Hes actually going with "Nobody knew" lmfao

Just very funny that the British government will be sinked by a scandal which was foreseen by Twitter users like "LeninsDaddy86".

Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Farage 6/11/24: "Mandelson, in my view, could be a viable candidate for the ambassadorial role. He's an intelligent figure who knows his brief well, as I saw when he worked with the EC. While I'm not certain he's the ideal fit for dealing with Trump... his intellect would at least command respect”

So many men named in the Epstein files say "I was only emailing him for financial advice, something I now hugely regret of course" and then the email is "hi j-dawg, loved partying with you and the naughty little girls this weekend, same again soon, bestie?" and Epstein replying "me am sayy yse . !1"

Harry Potter and the Statutory Rape

starmer is hilarious: Mandelson can only be removed from Lords by an Act of Parliament, so you can see why, as Prime Minister, there is nothing I can do

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial: ▪️cottagecore ▪️extremely toxic fandom ▪️aggressive side part ▪️weird childish curses ▪️puritanical, but also ▪️horrifyingly perverted RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

wasn’t expecting clegg to suffer worse twink death than cameron

Remember when variety downplayed Sinners' opening weekend box office, implying it might not make back its money? It has made $370 million since, and now has garnered more Oscar nominations than any movie, ever

People trying to turn Hamnet into the Oscar villain of the awards season when F1 is nominated for Best Picture, a film precisely maybe two people have heard of.

Whatever you might think of Maduro, the seizure and kidnapping of a head of state takes us to a very dark place. Vast, arbitrary, extra-legal power, which could be exercised almost anywhere, regardless of the character of the target government.

If you think of AI as a technology for powerful people and institutions to remove accountability for their actions, then it starts to make a lot more sense.

Elon Musk's vanity AI admitted to generating child sexual abuse imagery and it won't get as much attention from the New York Times as whatever panic about trans people they're trying to incite this week

Others use these drugs and there's evidence that it is better than leaving trans people in distress without treatment... "this does not sit comfortably with him". Is no one else startled by the Health Minister openly admitting discomfort with the concept of alleviating distress to trans people?

“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox

Nice that they turned a public toilet into a house.

Obvious pattern here. Justice system collapse = fault of criminals Immigration failures = fault of migrants Superficial, blame-based policies = avoiding the real challenges

I do love being called an angel 🖤

At my partner of ten years funeral her entire family deadnamed and misgendered her, then all turned on me when I kicked off about it. The families of trans folk are the *last* people to go to to understand how to respect and remember us.

In GenAI bubble news, only 2% of Canadian firms are seeing a return on their investment in GenAI. Firms are struggling to find an effective use for the tech & to see promised gains. Maybe time to reconsider the AI hype? www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...

If you look me in the eyes and tell me to vote for these people, I'll consider you no better than a Reform voter.

I am going to become the fucking joker. you are a Labour MP. are you on drugs that make you a fucking ghoul?

I know we're in a unprecedented moment of conservatives handwaving away adult attraction to minors but, to throw one more thing on the pile, the company American conservatism has thrown all their weight behind producing products that engage in discussions of kink w/ children is just too on the nose.

Having a lot of trouble coming to terms with the sheer cruelty of this, all my love to trans kids in Queensland, please stay with us, you are loved and you deserve healthcare. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Wes Streeting whenever Zohran Mamdani mentions trans people: *sound of birdsong, a passenger plane flies overhead, a tattered St George's cross flaps pathetically in the wind*

Let's be clear - this is an attempt at a widespread BDSM ban. Porn videos exclusive featuring choking just aren't very common, but there are a shit-tonne that feature choking for brief periods of time.

But...he was Prince...he remained Prince...for an entire 6 years. He stayed in a mansion for an entire 6 years. What's your point?

Fuuukin hell

The more evidence mounts that Platner is lying, the more convinced I become that he is lying not only about his past but also about his current views.

im not trans i just had early onset menopause at age 12

The EHRC completely ignoring the human rights for the Council of Europe and insisting upon enforcing trans segregation. www.equalityhumanrights.com/our-work/adv...

Okay they are definitely worried that Phillipson is going wobbly on them

With all due respect, what deeper analysis or intellectual tradition did Corbyn come from? Being smitten with him and not Polanski seems strange.

Read my two letters to the #UK: 1. Protests: I call for a review of the legal framework and the reconsideration of provisions in the Crime & Policing Bill that could restrict freedom of assembly. 2. Trans people: I warn against exclusion&zero-sum approaches 👇#HumanRights www.coe.int/en/web/commi...

you could at least display some shame for your significant part in this

Labour's Britain, where trans women who have fully consensual sex with men will be sent to male prisons where they are at a high risk of sexual assaulted and rape.

Good to see we've decided mental illness is a lifestyle choice now.

Right wingers in 2017: Dumb libs think words are violence Right wingers in 2025: Words are violence and we're going to throw you in jail for saying the wrong ones, which is terrorism bsky.app/profile/atru...

Disgusting inhumane behaviour. But, of course, transphobes don’t see trans children as human, so they’re more than happy to let this abuse take place.

No-one has ever knocked on my door to check if I'm alright. Britain is a notably reserved 'keep yourself to yourself' country.

This is fascism. How can a nuclear-powered state hold off creeping authoritarianism if it can't even stomach some innocent people with signs? Fucking cowards, the lot of them.

If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.

The goalposts for obtaining Indefinite Leave to Remain have just been picked up by Labour, and carted off to somewhere near the Moon. They're not even trying to push back on Reform. Instead they're sprinting Right, dragging the Overton Window with them. Dead to me. Don't you dare excuse it.

Cooper "This intolerable suffering must end.. the Israeli govt must end the moral obscenity of this campaign" So you'll stop all arms exports to Israel? No So you'll impose sanctions? No So you'll end all military ties? No So just empty words from a govt complicit in genocide

"and this is why I decided to implement their policies"