These fuckin' guys.

Types of Board Game xkcd.com/3235/

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

This bar just swung from Sisters of Mercy to They Might Be Giants. Which is why it's the best bar.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Aliens: they're just like us.

I would like to point out: Lyme is EVERYWHERE. And you can have it and not realize it for years. I didn't know I had had it until a doctor ordered antibody testing a couple of years back.

Any 2028 candidate should be adding this plank to their platforms, regardless of party.

One day it'll be our turn.

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At IU the college president literally put sharpshooters on the roofs of adjacent buildings during the Free Palestine protests. Fired the professors who supported the students, too. So, like... I get why they're not out there hoisting the banner for the cause.

It's Pepperoni's gotcha day! He is everyone's favorite, friendly lil sausage. 7 years with this little weirdo.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

a sex pest real estate guy who lost money on his casinos got elected president twice because he played a deals man on tv and then he destroyed the global economy. baudrilliard would die if he wasn't already dead.

If I see ONE MORE sitting Congressperson skeet about how appalled they are and that Congress needs to rein in the president I am going to lose my goddamned mind. YOU👏ARE👏CONGRESS👏 DO LITERALLY ANYTHING USEFUL. PLEASE.

THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how

When you move to St. Louis, you're required by law to have a bag of these in your home within 24 hours of property transfer. One friend came over with these, a 6 pack of Civil Life, and a gooey butter cake the night we closed, just to make sure we were in compliance with local regulations.

Installing ICE at airports is a grade a level stupid idea but it also advances the larger issue, which is a private, unaccountable army funded by and ideologically loyal to a dictator that spreads militaristic oppression to all forms of public life.

Exactly this: every loud supporter of GenAI I've encountered has been OBJECTIVELY mediocre-to-bad at what they do. Or just painfully unseasoned. They love it because it's the cheat code to LOOKING like they've done the reading when they haven't. Like, GenAI output is great if you don't know much.

It's incredible to see a digital product using the same shrinkflation trick as physical goods. They didn't technically raise prices, they just lowered the amount of V-bucks you get for the money, so it's easier to miss when buying. An inherently exploitative tactic!

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

The Menards in Richmond Heights has a lovely man playing a mean jazz piano and it's kinda nice to have a classy soundtrack while buying GFCI outlets.

Sent this picture of the contents of our storage unit to our movers and only just realized this might be alarming...

Can I skip to the part where we're done packing and everything is two states away and in its proper place? So, like... MAY?

feature, not bug

We're moving! To St Louis! Which is great! Love that town, a TON of people we love live there, and we lucked into an absolute BALLER new home. Except: packing. Moving itself. Having to touch every single item you own at LEAST twice in the span of a couple weeks.

So, now that tariffs have been deemed illegal, someone's gonna cut me a check for the thousands of extra dollars I had to pay to buy things we just don't make in the US, right? And all my friends whose companies were sunk by the tarriffs get them back? That's how it works, right?

so we paid the tariffs and now the corporations that passed the costs on to me and you are the ones that are going to be reimbursed, do i have that correct

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Drake Equation-ass equivocation...

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Who was it that referred to Ugg boots as looking like one "foot-fucked a teddy bear?" @damnyouwillis.bsky.social, is this your doing? Feels like a David thing...

The internet is a cesspool but every day, something on Reddit reminds me that humanity is just a collection of Weird Little Guys doing Weird Little Things, and for that? Eternally grateful.

That one tweet that goes, “AI can’t be curious, stupid, or a just plain horny freak like humans, and that’s why human-made art will always be superior”

Not in the Epstein files: - trans people - migrants and asylum seekers - people who arrive in small boats - benefits claimants In the Epstein files: - rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above

Holy shit, Bill. @billcorbett.bsky.social

watching non-Texans discover that there's a town near Fort Worth called "White Settlement" today

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

"winning back" MAGA and racists is not my job. i am a professional hater. my job is to make fun of these people until i die

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

OK, I'm finally going to bed. The replies to this post are hilarious and heartening. I hope, as ever, that I am unceremoniously jostled out of my slumber by the sounds of worldwide celebration and I yearn for that day. In the meantime, I look forward to yet more hilarious replies.

YT link to the film Dave is referencing in his short yet 🎯 video: youtu.be/0zPmQKoHfV4?...

Football is happening today but history is ALSO happening. And while it doesn't repeat, it sure rhymes in really alarming ways.

I maintain there's a parallel universe where IU's team isn't winning because in THAT timeline, Cignetti got REALLY into trains instead of football.

FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize! CURT CIGNETTI: