If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Orwell at his very best could never come up with some of this. Proactively in a defensive way is basically a line from a coen bros film.

Nintendo releasing another cute n cozy house building life sim is in fact a global catastrophe indicator

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

Here’s the thing: a President openly contemptuous of Congress & willing, unilaterally, to recklessly and illegally commit the US to wars of aggression is an existential threat to the Republic, *regardless* of whether he can ultimately explain his acts to Congress. The demand must be impeachment.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

So not only does Chuck approve of the strikes he isn't even mad they bypassed congress to do it, he just wishes he was more in the loop? A briefing, that's all he wants? Like asking your kids whose house they'll be at and to be back by dinner?

Listening again to the band After's EPs and I'm at a loss for words on how impossibly well they've recreated the early 00s pop sound. The nuanced production choices, the cadence of the melodies, every little affect of Justine's voice. Absolute dark magic time travel shit. I just can't get over it.

get weirder 🫵

the chicago pope must excommunicate the heretic jd vance

Oatchi is such a perfect little guy he deserves to have his face plastered on everything. Cereal boxes, backpacks, bedsheets. Little Oatchi slippers. A Saturday morning cartoon that sells playsets. Grocery stores should sell wonky Oatchi piñatas. The works! The works I say!

hitting the button that says "outer wilds reference" that I always keep on me

Wizards, 1977

Blues Traveler's Hook has the same chord progression as Pachobel's Canon and now I'm just thinking about John Popper getting hired to play a school graduation visibly packing heat

if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

Re: last repost, Dermott has got to be one of the fictional characters I unintentionally think about the most. Unbelievably written. Every single person in the world knows a Dermott.

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

oh they're definitely going to have federal agents swarming voting locations in blue states in november

In the real country tradition of Kris Kristofferson and Waylon Jennings.

Peter Gudynas' 1987 cover to K. W. Jeter's 'Dr Adder'

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

i feel compelled to remind everyone that chatgpt/LLMs are functionally the *opposite* of an actual expert. the more your problems are unusual or novel, the more likely LLMS are to be wrong. they are least helpful when it's most important

Mike Tyson MAHA commercial the worst thing ever aired on American TV

coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam

its so funny how this song basically follows the exact template of "I Am The Chowderman" from Hypnospace Outlaw, except its right wing

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

they added a new kind of biathlon where competitors alternate cross country skiing and preparing a perfect omelette

Anyone in Minneapolis know why the Vikings stadium and Capella Tower are ominously glowing red tonight?

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."

I cannot stress enough that a Patriots win on Sunday would be spiritually devastating for the United States.

This part of our response essay is where I'm at. Boiling down all of politics to electoralism has been absolutely terrible for resisting rising authoritarianism. www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

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Finally deleted my Everything App account after the top two posts in my feed were: - A very convincing but totally fake post that Giannis had been traded to the Warriors - someone insinuating that while Renee Good didn't deserve to die she was extremely cringe because she wrote poetry

ten years ago today no one clapped

Not to give any credence to the "prices are the real problem right now" people but lunch meat take is like flat out prohibitively expensive now

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Popping out of the vehicle guns drawn and pointing them at a legal observer exercising her constitutional rights. Everything about this is reckless, dangerous, the opposite of law & order and keeping anyone safe… how do people see this and not see masked secret police style terror on US streets

They are running out of lawyers.

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again