Check out this beautiful tribute created by the BBC that took place on Monday 30 March 2026, using 950 drones, and was broadcast on BBC One Northern Ireland on Thursday 2 April at 8pm — the same time and date the Titanic set sail from Belfast in 1912.

With everything in the last few weeks I've prepared my shrink by saying "this plot would not make the cut in a third rate Mexican telenovela". Of course I want the Russian mob involved in my life and buzzing my intercom. Long story. About 1.8 million rubles long from the court records in Russia...

So many red flags and yet.......

That's quite the sign:

Celebrating my first broadband outage with new provider. Lasted a whole week before now though. Welcome to Spain.

CW. I'd just like to thank android and google for showing me a "selfie" memory from 12 years ago which was actually a photo of my abuser and I didn't need to see right now. No, I don't want to swipe for more and how the eff did you even have that photo please?

Anyway here's a love poem to make a change from the grief. (I'm doing better btw)

Ok. Single cishet men. Lovely living space, I'm sure. But make sure, in a clear plastic container in your bathroom, you have female sanitary products. A range. Get a woman to help pick them if you're not sure. But make them obvious. Just in case a guest gets THAT look.

CW: grief. I think this is the shortest poem I ever wrote. But one of the best. She held me together When the world Was trying To tear me apart

CW: poem about grief I veer wildly From crying To laughter And smiling At the memories And talking to her Like she's still here I didn't ask to get on this ride But I can't get off Until it's done

One of the police officers I reported the incident to straight away asked if the guy was South American. I asked how I could possibly know. He was like "yeah probably South American". You think institutionalised racism against Latinos is bad in the USA? Come to Spain and see the real deal.

look i'm not a big "judge people by the media they consume" person but if you watch the new wizard bigot show that gives money to Rowling, I will think less of you and trust you less.

Esta maravilla que he visto en Threads: “Primero vinieron a por los inmigrantes y yo alcé la voz, porque había leído el resto del puto poema.”

There is a #pervert in #Valencia filming young girls. Police aren't interested. I have reported it to 6 different officers. None showed any interest and one told me to go away. I will post the video first with English subtitles so my followers know what it is about then in Spanish. Please spread.

I would like to thank the entire Microsoft team for their hard work and dedications regarding resetting all my default apps to Microsoft apps after the latest update. Again. I wouldn't mind so much if their apps were any good.

I get in my cab to the event and the driver looks at me and says “I had you before, yeah? You write book?”

Her favorite colour was orange. She wouldnae have liked a pure black ribbon on her photo. Ah'm gonnae try tae get some glitter too.

Cripps wear blue. Bloods wear red. ICE wear green and masks.

The box has been on the floor less than 30 seconds and the feline Imperialist has already seized control and declared it his colony

Shrink: Your former flatmate is the most incredibly confusing psychopath I ever heard of. WHAT WAS SHE DOING? WHY? Me: I think she really got off on mental abuse and feeling that she was controlling me and making me stressed. Shrink: Oh. Yeah. That actually fits perfectly.

Awwww maaaaan. I am losing my understanding of Jamaican English. I went to watch a Jamaican film I watched my late friend and I'm not understanding all of it now :( I am getting maybe 80% :(

The final boss of learning English is swearing. As one Belgian diplomat put it once: "I never know when I need a fuck or where to put my balls." Had to correct my Italian friend earlier because he used swears in the wrong order. This stuff is like hardcore level.

CW. Grief.

CW grief I printed and framed a photo of my friend. I keep touching it. Like I could touch her. One more time I think I think I suddenly understand Cave art A lot more

Bad idea to tell the enemy exactly when and where you're going to strike and give them 48 hours notice. Could be a misdirection but is Trump that clever?

I guess we now all know what we'll post when Trump dies.

CW: grief, loss. Wrote a new poem. RIP K. I will always love you.

I am irrationally angry at all the tourists using all the 5g bandwith. I guess I've left denial and entered the anger stage of grief.

In memorandum of one of the most amazing people I ever knew.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh fucking no. Searched for an old friend I'd lost contact with over a decade ago. Didn't find them. Found the crowdfunder for her funeral and menorial in 2022 though. RIP K. You wonderful and amazing woman.

Best shot I have of Peterlee, Co Durham

Found this photo I took in 2003 (Notting Hill Carnival) and all I can think of is "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom"

Thank god Fallas is ending. With the tourists gone I might get a 5g signal again...

Man I wish I could see the universe and stuff like this. Is Elon pre-selling tickets to this galaxy yet?

To be fair, though, Corbyn hangs out with people a LOT worse than Robinson. And accepts money from them to go on their TV shows.

I switched Fallout 4 to Spanish to help me learn and I can't believe how incomplete the translation is even after all these years. Lord knows how Spanish speakers manage...

Have now reached the point that ordering new cushions online is far easier than going through all those boxes I can't unpack yet.

Sat in a bar today with a Spanish friend who lived in the UK. Showed her this. She was, quite rightly, in fits of laughter. It's a classic. www.tiktok.com/@comedylopez...

This one hits deep

Fell today and I think I fractured my knee again. I really should have told the builder to widen my bedroom door...

This is an excellent thread. Bang on. My only quibble is that MJT actually denounced MAGA recently and said it was a scam. So I think she's ex MAGA now. Still racist and insane, which is like 90% of it, but no longer MAGA base.

Living alone with a disability is hard. Add a knee fracture and it gets even harder. Somebody has to feed the cats. That's me since I kicked out my flatmate for abusing them and for stealing from me. Oh well. Luckily I have a wheelchair. Furry tummies need feeding.

I speak only for myself. When I grew up (70s) nobody knew what trans or non-binary was except the people who were (and they were persecuted). I try my best to use correct pronouns for people but "him/her" is just hardwired into my brain so I often make mistakes. But I try. Because it's important.

Today I played the "being in obvious distress and unable to move myself in my wheelchair on the street" game. Results as follows (number of people who saw/number who helped) Colombians: 2/2 Madrid dude: 1/1 Valencianos: 100+/1 Unknown: 1/1 (I think Colombiana) The score rarely varies.

In the distant past, somebody, somewhere, was the last ever human to make a cave painting. I wonder who they were and if they were appalled by the lack of enthusiasm by the corrupt youth for wall-paint-daubing. Why yes: it is 4 am and I am awake. How did you know?

I have seen some dark memes in my time. But this... Man. I mean it's funny but... Damn. Darkest meme ever. If you know, you know. If you don't know why this meme is so dark then DO NOT GOOGLE IT. Damn. Raw internet, man

Getting back into poetry again. This is not a pleasant read but I think we have all been there...