Not many people know that Massachusetts works on Dorian Grey rules. We put all our evil into the football team so it's cordoned off

“Imagine you’re in just as much danger as a major coke distributor,” is the model.

ive seen it happen irl when my family got chewed out over my mom and grandma talking about groceries

While the Seahawks use their Jets to win Super Bowls [ZING!!!]

HE DID IT

Two words: street cats And if you need a third: mofongo

14-win Sam figured out the only thing keeping a ring off his finger was his Vikings jersey

let’s not lose sight of the biggest story from tonight: the jets drafted a super bowl winning quarterback

Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Quebecois aussi

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

White racists watching Bad Bunny

It’s in my head now 🎶 Somos Charlie Kiiiirk Llevamos llamaaaa 🎶

Woke Super Bowl pandering to the snowflakes by eliminating all conceivable forms of offense

Between this game and the Dunkin commerical it's been a painful night for Massachusetts

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

good time to bring back this all timer:

the @chriswarcraft.bsky.social memorial Super Bowl of punting

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter https://theonion.com/stefon-diggs-spotted-partying-on-yacht-in-middle-of-second-quarter/

Knew it

they performed American Idiot

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooooo0000000!!!!11

MAGA scrutinizing the Super Bowl opening ceremony looking for a reason to be offended.

RIP Pete Rose, you would have loved seeing these sports gambling ads featuring Joe Montana

Yes we're called Orioles fans

I fact-checked a claim I heard on The Ezra Klein Show about gig nurses, credit scores, and wage discrimination. I tested it two ways, using approaches fr @mikecaulfield.bsky.social: • SIFT • AI critical-thinking (and doing) #InfoLiteracy #FactCheck teachinginhighered.com/2026/02/08/s...

Planting my flag is SEA 17–16 NE Sam’s gonna play a stellar first half and then nearly give it all away in the second half.

"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years

Bluesky getting a tingle down its leg, huh

Excited for the Super Bowel or as fans call it, the Toxic Megacolon

There are so many reasons to hate the Patriots. But for me, it starts and ends with the ICE collaborators they're enriching. gillianbrockell.ghost.io/the-truth-ab...

67 and 69 are examples of the twin laughs conjecture

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

As a child in school I never could have imagined that as an adult hearing “the vice presence of the united states got booed at the Olympics” my reaction would be an Eriq-Lasalle-in-the-ER-opening-credits fist pump

Keynote-ing the 10th annual SEQuEL quantitative literacy conference

I like thinking of AI usage the way I think about students who cheat, which is to say: What conditions are creating the demand for it? I wager there's a lot of overlap. Systemic overwork and overwhelm; a surfeit of actually-unmeaningful tasks; and a culture that prefers wrong answers to no answers.

Now do full-time faculty at all but the top echelon of R1 universities

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Bright ICE

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