, Green Day didn't even bother to perform in Spanish? Disrespectful, too me.

"It's a big club and ok technically *you* are in it, but the pig people watching at home? They are very much not in it, fuck them."

birdsong

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

The big consciousness conference in Tucson/Arizona is cancelled. Philosophy & Cognitive Science are fields long known to be largely inside-handshake dudebro clubs, something which I said out loud (it's not that they'd hired me), and now revealed to be disproportionally present in the Epstein files.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

One of the wickedest things Wes Streeting has ever done is push politically convenient falsehoods about suicide rates amongst young trans people. We have new data from the National Child Mortality Database that exposes the truth he tried to cover up.

Please any help would be so appreciated. If I can't raise this money my personal items, all I have left, will be in jeopardy of being auctioned off again.

I've never been able to get a straight answer on what iykyk means.

Cooling space computers is a showstopper, in the same way that Mars's lack of a magnetic field is a showstopper. Oddly there is a single very prominent and very rich person lying to you about both of these things, but I'm pretty sure you can't bribe or sue physics

Woah.

We learn that Kieth Labour --from its odious showrunner M McSweeny to its hundreds of briefcase benchwarmers--is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Mandelson Enterprises and that Mandelson is a wrong-un, and they are like "Well we sacked him, the Augean stables is now certified poop-free hurrah!" Um, no.

Raise your hand if you’re not in the Epstein files

Always thought this was implicit, but: this stuff doesn’t reflect all that well on various Labour left figures either. Either they knew who was stitching them up all along and they didn’t want to name names, or they didn’t know and were completely oblivious. Neither seems good.

J Bezos set out to remodel the paper to have a readership of one(1), with considerable success, but he is not going to lavish his hard-looted wealths on subsidising journalism into the bargain; journalism is expensive and sometimes even says things that are true!

Do you think there's a viable grift in rebranding as "Actually, as Plato could have told you, mass-literacy was a mistake so this is good actually" classical statue pfp account?

I don't have a nailed-on favourite, but I am moderately fond of C Barnett's "Nobody really cares if you don't go to the party" www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOG...

Periodic reminder that what's marketed as 'youth social media bans' actually amounts to requiring people to provide personally identifying information in order to access whatever content a given government disfavours.

Listen up, lads, disgraced ex-PM B Johnson's literal sister-in-law has done some reading and emerged with Thorts about entitled powerful elites (almost exclusively men)

Since the banter is apparently unstoppable, have we considered that maybe the *collective* isn't an asset to *W Stancil*? Much too think about

Among the 'serieuze problemen' we have is US-controlled payment systems. (Although it remains to be seen if an EU-based one would be less toxic.) www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/...

"You have to separate the artist from the art, and by 'the art' I mean the paycheck, and it's quite a paycheck really first rate"

BREAKING: The Late Capitalist era of Thatcherism-Reaganism has now officially given way to the Necrotic Capitalism era of Trumpism-Epsteinism. Please to update your periodizations!

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

The "So Long It's Been Good To Know You" all-day Overstuffed British Beige Breakfast. (Mrs Squiffy and the household children are away)

Currently pondering a film festival featuring _Melania_, the notorious FIFA movie _United Passions_ and of course the unmissable crowd pleaser _Paint Drying_. VIP ticket holders to get a complimentary copy of O Nuzzi's alleged book, _American Canto_! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_D...

Every day I wake up and there is W Stancil discourse. Time to mute.

Trying to scrap together $160 for groceries and to keep my internet on. I've had to replace my debit card. If you can please pass this around. I can only accept donations at CA at the moment. Even a dollar would mean everything. $margotlaine

I (as a taxpayer) paid for schools when I had no children, because education is a public good. I (as a taxpayer) pay for universities in a country where I didn't attend one, because university education is also a public good. (Also because tax is apparently "not optional")

It's just like the good old days when France banned the use of Skype. (In my line of work it is also consequential that Chinese institutes are not allowed to use Slack or other US-cloud based collaboration tools, and at this point that no longer seems perverse)

In a telecon My microphone is broken - Outside the snö swirls

Good for him. Good for him. Good for. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good for. For. For. For him. Him. Him. Good him. Good him. Good for him.

"You, Sherrif, what day is it?" "It's 'Large boulder the size of a small boulder' day!" "Then I *haven't* missed it!"

I was trying to build up a head of courage to ask a fairly local music store if I could trade in my unused bass amp for a guitar practice amp and some toys but now there are dark rumours about getting the band back together for one last caper and I might actually need it again

"Up to 380 people may have drowned attempting to cross the Mediterranean last week". The West's normalisation of the mass death of black Africans (because that is predominantly who these people are) will never be less than devastating.

This thread is full of cathartic badassery

Please circulate!! This deserves to be a big story.

Journalis'm is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)