The Chess guy who cheated by having a butt plug in his butt that vibrates him the answers but it's me cheating at magic the gathering by having a prog capsule in my butt

I gotta make sure I become mutuals with all these hot trannies I'm meeting

巷で噂の薄い胸と青肌サキュバス #illustration

Me yesterday: I am Normal about women with long nails Me now: I am so Normal that by comparison I was downright normal yesterday

Which one you choosing? (Only true perverts would pick number 4...) #Konosuba #このすば Megumin めぐみん Cosplay

Woooo thank you!!!

Seraph in the Headlights

if i lived back in medieval times i probably would of been a wood elf archer or something

Tricking these hoes into playing Illimat by saying it's a new format of Magic I've come up with.

They should invent a TCG a girl can play while you're sucking her fingers

I finally finished painting this lady knight picture:

one promise the cyberpunk future failed to deliver on is multinational corporations murdering each other en masse (and plenty of good paying jobs murdering corporate suits). would be a lot better if these guys were actually thinning out their ranks instead of banding together

he still doesn't seem to understand that when you put someone in a no-win situation, and also prove yourself completely untrustworthy, then they definitionally have nothing to lose. whereas you have a lot to lose and literally not one coherently defined thing to win. deals master

Eating weed

Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.

I have a suggestion for the next Magic con I go to

I finally got a real job! Sure, it still includes sucking and fucking dick, but...at least it's at a real office 😋

アリア / Aria ~👙⛱💦 #ゼンゼロ #ZenlessZoneZero #妄想エンジェル #アリア

we’ve had to talk about this before. I need you to deactivate the big head cheat before coming to work. it’s disrespectful to your colleagues and our customers when your head is big as hell like that

元々はこの絵ミクさんの日用に用意してたけど、そもそもラビットホールさんはミクさんじゃない事を思い出したので今日うPしました。 流石にこれはセンシティブじゃないと思いたいです。

the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Quick Takizawa doodle, based on the onsen trip chapter

buddhism be like: life is a roguelike

If I'm elected president I promise a chicken in every pot and a stepmom in every dryer

Transsexuals have done to the word "normal" what white women have done to the word "literally."

Eris (Asobi ni Iku Yo!) #SketchThread #myart

俺ボ2_148 俺はボインちゃんが大好きでな (Season1_168_Remake)

meanwhile, with Felt and Nanami <3

I hate how math is forced to continuously justify itself by its uses and it can't just be allowed to stand on its own. Humans have done art for thousands of years because that's what humans do. It's the same with math. Humans reason about pretend things that don't matter, and that's okay.

Am homeeeeee 🥰❤️ Tags: #nsfw #realnsfw #horny #bdsm #stoner #submissive #gooning #tits #petplay #daddykink #sellingcontent #ddlg #thighs #puppy #praisekink #sizekink #bisexual #onlyfans #tipme #camgirl #masochist

And a fully nude version too! I finally have a reference for my body that isnt somebody else's OC pff

if “the sign isn’t helping” is enough to make you flinch you are truly not ready for what must be done for humanity to make it through this

Yes, I may have lost that bet, but I can pull it off. It's easy. Just gotta look confident. Huh? Blushing? Me? No, uh, it's— it's just the heat! I'm chill! 🎨 skeb.jp/@sabamori55

Me: oh, did you forget to bring toothpaste? It's ok, you can use some of mine Girl who doesn't fully understand indirect kisses: w-wow... Are you sure? 😖

Miku (and Teto) for Miku day! 🩵❤️

Genuinely hope that gay guys are fetishizing this as much as we fetishize the nun's habit

Continuing to repost previous pieces until new art arrives Here's the first ever comm from @impu.bsky.social featuring Lynn #digitalart #artlynn

POV you let in a cute stray 💙 @yuio.bsky.social

Caught🤨

リズマリ

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

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Me: Washington DC... The Rotten heart of this rotten country, a festering wound carved into all that is decent in this world. Me, seeing a hot woman in a suit: wow!!!!!!!!

🐰 #FurryArt #NSFW

Archmage and Bog Witch lingerie

Do you remember this cutie?

just another prank