“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

All this talk of Greenland reminded me of when my cousin was stationed there in the USAF and he talked about how polar bears would appear on base and hunt seals, causing everyone to go into lockdown until the bloody mess was over.

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Hopefully not Pride Night.

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

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I completely understand people dunking on the Carolina Panthers for winning an ugly division with a losing record. But here in Carolina, even backing into a playoff spot is a victory. This franchise was so far down that this is cause for celebration. And a home playoff game? Icing on the cake.

Don Mattingly officially joined the Phillies as bench coach now. His Jays contract has run out now. Big get for stacked Philly team!

@meghancolleen.bsky.social I thought you would appreciate this. I saw it on a different site.

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I think I'm done with this game. The NFL has the fix in for TB. This is some of the most lopsided officiating I have seen in a while.

I know this was set up in advance, but this item in today's NYT "Flashback" weekly history quiz is certainly timely.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now? Just checking what the standards are these days.

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NCAA needs to fix the timing of its transfer portal and coaching carousel. You have an Ole Miss team that is 2 wins away from a national title whose coaching staff is under contract for a different school and may not be allowed to coach in the next round. There needs to be a freeze until after CFP.

Avoiding Epstein proved to be a good choice.

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The guy who scored that TD is Swole Buffalo Bill

I saw someone saying they thought the Barmore and Diggs legal situations were setups timed to prevent the Pats from winning. Sheesh. Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes people are just bad people.

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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/

When they were little, holiday time off with the kids meant movies or shopping. Now they're older and it's tattoos.

2025 was the longest 10 years of my life.

Pittsburgh #Pirates legend Roberto Clemente shows off his cannon of an arm during Game 6 of the 1971 World Series! #MLB #Baseball #History

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Unsafe? It's Waterbury. Duh.

Not a great day for the Diggs family.

The Patriots have released a statement after Stefon Diggs was charged with felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery charges. More details on this developing story 🔗 https://trib.al/FLlwn0A

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, witch?

With MTV ending tomorrow, will they go out with a video called "Streaming killed the video star"?

Falcons beat the Rams last night. So now if the Falcons beat the Saints on Sunday, the Panthers will automatically win the division, no matter if they win this weekend against the Bucs or not. Panthers fans don't care if they back in to the playoffs or not. Just get there.

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If Dick goes that long, you should consult a physician.

ruin two bands by combining them Stevie Wonder Bread

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Giselle took half of everything

So, how's YOUR day going? local12.com/news/nation-...

Jaycee Horn just deflated the entire stadium with that dumbass penalty.

Shout out to the Panthers fan dressed like Clark Griswald in the attic. This is awesome.

So I guess they would be open to having a Bad Bunny residency in 2026?

So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"

Good morning to everyone who is just now learning that Brigitte Bardot was an unapologetic racist who was convicted multiple times for inciting racial hatred.

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The Texans are trying their best to give this game back after they got off to a strong start.