Trump told Pulte to gut intelligence agencies. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

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Wow. GREAT news!! #Ukraine

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It’s Tank Man Day again. #JuneFourth #TiananmenSquare

Has Lindsey Graham been offering suggestions on how Cash App can incorporate a Little Mermaid-esque wand into their business model?

Suited up like a quarterback yet playing with…um, basketballs (plural) on the grassy field. Ahyup, this seems pretty accurately representative of the brilliance that is Donald J. Trump. (Except, the sculpted male cheerleaders in their short-shorts are purely of Donnie’s vivid imagination. Ahem.)

Just learned this was a real graphic that Trump genuinely showed at an actual WH “briefing.” As Michael Bluth might remark: I don’t know what I expected.

Just basking in this fact. :)

I've interviewed FBI agents in on the raid of the Epstein house who found the cameras and the recordings. He's lying.

The superintendent of the Vienna Festival Week explains why he disinvited Peter Thiel to speak. At a time when the struggle against fascism is spanning the globe, I cannot afford to give technofascism a public stage. www.spiegel.de/kultur/peter...

…sooo…where’s Donald?

Uh Trump’s WH Ballroom Commissioner to SPEAK FOR PUTIN at the St. Petersburg Economic Forum. Check the names of other participants. Why yes, the Tate bros are also involved.

Dear Rest of California: THANK YOU for voting. Had y’all left it up to my county alone, we’d have gubernatorial candidate and ballot thief cosplaying as a sheriff Chad Bianco in November’s election. The rest of the state wisely booted Chad outta the running. I live in a stupid county.

Ladies and gentlemen: our new “acting” nat’l intelligence guy, Bill Pulte. Yes, you already know junk about him, but didjya know this? I sure didn’t. He ain’t shy about it. Bill arrives about 40 seconds into this vid but, ah, you should catch it from the beginning.

I, too, frequently request that my doctor run the same tests over and over even though the results are “great” simply bc I like seeing the results again and again, and of course my doc has no problem whatsoever continually conducting the same tests repeatedly and thinks it’s all perfectly sane.

🚨 #California 😎 Today’s the day, my fellow Golden Staters. If you haven’t yet submitted your ballot, get crackin’—it’s Last Call and your action is needed. SNAPADOODLE!! 🗳️

Jon Stewart of The Daily Show reacts to his own story about the person who booked all those Freedom 250 acts that’ve now bailed from Donald’s big show: JEFF EPSTEIN of UNIVERSAL ATTRACTIONS.

As a reminder, Pulte is the guy who goes through the mortgages of Trump’s enemies, looking for mistakes, which he then uses as a basis to refer them for criminal prosecution. See, e.g.: Letitia James

Interesting to see this leap to the big screen. I’ve been enjoying the releases from this project. Check it out if you haven’t yet.

It’s as if Yesterday Trump always writes the set-up jokes for Tomorrow Trump. @jimmykimmel.com

…now, where have we heard this phrase before?

“Like a miracle, it’ll go away.” - Donald J. Trump, 2020 🦠

This might be as full of paying spectators as those stands will get. Bonus points for choosing black stands to sear in the DC sun. The few forced to attend will surely appreciate it.

When you are in need of a job, you apply for employment. You may land the gig or not, but you definitely won’t get hired if you don’t first apply. That’s obvious, right? Now go vote, even if you think your vote doesn’t matter. #California 🗳️

This. I remember the many patriotic fetes and celebrations woven throughout 1976. It was a Big Deal marking a big occasion. I was proud to live through that historic time and join in that celebration. Now, I get to also live through our 250 mark and it’s all just narcissistic sadness and meh.

New campaign ad just dropped

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Why not combine the two purposes for the land? Wouldn’t be the first time for Donald.

🗳️ #California 😎 It’s May 29th; a bit late now for mailing in your ballot. Find your nearest Drop Box or Election Day polling place here:

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Just as his name has been wiped from hotels and other properties that once benefited from his brand license, his name will also be wiped from the nation he tried to destroy, and no future voter will admit ever having been associated w/that name. So in a way, his name will still be his legacy. Heh.

Breaking news: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event on the White House lawn, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.

Thank you @nycjayjay.bsky.social and @petebuttigieg.bsky.social We can make Citizens United IRRELEVANT in every state!!!! Great write-up!!!! open.substack.com/pub/thinkbig...

Brilliant decision made immediately in advance of the World Cup games in the US. Just superb. Has Sec. Duffy chimed in on this policy change that directly impacts the Department of Transportation, or is he too busy gazing at a Giant Ball of String or other random roadside attraction with his fam?

Not related; merely an interesting observation: Stephen Colbert is from South Carolina. While it won’t be broadcast to our screens tonight, we can all nevertheless vividly imagine the delighted grin on his face at today’s news.

Attn: ⚽️ World Cup Athletes: Trump’ll let you come into our country so he can earn his piece of the FIFA money, and his associates who plan to make bank on World Cup events each get their beaks wet; but if you wanna stay overnight for the next day’s game? Them’s not earning hours, so, out you go.

The person genuinely inside a claw machine at Dave & Busters in the real video below is presently in the lead for the GOP pick to be Minnesota’s governor. Not an impersonator. Actually the real Mike Lindell in there. Potential governor. youtu.be/vGlDEbZvwLI?...

Those wanting 14 to be the official age of consent just provided the legal basis for granting the vote to any American citizen aged 14 and above. Sure ya want the very young youths deciding your fate, GOP? They grew up under constant shooter drills bc of you, remember. Ya might wanna reconsider.

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🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting

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Concepts of a plan.

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tbf he kinda nailed it

Listen to this sometime during the holiday weekend. #MemorialDay music.apple.com/us/album/fla...

The Danish gov’t has installed floating platforms planted with wildflowers and native vegetation in the harbors and canals of Copenhagen, to create urban habitat sanctuaries for birds, bees, pollinators, insects, and even some aquatic life. #FlowersOfBluesky #InnovativeSolutions💡