Other things that will probably cause autism after they try to ban Tylenol: -seed oil -pizza toppings other than pepperoni -trans people -woke -women’s suffrage -late night TV hosts -empathy -windmills -Canada

imagining a throw pillow with Hilbert's 10th problem on it

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Before the season started if you had told me that both Brett Rypien and Max Brosmer took snaps in a Vikings game I would have said it was an unmitigated disaster

Reading all the “Kirk” discourse as though it’s referring to Kirk Cousins and you’d be surprised how well it translates

I like this -- they fed AITA posts where the humans voted "asshole" to LLMs and found that the bots would almost always tell you that you're not an asshole. ^^; No wonder they're so popular! www.businessinsider.com/reddit-aita-...

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

Both broadcast reactions to the best replay angle of Jacob Young's kick catch

One stark marker of how much our society has devolved in just a few years is Bob Iger personally got on a call to convince us to let Disney/HULU make the 1619 Project. That America no longer exists.

Bengals coming back to win today would bring balance to the Force

Do you remember the 21st of September?

SOURCE: Costco abandoning DEI programs amid plans to rename their stores “Kirkland”

The Vikings have 11 defenders on the field and 10 are apparently redundant

If the Rapture is on Tuesday, that means the Antichrist is currently a leader on Earth. Ok, this might be right

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

The Plymouth omelette is turkey with a cranberry bread stuffing, and some gravy for dipping, but you don’t get to eat it bc *your* family wasn’t on the Mayflower

Our mistake when we wrote _Calling Bullshit_ was to assume that people would deliberately abuse the flexibility of quantitative metrics to mislead. We devoted inadequate attention to people making up complete and utter nonsense with no possible grounding in fact.

thinking about. Knots

everything that Trump and co think they are accomplishing by dismantling USAID and various NGOs could actually be accomplished in reverse by dismantling the feudal car dealerships ruling towns everywhere

To be fair, the disciples were some DENSE mfers too

“52% of all autocratization episodes become U-Turns, which increases to 73% when focusing on the last 30 years. The vast majority of U-Turns (90%) lead to restored or even improved levels of democracy” V-Dem data

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

blowing a second horn 180° out of phase with the first to cancel it out

Any academic folks on H1B visas (even with stamps in passports) please get legal advice from your University attorneys before leaving the US.

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery

This. No TT/non-TT/VAP job will be offered to an int'l candidate, since it requires an H1-B until the green card is issued. This process takes at least a couple of years.

The best way for a photo to catch my attention is if it looks like data. Fig. 1. Bar plot displaying amount of storage per filing cabinet.

Here's a gofundme to help out Josh Bregy, who recently was fired from his tenure-track job at Clemson

Vought is singularly focused on bending the entire government machine to Trump’s will. He believes that any check on the power of Donald Trump, who Vought literally describes as a “gift of God,” is illegitimate. There is no line he doesn’t feel justified to cross.

this thread is a nice reminder that hanania is an extremely poor thinker who benefits from the fact that many commentators are innumerate and can be easily misled with simple data manipulation

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

He's turning into Ursula Le Guin

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

*TRUMP'S NYT LAWSUIT DISMISSED FOR NOW FOR BEING TOO LONG It was 85 pages

There’s a ton of misinformation around WaPo’s reasons for firing me that I need to clear up. Posts coming soon.

Actual sentence published on the Bari Weiss site today: “For help decoding [Tyler] Robinson’s very modern manifesto, I spoke to independent reporter Andy Ngo…”

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

cats have begun

Oh nothing to see here…just Trump’s Chairman of the FCC using gifs to confirm that everything he’s doing was in Project 2025 that he co-wrote

In case anyone still doubts that social-emotional learning is learning: behold how easily emotional offloading accompanies cognitive offloading

Good luck is a debilitating curse I'm a loser but I can't stop winning Everything is better now that it's worse 'Cause everything that's over is just beginning

"How to use BitTorrent"

The risk that you take every day you're alive Is enough to retire But that's not a reason to be modest

“Debate Me” culture is not organic, endemic, or apolitical. This mode of high jacking discourse is and has been central to a 30-year conservative training program that has produced untold numbers of people to do this for every reason but “civil discourse”

How to Lead Conversations within a Highly Polarized Political Context. open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...