I’m only a tease online 😘 #oursky #datesc #datenc #luxurycompanion #spicycontentcreator www.theCLTshow.com

One of those hotel bathrooms that makes you realize you didn’t actually pluck your eyebrows ☹️

My first post on Skylight is a video of me mixing up some dough for Christmas Kolaczkis! I like mine filled with cherry 🥰 let’s see how it works!

Joining Skylight Social based purely on being unable to imagine myself ever saying “yeah I’m on Upscrolled!” Like a real business lady.

I like grocery delivery because I can poke my head out and anxiously look both directions before scrabbling the feed into my house with my paws

Make sure you leave your pipes dripping 😘 #datecharleston home base #datecolumbia 1/27-28 #dateflorence 2/6-7 #datecharlotte 2/10-11 #dategreensboro 2/11-12 #dateraleigh 2/24-26 #oursky #gfe #fmty #snowstorm #shower

One of my girls laid her first egg today! Really tiny ones like this are called fairy eggs. Chickens will lay them when they’re young, or right after they’ve finished molting ❤️

Well they swear up and down January 6th wasn’t a big deal. We could always just…

His friends saw my “we need to make a blowjob video” text and think he’s so lucky. But he knows I’m yelling at him.

Did you know? If you’re worried about being cooped up for the big snow storm, you can take a shelter dog home for the weekend as a temporary foster! Especially in the rural south where we have to house dogs outside, it would mean the world to the pups & the volunteers ❤️

He said “lemme see it jiggle” but I’m a troll

It’s crazy that they’d rather invade Minnesota than release the Epstein files.

When the sensitive content labels are so sensitive, you have to start posting some legitimately kinky shit

Bears proving you can never count ‘em out omgggg

I wanna do that thing where the guy lays back in your lap while you jerk him off, but I have stubby arms ☹️

Winnie the Poohin #oursky #datesc #datecharleston #gfe

Soft #oursky #datesc

Two things I can tell you about having the world’s tiniest bladder: most girls in Charleston aren’t good friends, and hardly anybody washes their hands.

Missing every ball at pool night cause I’m not gonna touch those for free.

Vibrator died in the middle of an orgasm and I’m not going to let it ruin the rest of my day challenge

“She’s not gonna fuck you bro” You don’t know me?

#oursky #datesc

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Elon is a ketamine addicted white supremacist, who uses his wealth to try & overthrow governments while the mothers of his untold number of illegitimate children have to beg him for money & fatherly duties on Twitter. I would actually love to be a fly on the wall for that custody battle.

Waiting for you…

I know you shouldn’t do it, but I would still fuck a chef in a heart beat.

Watching people call Renee Good and her wife “belligerent” and “condescending” when they were literally gentle parenting a mob of armed & angry thugs is really something else.

The way all I have to do is think of a man

An awful lot of “you should expect this” from the people who just tried to convince us you shouldn’t expect to get mowed down for storming the Capitol.

*Larry The Cable Guy voice* I think that’s how Elvis actually died. Tweakin his back real bad puttin the toilet seat down.

They don’t even have to tell me how much cheese it takes to ward off Alzheimer’s. I am definitely eating it.

Bro I would’ve never worn a mask in 2020 if I knew it was gonna turn out like this.

Hmmmm do I wanna go to New York in February or March? I want to balance freezing my butt off with the tourist rush!

Poor Tim Walz. You know he dropped out so Trump wouldn’t get his family killed.

Gonna take pictures of my prednisone boobs to the doctor and tell him to give me my own tits back

Donald Trump screaming “America First!” At us while he spends Christmas with his other country

RT if you think Elon Musk should be deported

Can’t believe we all have to just sit with the Jack Smith testimony knowing that Trump already pardoned himself.

Twitter is the new 4chan.

Sick but it’s cool cause I’m gonna start the New Year skinnyyyyy

I try to scroll around on here but good lord. Pure millennial cringe.

Why does every app have at least two message folders I cannot live like this

Good morning 🥰

Desperately trying to pull up next to the rogue pussy and pineapple sticker lady but these Charleston drivers just will not let me live

Getting enough of these followers on here now that I fear I must post that if you spend all day sending hateful messages to every representative of color but don’t have a thing to say about Trump, I do NOT like you and you shouldn’t be on my page ❤️

It’s so hot in SC, you’re getting shorts for Christmas!

Santa baby Put some dick up under the tree For me Sugar daddy or three Santa cutie Can’t you see I’m down on my knees And so tight! You know you’d fit just right So Santa baby Won’t you come and stuff my stocking tonightttt

Are there any starter packs you’d recommend over here? Any funny people I should follow? My trending tab is just a string of people competing to be the head quirk chungus, and I can’t take it anymore😩

Think they’ll fit under the tree? 😘