Oh hell yeah, my 2025 PDF Filler Wrapped just came through

Heartbreaking news. Tatiana Schlossberg’s family has announced that she has died. Read her powerful New Yorker essay which was published in November.

One of the all-time greats

nothing makes me hate being an adult more than when i realize i need to do some shit like clean the walls. like what the fuck

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

need adam friedland to be at least as mean to kevin o'leary as he was to neil degrasse tyson 🙏 please ask him about boat safety

UPDATE I have updated my story linked below with a high-quality broadcast version of the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by Bari Weiss. Here it is (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

I am definitely enjoying coming on here and not understanding 90% of the references. I recommend getting off social media more.

Chris Rea, best known for his Christmas hit ‘Driving Home For Christmas’, has died at the age of 74.

screaming. crying. throwing up.

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

i love my scapegoats dearly and i would never wish to see them thrown under this or any bus. however,

people act like the beach boys are so smart but if you actually think about it, everybody going surfing would make it basically impossible for anyone to go surfing. it's naive to think there could ever be a "surfing USA." they were right about that little deuce coupe though. really fast car

true crime documentary

Today office. Same photo every time but can’t resist. It’s the city’s brain.

It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️

SHES REALITY VON TEASE??? LMFAOOOOOO

this greek mafia thing is SO funny STOP IT #rhoslc

ooooh i know monica has done or does some shady shit yet (i’m at bermuda, s4) but her relationship with her mom is sooooo hard to watch. that feeling of never being able to escape your mothers influence. that’s so hard. #rhoslc

Folks, here's your latest reason why I refer to Brad as "Ass Assford"! How low can you get; cutting off bottled water for the homeless? Let's make sure he's out of a job in October! #shame #TOpoli

This is the same man that doesn’t want year round public washrooms. He openly hates the unhoused and it’s disgusting to me that we allow ppl like this to hold public office. Same goes for Bradford. A city under him would literally crush people.

Heatstroke Holyday. fucking ghoul.

look at these names. remember these names. bradford, crisanti, holyday. fuck these people, man.

holyday being a holiday fucking ghoul, as always

"You can't stand by and ignore the level of cruelty," says Councillor Gord Perks of Holyday's motions. "Imagine saying to somebody, 'I'm very sorry that your aunt or uncle or parent died but it was inefficient to buy them a bottle of water.'"

new year’s resolutions: • get taller • maybe 18 hands tall • i’m a horse

Can't we just lock Brad Bradford and Stephen Holyday in a closet and let them battle it out for the title of Smuggest Asshole? Loser is vanquished from city council. Yes, we'd still have one of them, which is a flaw in this plan, I know.

Holyday, you PUTZ.

"To our provincial overlords: do not open Crosstown until it's faster than the bus!" says Councillor Dianne Saxe. "If you don't know how to make it faster than the bus, keep fixing it until it is. We don't want a repetition of the embarrassment we're living through right now on Line 6."

"It's absolutely embarrassing. What should have been a big celebration when Finch West opened turned into a mockery. There's a guy that just ran faster than the new rapid transit! We can't allow that to ever happen again," says Councillor Josh Matlow.

the concept of unparliamentary language is a poison, more politicians need to be called "you fucking shithead" to their faces in legislatures

I really think Holyday believes cars are people and should have the right to vote

Stephen Holyday seriously needs to fuck off! Mayor Chow is right in which we need to prioritize LRT's with hundreds of people over 3-4 left turning vehicles. #TTC #TOpoli

sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship

i feel so seen by nick smith because what do you MEAN a single cloud can weigh a MILLION POUNDS WHAT

"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless

just got 20 missed calls from an unknown number in salt lake city telling me my student loans were overdue. welcome back jen shah

tomorrow…

“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things

it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real

“Peace” talks latest. Zelenskyy: “Trading Ukrainian territories for security guarantees is not being considered.”

Mayor Olivia Chow is introducing fare capping for TTC riders in her upcoming budget. Instead of having to decide whether it makes sense to buy a monthly pass in advance, rides will automatically be free after 47 trips starting next Sept.

why do rich people have to ruin literally everything

The fuck is a jingle horse

is the fridge covering up my wife's cheating is my car selling me viagra is this projector my therapist