been doing the ebike commute for a couple weeks now and it's great. 5 miles each way, straight over a hill, and it's something just over 20 minutes. hit the green wave along one of the longer segments, and i can go over a mile and a half without stopping.

went to Cub food and asked them how many rotisserie chicken theyve got. bought that many exactly. to the number. got a man on the inside texts me when they restock that when and how many chickens. theyre trying to kill me about it right now but my proteins too high. the muscles just grow right back

budget clear, c-3 on the runup for passage this week

If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.

the exception to this rule is @galaxykate.bsky.social. bsky.app/profile/gala...

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

billionaires want to live in the kinds of cities that massively taxing billionaires directly creates

well, I'm sold on ebikes

chuck schumer out here trying to beat pierre poilievre at being an incompetent leader of the loyal opposition

dear chuck schumer i take it all back if you arranged for john cornyn to mysteriously vanish

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.

the more i study westminster-style parliamentary dynamics, the more absolutely absurd it seems that "strict textualism" is a position the US founders might have plausibly held

@profanity.accountant hit me up

really tired of the drumbeat of transgender death

The prospect of counter gerrymandering squicked me out ten years ago but we’re at war now so I don’t care

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

thank you zohran rama and my wife for once again confirming for me that i am bisexual

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

bluesky has been so fun lately. we need more baseball and more left-wing political wins. but especially more left-wing political wins.

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

that’s because it was the 2000s and the 2000s were somehow worse than the 90s

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

to be clear: parsing is so hard to do reliably, securely, and correctly that the people responsible for one of the most-used software installation systems in the world are throwing out a large part of the work they've done on that over the last 27 years just so they can do it more safely

I've decided that we're all good now. I trust this settles things.

wow guys did you know that as it turns out the right isn't operating in good faith

lol. lmao.

attempting to ease my millennial ass into crew socks

incidentally all the replicas are not necessarily about saving money but partially because rolex et al refuse to sell you a new watch until you prove your devotion

my wife didn't appreciate that I checked the plane costumes for accuracy and then she saw the comment saying that the planes were in fact actual planes

If you’re in line to bat, STAY IN LINE. They have to let you take a swing.

this game was written by @jonbois.bsky.social

love watching both meteorology bsky and baseball bsky go nuts

go birds

the corollary of gödel's incompleteness theorem is that there are true statements that i would never personally say

they're fucking cowards and they will always fucking blink www.sfchronicle.com/us-world/art...

In short: Total dick runs ad featuring the words of the asshole who did more than anyone else to America's slide into oligarchy; I applaud.

SQLite doesn't enforce foreign key constraints by default. You have to enable it using PRAGMA foreign_keys = ON; whenever you connect to the DB.

blue prince has really captivated me like no other game since the first creative-mode Minecraft release

Welcome. Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest social media platforms. I thought so much of Bluesky that I elected to establish my Administration here, on .social so thoughtfully hosted by Our Benefactors.

someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either: 1. a fascist fed, or, 2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one

if trump is just now realizing that there's nothing good waiting for him After, shit is about to get increasingly fucked here for the rest of us

how dare greta thunberg ragebait engagement by *checks notes* getting tortured by agents of the state that just illegally hijacked her vessel in international waters and held her and her crewmates without any legal justification in support of a genocidal blockade

gonna vote for 50. hate it. hate it so much.