Paracetamol, anyone?

I still can't quite believe that the very first attacks from Labour on Farage's bonkers idea to kick millions of people with INDEFINITE right to remain out of the UK were to argue that it's infeasible and wouldn't save anything like the amount he claimed. How about: - It's WRONG - It's IMMORAL ?

Tylenol / Paracetamol : The perfect cure for Trump-induced headaches.

One week ago: Trump departs after luxuriating in an unprecedented Second State visit. Today: Trump attacks the UK on the floor of the UN. Labour's diplomatic efforts are bearing fruit already. 👏 👏 👏 Who could have predicted that Trump would turn out to be mercurial and untrustworthy?

This. If your objection to this is a purely practical one then you're ALSO a fucking monster.

This signals very clearly that #Reform will not hesitate to remove anybody's rights if they think there's capital to be made from doing so. Nobody is safe

Ah, I'm so glad that Starmer gifted Trump a Second State Visit, aren't you? Nothing says "winner" like tying us to the weirdest and most destructive fruit in the bowl.

Reform are piling on the "Boriswave". Other parties should call out the "Racistwave" Reform are stirring up.

Starmer has lost his spine. Labour has lost its way.

I feel this often about Labour. Instead of debunking what are very clearly racist, borderline crackpot ideas, they open up to them and explore them. Stop! Just say it's racist!

I still can't quite believe that the very first attacks from Labour on Farage's bonkers idea to kick millions of people with INDEFINITE right to remain out of the UK were to argue that it's infeasible and wouldn't save anything like the amount he claimed. How about: - It's WRONG - It's IMMORAL ?

Why can't Starmer say this sort of stuff?

Absolute shambles. They need to call Farage's racist, immoral shite out. They need to point out the huge benefits of migration to the economy. These fecking cowards are just letting Reform in by opening the sodding door to them and plumping up the cushions.

Exactly!!!

He's right. This is yet another Labour comms fail.

Labour's approach to Farage's cruel nonsense is like saying "it's too expensive to cook criminals and feed them to the public because our energy prices are ludicrous, and the number of hygiene certificates you'd need is beyond belief" rather than "cooking human beings and cannibalism are WRONG".

Labour walk past an open undefended goal again. Instead of attacking Farage's Trumpian craziness on the grounds of morality and sanity, all they can think of doing is claim he's got his sums wrong and can't make something work that should NEVER even have been considered in the first place.

A truly despicable thing to propose, but sadly also the most natural course of action for Farage to take because the Tories and Labour keep copying his immigration stance. He needs clear blue water, and from Reform's POV that's only to be found to the Right. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's amazing how bad the USA is becoming under Trump, and how fast it's happening. Thank goodness we didn't give him an unprecedented second State Visit last week, during which Starmer's tongue was practically surgically grafted to Trump's fundament. Oh, wait...

We got through life in Britain absolutely fine from millions of years BCE to a few weeks ago without having to wave flags all the time. There's no need to change that just because the rabble are rousing.

He should have immediately removed his, and all official government accounts, from Twitter immediately after Musk's racist address to last week's hate rally

FYI, since Starmer doesn't participate on BlueSky... x.com/keir_starmer...

You deal with the far-right by fighting them, not copying them.

Incredibly disappointing to see the LibDems going down the "we'll wine and dine the flag before jumping into bed with it" road to take on the flag-shagging brigade. Just pathetic. (Original source at link...) x.com/politlcsuk/s...

If you're not on Twitter, you're missing some mind-melting Your Party twists and turns. Here's the statement posted by Andrew Feinstein, Jamie Driscoll and Beth Winter. You'll note that they don't name which side of the dispute refuses to meet. 😧 Link to original tweet... x.com/andrewfeinst...

They could have been independents, kicking Labour every week without any issue but they have completely embarrassed themselves and mades themselves look incompetent.

Labour: Acting like the Tories since 2024. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reform must be quaking in their jackboots and George Cross onesies.

Sounds like Momentum 2.0 is just as massively incompetent as version 1. What a bunch of clueless fuckwits these Corbynistas are. A triumph of ambition over ability.

Sounds like Your Party ended with the hangover of lawyers all round. Still, it was ludicrous while it lasted.

You can smell the desperation from here.

Britain has gone quite, quite mad.

Simon Jenkins, Mandelson apologist: It was the past that cost Keir Starmer both Angela Rayner and Lord Mandelson, key figures in two major areas of his policy. Their faults were not monstrous, their atonement sincere and their talents clearly needed by the nation. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Sniff. Sniff. Is that the heady reek of binfire coming from the smoking wreckage of Your Party? Do you know, I think it just might be... (And to think some people thought Corbyn could run a country. He'd be hard-pressed to run a bath.)

Brilliant! Such a great geeky pun.

Another excellent read by Chris Grey. There's nobody who's expended more intellectual effort on analysing the aftermath of Brexit than him, even if he is now widening his remit somewhat.

This is as bad as it can get. Do they not know that? Did they really think ANYTHING good would come out of dealing with Dump?

Next they will be cosying up to Musk. There is no “low bar” for Labour - there is nothing they will not do.

I really regret voting Labour.

BREAKING: Trump ends war between Narnia and Mordor.

Labour MPs are cheering on getting deeper into bed with Palantir.

Labour MPs are cheering on getting deeper into bed with Palantir.

Is Melania an add-on character in Mortal Kombat?

Trump is running away from free speech at Olympic 100m pace. Imagine thinking you can take off air any TV network that dares to criticise you. Our own RW firebrands will be salivating at the prospect. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Your Party not working? Have you tried turning it off and- Sorry. Have you tried turning it off?

It's Your Party and you'll cry if you want to. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The thick plottens.

The thick plottens.

Suggestions for what's in the box? Mine: Plaster cast of Starmer's tongue, so Trump can get that "special feeling" any time he likes.

Your Party's binfire is burning bright this afternoon. To think it may not even survive long enough to get a proper name...