This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.

Me: ok fix me My Coffee: We’re gonna need a bigger cup

“You always look so mean.” Me: “How? I don’t even be doing nothing” *me not even doing nothing:

Showing up to DL trade’s place in the middle of the night like it’s Luigi’s Mansion

Failure doesn’t sting as much as regret. I’d rather fail a hundred times chasing what I want than look back and wonder, 'what if?' Failure is tuition. Regret is debt.

I love Grindr because even when you finally do drop a addy for someone they can go and block you anyway and you don’t have to worry about them coming over

So if you at a coffee shop and the hot barista goes from emo stone face to a sunshine level bright full grin and wave that means she likes you right?

😌

Going to beat my high score 😂🍆 #memes #gloryhole #beatyourmeat

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

Me, extremely overwhelmed by life but still trying to have a good time

This just popped in my spirit. Do not get upset when things end. Dead leaves fall when they are supposed to fall. Also, there is a whole season of the year dedicated to endings to embrace rest and new beginnings Let things fall as they should! Can you control the 4 seasons? Exactly.

malt paste wars

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Join me this morning on stripchat! Just hanging out before I have to get ready for work 😘

Don’t mind me just prepping for my first cam solo show!

Coming soon: I’m joining chatterbate and stripchat! Look for me: @adonis_perrier

I should get a dick piercing

I’m not a *slut* I’m just a romantic that loves to fuck 🤷🏻‍♀️

My local gf got me tickets to my favorite podcast I get to spend a whole weekend with my long distance gf (and get the shit beat outta me ) Life is good. Young me is proud I’m so happy 😭😭😭

No one tell me Shit my gf is staying with me the entire time she’s in the bay I’m gonna throw a table

;)

Send coffee 🙃😈

How it feels to smoke good weed and not give a fuck

😍😍😍🌹🌹🌹

We squint at the sun because it is bright, we squint at people because they are not.

If you’ve never seen Ms. Tamara Walcott deadlift 641 pounds, I’d highly recommend watching this:

I just wanna be effiel towered by my girlfriends instead of being at work surrounded by teenagers 😭😭😭

Boycotting is a privilege. Prepping is a privilege. Protesting is a privilege. Leaving the country is a privilege. Not all solutions are accessible to everyone. We need robust community care to ensure people aren’t left behind.

oyoyoyoyoyoy

Follow up to five fetishes 😇

at this rate

the novel I’m writing in my head in the shower will be great if I ever remember it well enough to type any

I’m celebrating pride in sf by staying the fuck inside lmao

need a strap that allows me to feel everything a dick would feel. not enough women in stem!!!!!!

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Another birthday look Someone needs to bend me over and pull my suspenders while they fuck me Any volunteers?

Ya boy 33 now #transmasc

As soon I’m back to being a horny little goblin I will be back to smut your timelines

I nurture my spirituality by devoting the first 15 minutes of each day to silent contemplation of my enemies list.

This is good to know

We ❤️ the Femme Daddies!

I saw a reel that said people with ADHD don't miss people the same way as neurotypicals and I really felt that Due to object impermanence, I don't miss people because I kind of just forgot they exist (not in a malicious way), but as soon as something reminds me of them, I miss them a lot lol

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