THE ACKROOMS

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

Monster trucks are so cool they're like what if pro wrestlers were cars

As is tradition by now every year

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

dreamcast forever 🌀

What do you MEAN Deltarune Chapter 1 came out in 2018?? How is that remotely possible?? How have I known who Kris Dreemurr is for the majority of a decade?? This is the most freakish time fuckery I've ever felt, I swear to God this game came out after Covid

another far side blender recreation! gary larson is my GOAT

Proof the president is in deep cognitive decline: he hasn't been throwing a nuclear tantrum over this attendance

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) should be in the Criterion Collection and I'm not kidding

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

The spectre of Ben Franklin is gonna haunt Greg Abbot's ass like the Ghost of Christmas Future

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

We've always been at war with Eastasia

This was better in original German

gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Reading this like Dracula Flow

Honestly Europe can keep the ranch. Rid us of this demon condiment.

Might be the greatest four panels in comic history

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

Itoi you can’t do this, your smoke too bad, your worlds too full of childlike wonder, your sprites too handdrawn, your worldview too whimsical, they’ll kill you Itoi

The Nets gotta move back to New Jersey now right? No coming back from this.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

There’s all sorts of dangerous misinformation online. Like when people try and tell you that “sump pump” is short for “sumptuous pumptuous.” That’s probably not even true. It might be though.

I watched a video by Zach Cregger referring to making a shitty first draft of a script as "elfing" (pretending you paid a shitty elf to make the draft and excusing all mistakes as that shitty elf doing a bad job) and unfortunately this advice was tailor-made to work on me (involves elves)

David B. Mattingly, 1982.

If the Ocarina of Time remake is bad, that might be like the fall of the Berlin Wall for the Rebooted Media Industrial Complex

nintendo announced they are remaking the last christmas you had before the divorce

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

Jim Warren's 1987 cover art for "Masterplay," by William F. Wu

to the joker, Crazy Taxi is just a regular taxi

these are getting weird

2PM Friday movie showing attendance: He-Man on Ultrascreen: 3 people TADC Finale: 40 people

What company will be brave enough to make a new TV show that looks and feels exactly the same as this with no ironic flavoring whatsoever? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKp...

Together we can make this phrase enter the vernacular.

How it feels to be my ass on here sometimes

you have to be kidding me dude

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

Ferret Monogatari: Watashi no Okini Iri / Game Boy Color / Culture Brain / 2000

Welcome to the Jungle is in fact a prog rock song. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Having grown up in a very red part of MN, this is the exact language (misuse of Somalian and all) that conservative voters outside the Twin Cities have used in their circles for 20 years and it's appalling it's been elevated to the national stage.

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this