Remember when Trump talked about Arnold Palmers big hog?

Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?

Roll tide 🤣🤣🤣

RIP Eddie. 20 years, still missed. 🤼

The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

John Cena right now.

Fetterman voted for the senate compromise?!? Fetterman? John Fetterman?!? That’s shocking. Just shocking. We’re talking about John Fetterman, from PA?!? He voted for the compromise? I’m just shocked.

I’m a big dude, so most of my shopping is at B&T stores. And whenever I see a normal sized person I feel like a grizzled barkeep in a western “We don’t take kindly to skinny folk round these parts”

Gregory Lairmore. Don’t forget the name of the ICE Agent who got “assaulted” with a sandwich. This Downey soft motherfucker should never be allowed to live this down. He should be mocked anytime he passes a sandwich shop. Strangers should approach him and laugh in his face. Make his life hell.

Thank you for retiring Nancy.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Zohran!!!

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

Congrats to Shohei Ohtani for hitting that parlay last night.

Oh my god, suspenders, where have you been all my life!

Bah, humbug!

in Israel this just means you keep having depression

lol fuck the Dodgers.

If your kids are sad that the animals aren’t free, remind them that nobody truly is.

@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics. GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp

I loved the new Superman movie. Loved it. But that being said, the dog looked terrible.

Whoever decided that little kid toys should have tiny little shoes should be burned as a witch.

I am as anti-Trump as anyone, but you know what I don’t give two shits about? This ballroom. Why does a democracy need a palace? It’s just deck chairs on the Titanic. Tear the whole thing down to the studs wgaf. There are so many other things we should be worrying about. This is not important.

Holy Shit! The Sharks won a game?! THE sharks win a game!! 🏒

Sorry to post from the other site but couldn’t resist. Fuck the Dodgers.

Sounds like AWS needs a good QA team. I know a guy who’s looking for work with 15 years experience of building QA teams and processes. Just saying…..

No Kings includes DraftKings

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert. The Flandalorian

So… Pitbull’s “Don’t Stop the Party” is just a rip off of Toots and the Maytals’ “Funky Kingston?” Huh.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Me: You want to hear my Batman impression? Them: Sure, let’s hear it. Me: Oh no! It’s kryptonite! My only weakness!! Them: I think that’s Superman. Me: Thanks! I’ve been practicing!!

But seriously, every ICE associate should be prosecuted to the full extent and when that’s not acceptable, should be shunned by civilized society. Finding out someone was in ICE should warrant the same disgust as finding dog shit on your shoe.

I don’t think Sam Altman should be allowed to cross the street without somebody yelling at him about this

“Your life matters, and you are here for a reason.”-Jane Goodall

lol what a piece of shit 🤣🤣🤣

What language is “Bawitdaba?” 🤔

When I heard that Riyadh had a comedy fest, my first thought was “I’ll bet Chapelle is going” 🙄

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Damn right.

Shaka, when the walls fell

Saw “Every Battle All the Time But More of Them” or whatever this new Leo movie is called and I can report: It’s fucking awesome. Check it out in theatre if you can, worth seeing on the big screen with a crowd.

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

The Bonds curse is broken! Hell yeah Willy Adames!

My daughter and I are playing and she told me to “pretend you want to go to Florida.” I tried to explain that my imagination is simply not expansive enough to pretend that.

Gonna turn out that Tylenol actually causes the Rapture

That text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his roommate is absolutely fake.