I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will

If you’re funny online you die in real life

i think that beefing with someone who is 1. actually introspective and 2. actually cool is a mistake for Ms. Swift

A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die

If you work at EA and want to talk privately about your feelings about the sale to Saudi Arabia you can reach me anonymously at [email protected] or via Signal/WhatsApp at +12673263042.

“i’m not gonna play creed, tanner, jesus” LMAO #wayward

team marty #wayward but i’m scared he’s gonna the Piggy in this lord of the flies ass mountain situation 😭

keep ur eyes peeled in ep 8 :) #wayward

i’m so sorry to my neighbours for having bronchitis truly

elevators are like subways for buildings if you think about it

Taking a Tylenol so I can count the number of eyes on the biblically accurate angel who comes to Rapture me.

Telling someone not to be happy about something is so funny. Yeah dude. Happiness definitely gonna be the straw that breaks the camels back

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Now is a great time to commit to keeping it real.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Now why tf are Amaya & IRIS(?) presenting at the Emmys?? #LoveIslandUSA

i constantly think about this post

The "Surviving Black Hawk Down" documentary is astonishing. Even now, the Americans can't wrap their heads around the fact that they were the bad guys killing Somalian people in Somalia. How could we be the bad guys? We're American!

luteal phase is so fucking whack. like i wonder who i would be without pmdd. free, probably lmao.

Hey siri is drywall a superfood

i genuinely think nick smith is one of the funniest people on the planet. i also think i relate to the things he says with what may be a worrying intensity.

The president of Palantir Canada is now the chairman of "Therme", building that casino at Ontario Place. Palantir is famously interested in expanding our wellbeing, right?

this must be the summertime sadness lana del rey was talking about

Al Jazeera Media Network condemns the targeted assassination of its correspondents Anas Al Sharif and Mohammeel Qraiqea, along with photographers Ibrahim Al Thaher, and Mohamed Nofal, by Israeli forces. #JournalismIsNotACrime

Watching building the band and guuuurrrrlllll if that Alison chick don’t get an attitude adjustment real quick …. 😒

people who sing along loudly to their music on the street like yeah…. love that energy…. keep it coming……

the weeknd saying “got me more bricked up than the cn tower” at his concert is so funny like it’s famously concrete

they said i was “too much” so now i’m studying to become even more. God gives his most theatrical battles to his most confusing soldiers

Watching Critical Between life and death on Netflix, love a good hospital show

sitting on my couch absolutely crying my eyes out to this documentary and was violently snapped out of it during a sentimental moment by a 15 second unskippable ad for a pick up truck LMAO

we have to kill the computer

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

just saw a girl on the street in hollister pajama pants….. we’re losing recipes…… you gotta be out here in the cookie monster fleecies girl……….

lowkey could get down with being morally opposed to the concept of a microwave. like how dare you treat your life’s sustenance like that, with such disregard and haste.

The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth

wtf is going on w EA that the sims needs fucking 35-minute updates every other day like LET ME PLAYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m convinced the huda haters would have HATED New York back in the day lol

I think it should be consistently pointed out that we are poisoning the entire city of Memphis, Tennessee for this.

i keep having the most intense nightmares and when i wake up it’s like i have to breathe so deeply to get out of them. like they’re so disturbing it carries into my day. this has happened for my whole life but it’s gotten so much worse lately.

just moshed for the first time in 7-8 years, feeling godly

developing a strike system where I automatically unfollow if you are an annoying asshole three times

when there's a mangled body in a ditch

whether or not someone is "useful" or "productive" is irrelevant. everyone deserves to live.

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taylor lorenz nominated for jester flop in the clown square